To make a Ball O' Yarn

1. Take three cups of Biscuit-o-Rific biscuit mix
2. Add 2 gallons of olive oil
3. Add A box of tissues (Remove from box first)
4. Simmer on low until dessicated
5. Rent a big rig
6. Run over the mixture
7. Sing "Old MacDonald Had a Farm" for five minutes
8. Drive the big rig to your local fabrics store, and buy a ball of yarn, while being careful to disobey all local traffic laws.]

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