Alex: Yeah, I know what you’re all going to say.
“Alex, get a life!” or “Alex shoot yourself!”.... !_!
(well, all I’m going to say to all of you is:................... “POOH! ;P~~~”)
You should all be warned,
I'm right now a huge Gundam Wing fan, so the series will be mentioned ocasionaly. Don't worry if you don't know what it's about! ^_^
I’ll be giving an insight about them on later stories for the poor misfortunate people who haven’t had the pleasure :P
But if you’d like to know more about this series go to http://www.anipike.com and check under Gundam!
The reason for this is because I consider the 5 gundam pilots to be my inspiration and since I’m a weird wacky person I’ll be talking to them a whole bunch! ^_^
*Caliope is ready with a bat on her hands*
EEEEP!!.... Now now Cali! I know how you think I’m watching too much of Gundam W, but,.... but.....
*teary eyes sparkle* they’re all so cute! *_*
So on with the story of what happened the day...... Alex got bored!!!! Tan tan taaaaaann!!
Once upon a time, there lived an Alex.
She was a happy girl who lived in a mansion on top on the highest mountain in Lala Land along with her good friends: Caliope, Heather, Elisa & Victor.
One day Alex was really really bored. So she decided to share this knowledge with the rest of her friends.
She first headed toward Caliope who was in the kitchen.
“Freaky microwave dinners!!!” said Cali as she ripped apart a frozen box of instant healthy dinner, along with the magical brownie at the side.
*Alex sat down and stared at her friend with teary eyes*
”I’m bored!!” said the beautiful girl “I don’t know what to do!!”
> ”You could do the dishes.” said the evil Caliope.
”Umh... no. Let Heather do that....” ^_^
> ”Then you could go watch TV”
“Done that! Nothing good on yet! !_!
> ”Well I DON’T KNOW!! Why you come and ask me for?!?! Go talk to the Ordinary Monkey or something!!!”
”But all he does is nod (eagerly)”
*Caliope was still trying to break the plastic package for her dinner when she decided she had had enough and simply tossed the whole thing in*
> “There we go!” said Caliope with a satisfied look on her face.
“Cali, the plastic shouldn’t have gone into the microwave.” Said the beautiful girl :P
> “But I’m hungry!!!”
“That’s no excuse!! -_-”
> “Then fine! I’ll just open it now!
“No Cali!! WAIT!!!”
*The TV dinner had now exploded all over the two young ladies and they were soaked with the gooey cranberry sauce*
*Caliope was in a little corner of the kitchen crying*
> ”My dinner, my dinner!!” she said.
”I’ll just be leaving you now.....” as the pretty girl walked by she noticed the magical brownie and placed it in her pocket for later use.
Alex was now bored and dirty....
Alex now headed toward her friend Elisa who was now at the gym practicing her cop poses and karate strikes against Announcer 2.0
”Finally some peace and quiet. It took a while to get Heather to stop wanting to play “Go fish”. Now to practice what every cop should do! Ready A2.0!”
”Not really, but that wont stop you....” said the loyal servant
“That’s right!” said the cop with the blue/black hair ;P
”OH ELIIIIIIIISAAAAAAA!!!!........ are you here Eliiiiiisaaaaaaa!?!!?”
”EEEKKK!!! Quick, HIDE!”
But before either of them could move Alex was on top of her beloved friend pinning her hands to the floor; little did she know it was the only thing keeping her from being strangled.
”Wow! Elisa I found you! Hee, let’s play something, ok? I’m bored and Cali isn’t helping.” Said the pretty girl
”If you don’t get off of me now......” said the tempered girl
”Yo! A2.0 how are ya? ^_^”
”Hey, I know, Alex if you’re bored then you can help Elisa in her practice!!” said a very excited Announcer.
”Oh.... ok! ^_^
*Elisa’s wicked grin was only surpassed by the Announcer’s*
~~~~~~ 15 min. Later ~~~~~~~~
”No more! NO MORE!” cried the beautiful girl for mercy
”Karate shop!!!!”
”EEEEEKKK!” Alex now ran for her life!
”Rats! There goes my practice dummy..... HEY, Announcer! Where he go?”
Elisa now went to fetch her Announcer, but he had cleverly hidden..... in the potty!
”No way she’ll look for me here!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA!” said the Happy Announcer.
Alex was now bored, dirty and beaten....
Alex walked all the way upstairs (don’t ask her how, specially after that beating!) and made it to the bedroom the girls shared. In there she met Heather who was fuming at her luck in “Go Fish”
”Alex! ALEX!...... tell me you’ll play with me!!! PLEASE!! !_!” The Heather cried
”Stay away from me..... you “Go fish” maniac!
”At least I’m not the smurf-aholic!....... come on! Just once! ^_^
”Well,... I am bored..... ok.”
And so the two girls sat and played..... and to everyones amazement, Heather WON!
”YEPPPYYY!!!” said the happy Heather
”You cheated!!!” said the not-so-happy Alex
”Did not!”
”Did too!!”
”NOT”
”TOO!!!”
Heather then jumped out of the bed and ran all over the house telling everyone how she had beaten Alex in “Go fish”. She went all over Lala Land and the whole world knew that if you lost to Heather,.... it meant something was seriously wrong with you.
Alex was now bored, dirty, beaten & extremely low on self esteem...
The sad Alex went over to the backyard to cry her awful day away when she realized she wasn’t alone. Little Victor was there....
”Why is Lovely crying?” asked the nice boy
”Well,... it’s a long story... *sniff*”
”Tell Vicky all about it.”
So the Alex told the Vicky that evil Caliope had gotten her dress all dirty with cranberry sauce thanks to the lack of proper direction reading, how Elisa had beaten the heck out from her and how she was just mentally unstable that she even lost to Heather over a “Go Fish” game.
At that last remark, Victor made a shocked face.
”You lost to HEATHER!!!....... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
”Vicky you’re not helping!! !_!” said the sad beautiful girl
”Sorry..... -_-“
Suddenly her tummy said it was hungry.
”Heeheee..... good thing I saved this magical brownie”
”Brownie!??” Vicky’s eyes sparkled
”Yeah, Cali was too busy crying to notice I took it!
“Gimme!!”
”No Vicky! It’s mine!”
”Gimme, gimme, gimme!!!”
Alex gave Vicky her magical brownie and he left running through the backyard.
Alex was now bored, dirty, beaten, with extremely low on self esteem & hungry...
She began to consider the posibilities of suicide... but she thought she was too beautiful for that.
Alex went back to her room and sat down on her pretty King size bed, turned on her tv and watched as it was 5:30 pm now. Time for Gundam Wing on Cartoon Network!
Just as the opening credits where over and the voice of Quatre left saying: “To outer space, every one of us!” Then Heero said: “Mission Accepted”................................. something terrible happened...
The lights went out!
And today was the episode where Duo helps Heero escape from Sally Po.
Alex was very upset.....
”Today was a socky, socky, socky, socky, socky, socky, socky, socky DAY!”
Alex grabbed her stuffed monkey, which she had named Heero (this is true actually, I DO have a stuffed monkey and I did name him Heero :Þ) and ran out in the dark only to find herself face to face with Caliope.
The two girls knocked each other down.
”WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!” cried the bored, dirty, beaten, with extremely low on self esteem & hungry Alex.
”Alex! Cut that out!” pleaded Caliope.
”I’ve had such a bad day! !_!”
Caliope took Alex by her hand and headed toward the kitchen.
”I know honey...... and today of all days too....”
”What do ya mean Cali?”
”Whaaaa..... u don’t remember?? O_O
“Remember what?
”Never mind.... * sighs*
”WHAT?!?!?”
Caliope then sat Alex down and told her to stay still. But the thought that she could ask someone to lend her a car battery to turn the TV on kept running in her mind.
”ALEX! Even if you had a car battery, the cable is out!!” screamed a mad Caliope. “Now stand still!!!”
”How does she do that?!? O_O”
”You forget Alex, I can read your mind.” said a satisfied Cali
”Scary.....
Now in the dark, with no hope at all of watching her beloved Gundam Wing program, being all bored, dirty, beaten, with extremely low on self esteem & hungry. The poor Alex simply sat there and hoped the day would be over soon when suddenly a huge group of people screamed:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Confetti flew everywhere! Cute little horns were being blown as the darkness was over come by the beautiful light of the candles from her birthday cake!
Alex did not know what to say....
”Oh..... OH!...... You guyyyyyysss!! *sniff* It’s my birthday today? Must’ve forgotten....
”How can you forget today? It was YOU who kept reminding us all last week!!!” said Elisa while holding a side of the cake.
”I told you she’s cookoo” helped Heather
”Well, I spent a lot of time on this cake today. Had to pretend to be making a tv dinner when you decided to come by. Couldn’t just let you see the cake before the surprise party, now could we?” said Caliope.
”Here! This is my present to you!!!” said Victor as he handed her a little box.
”Why thank you Vicky! You didn’t have to.” She opened it to reveal........
The Magical Brownie!!!!
”I had no idea what else to give you.....” said Victor
”Thank you anyway Vicky honey..... and thanks a lot you guys! !_! You all make me so happy!”
”But Alex! You haven’t opened our presents yet” said Heather
Elisa & Caliope had combined their cash and bought her a: DVD player!!!! O_O
Alex was near tears....
Heather still had her present.
”Umh.... here’s mine. Hope you like it.”
Alex took it and opened it and saw..... she saw...... it was all too beautiful!
”It’s the first Gundam Wing DVD!!!” cried Alex in pure joy
”YEAH yeah!!.... it’s got that cool episode where Duo helps Heero escape from Sally Po & that other one where Trowa & Quatre are playing their duet with the flute and the violin!!! ............. I hope you like it. ^_^
”Now come on! Alex!! Blow the candles already so we can eat the cake!” said the hungry Elisa.
”Yeah, but make a wish first!” said Vicky
”Alright!” Alex closed her eyes and simply could not think for anything to wish for, except for it all to last forever.... even the cake, cause she was hungry!
She suddenly felt a sharp pain on her butt and realized she had just been kicked!
As she opened her eyes and adjusted to the darkness of the room she realized she had just been kicked out of her bed. And the owner of that evil foot was no other then...
“Heather!!” whispered Alex as she tried to get herself back on the bed she shared with her.
Caliope & Elisa were sleeping blissfully and Heather had practically taken control over the entire bed. It would be impossible to move her now, so she did the only sensible thing to do.
Alex stuck her tongue out at Heather’s sleeping form, and although the idea of simply pushing her out was tempting she just couldn’t wake her up.
Alex now headed toward the kitchen for some cocoa .
“It was all a dream...... all of it... even my Gundam Wing DVD!! *sighs*”
Victor was already in the kitchen making breakfast.
“Wow! You’re up early...... are you sick?” he felt her forehead
“Nooooo, but Heather will be gravely injured after she wakes up! -_-“
“Ohhh, I see ^_^”
‘Oh well’ thought Alex ‘it was a pretty dream.....’
“Hey look, a brownie!!!”
“Brownie?!?! Gimme, gimme, gimme.....”
O_O <-- Alex
Was it all just a dream?
Why is Victor so attached to brownies?
Just how bad will Alex kick Heather once she wakes up?
______________Heather: I was asleep Alex! I didn’t know I kicked you!!
______________ Alex: So you say......
All this and more on our next RP!!!
*Babbits head comes poking out from the toilet* Hey! Announcer, this is not an RP!
This is just Alex’s wicked mind!
Announcer: You mean, no one will continue with this....
Not unless asked to....
* Announcer 2.0 decides that it’s safe to come out of the potty now when he suddenly hears the dreadful calling!*
Elisa: So HERE you are!!!.... Come on! Time to practice my Karate Shop!!
*A2.0 & Babbit* O_O
~~~~~~~~~~ The End ~~~~~~~~~(don’t u just love these happy endings?)~~~~~~~~