A lot of these jokes are corny, but they're within topic. I figure that the jokes section on the milk web page should have cow jokes.
Oh, yeah. The speakers of this two-line joke are Nit and Wit, if you couldn't figure that out.
Nit: I don't like cheese with holes in it.
Wit: It's okay, just leave the holes on the side of the plate.
What would Bart Simpson say to a boring dairy farmer?
Don't have a cow, man!
Why did the lone Ranger ride a horse?
He'd look goofy riding a cow!
What is the best way to introduce a cow?
Meat Patty!
What did one cow say to the other?
Moo.
What did one block of cheese say to the other?
Nothing. Cheese blocks can't talk.
Did you hear the joke about a cow that climbed mountains?
He hasn't made it up yet.
What did the astronauts say when they found bones on the moon?
I guess the cow didn't make it.
Now, a long cow joke. There was a traveler who was driving through the countryside. Suddenly, his car sputtered, and then just stopped. A cow walked by, and said, "I think that the problem is in the transmission."
Well, this guy wondered how a cow could talk as he walked to a nearby farm house and rung the doorbell. A farmer came to the door. The traveler said "Um, sir, I was driving along this road when my car stopped, and a cow walked by and said 'I think that the problem is with the transmission.'"
"Did he have one black ear and one white ear?" asked the farmer.
"Yes."
"Oh, don't listen to him," the farmer said. "He doesn't know a thing about cars."
Sorry that there aren't any milk jokes, but let's face it: Cows are funny!
