This is The Milk Page Version 2.0. I accidentally deleted the first page, and so here's the new page.
Oh! There's a cup of coffee up there! I don't like coffee! Quick, move your mouse over the cup of coffee, and click!
Phew, that's better. Now, to business (or what remotely resembles it). The Milk Page has one purpose: To help others appreciate milk, dairy products, and cows. And cow jokes.
