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> >> Subject: My Mother taught me......
> >>
> >> 1.My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just
> >> wait until your
> >> father gets home."
> >>
> >> 2.My Mother taught me about RECEIVING...."You are
> >> going to get it
> >> when we get home!"
> >>
> >> 3.My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE..."What
> >> were you
> >> thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't
> >> talk back to me!"
> >>
> >> 4.My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall out off
> >> that swing and
> >> break your neck, you're not going to the store with
> >> me.
> >>
> >> 5.My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE..."If you
> >> don't stop
> >> crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
> >> way."
> >>
> >> 6.My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD..."If you don't
> >> pass
> >> your spelling test, you'll never get a good job.
> >>
> >> 7.My Mother taught me ESP..."Put your sweater on;
> >> don't you
> >> think I know when you're cold?"
> >>
> >> 8.My Mother taught me HUMOR..."When that lawn mower
> >> cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
> >>
> >> 9.My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If
> >> you
> >> don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
> >>
> >> 10.My Mother taught me about SEX.... "How do you
> >> think you got
> >> here?"
> >>
> >> 11.My Mother taught me about GENETICS... "You're
> >> just like your
> >> father."
> >>
> >> 12.My Mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you
> >> think you
> >> were born in a barn?"
> >>
> >> 13.My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE..."When
> >> you
> >> get to be my age, you will understand.
> >>
> >> 14.And my all time favorite... JUSTICE... "One day
> >> you'll have
> >> kids,
> >> and I hope they turn out just like you...Then you'll
> >> see what its
> >> like."
> >