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To make a rip
  1. Get in a tooth-knocking fight with a hockey player
  2. Get a complete set of false teeth
  3. Take the false teeth out of your mouth, and run up and down the front of a knitted item (i.e., sweater, as above)
And there you have it-a perfect rip!
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