Fan Fiction
Days of Our Lives, Sunset Beach, and Passions all mixed into one soap called
PASSDAYBEACH
Characters:
DAYS: Kate, Sami, Austin, Nicholas, Greta, Eric, John, Marlena, Hope, Gine, Bo, Carrie, Mike.
SUNSET: Gregory, Annie, Olivia, Bette, Cole, Caitlin, Meg, Ben, Derek, Maria, Tess, Tim, Carmen
PASSIONS: Ethan, Theresa, Gwen, Ivy, Julian, Grace, Faith, Sam, Charity, Miguel, Luis, Sheridan, Hank, Whitney
PASSDAYBEACH Part One
"Supercouple Rampage"
(Bo, Hope, Meg, Ben, Luis, and Sheridan are all playing cherades)
(The teams are Bo and Sheridan, Meg and Luis, and Ben and Hope)
Bo: (is supposed to act out TITANIC and he pretends as if he's sinking) Ahhh! Save me!
Meg: Shut up Bo! You can't talk!
Sheridan: Uh... uh... hmmm....
Luis: Its Titanic ok??!! Titanic you dummy!
Sheridan: I'm not the one who can't act!
Bo: Are you saying I can't act?
Sheridan: Damn right i'm saying that!
Bo: Ha! I have been acting since...well a long time!
Sheridan: So!
Ben: (laughs to himself) Bo is a better actor than cop!
Bo: What did you say???
Ben: You heard me! I said that you are a better actor than cop, and you stink at acting!
Bo: So! At least i'm committed to one woman! And not my wife, and fiancee at the the same time!!
Luis: woah...thats bad Ben!
Meg: Yea Ben! I have had it with you and Maria! I'm gonna go home and steal my sisters boyfriend!
(Meg storms out)
Ben: Meg wait! (Ben runs after Meg)
Hope: Oh my god!! I am having an identity crisis! Am i Hope??? Or am i Gina???
Am i Hope??? or Am i Gina??? Oh I love Bo! No i don't! I Love JoHn!!
Sheridan: Haha Bo-- you are married to a moron!
Hope: (gets up) Are you calling me a moron???
Sheridan: Yes i am!
(Hope slaps Sheridan, and the two women engage in a catfight as Bo and Luis watch)
PASSDAYBEACH Part Two
"Disfunctional marriage counseling"
(Carrie and Austin, Olivia and Gregory, and Julian and are all sitting in a circle in a quiet room)
(A marriage psychiatrist, Dr. Jones comes and sits in the circle with them)
Dr. Jones: Ok people, our goal today is to fix your messed up marriages. Lets start with you, Mr. and Mrs. Richards.
Gregory: My wife is a bitch.
Olivia: Me???
Gregory: Yes you! You and Annie! Both of you have problems. You drink too much, and cannot control your hormones...and Annie is just- Annie!
Olivia: What about you! You murdered about... oh lets see, how many??? 1...2...3...4...5... people??!!
Gregory: Olivia you are over-exaggerating! There were only four-- but i should make it five!!!
(Gregory starts choking Olivia, but then stops and breaks down crying)
Gregory: I'm sorry! what have i turned into??
Olivia: Don't worry Gregory! You were always a monster!
Dr. Jones: Umm, ok...how bout we move on to the next couple... Mike and Carrie...talk to us Mr. and Mrs. Reed.
Austin: My wife is a slut
Carrie: My husband is too tall.
Austin: Thats a dumb excuse Carrie!
Carrie: No it isn't!
Austin: Its just that you're too short!
Carrie: No! I never have a problem with Mike!
Austin: Of course-- never a problem with Dr. Mike!!!
Carrie: Mike is perfect as can be!
Austin: Yes and not to mention he is twenty years older than you!
Carrie: Thats not true!
Austin: Yuh huh!
Carrie: Nuh uh!
Dr. Jones: Ok! Ok! Shush! Next couple...Mr. and Mrs. Crane.
Julian: Don't even try it Doc!! Nothing can fix this marriage!
Dr. Jones: And why do you say that?
Ivy: Because Julian is disgusting and i hate him! Sam was much better in bed Julian! And guess what, he is Ethans father!!!
Julian: Well guess what??!! I have fifty other children with 25 different women! hahahaha!! Everyone in this town is my heir!!! hahahaha!
Ivy: I don't care Julian!! You are a bad, bad man! Dr. Jones, you stink at this!
Gregory: Its ok Mrs. Crane...I understand-- so how about lunch???
Ivy: Why sure Mr. Richards.
Austin: (to Olivia) Mrs. Richards, I hear you like younger men.
Olivia: Yes i do...Austin.
Austin: What do you say you and I get a Motel room? Does that sound good to you Mrs. Richards?
Olivia: It sounds great...and by the way, call me Mrs. Robinson.
Julian: Well Carrie, I guess its just you and me now.
Carrie: Ok Mr. Crane...i guess since you're the only one left.
(They all leave)
Dr. Jones: I'll give it another week...
Part 3 and 4 are next!!
SARAH