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Welcome Mice and Men

To Irma Village

Where Irma Rules!


This is a special spot...
reserved for jerks like you!

It's my waste treatment plant.

DIVE IN.

But seriously, this could be a fun place<> for anyone who has ever known
a jerk like you.

So very glad you made it!

Where on earth have you been, man?

You see, we split in a hurry
and I forgot to tell you something

It took me a while to wake up and smell the coffee
Ahh, but it's perking now.

I have learned
Not ALL men are like you!
Sorry, gents, should I offend any of you.
I'll make it up to you later.

So now for the cheesey

in your face

parting shot...

How about a little snappy tune

to get us going...

I have a word



...or four
Hit the Road, Jack!

Being the cooler dude of the species,
I know you're gonna like this

Well, you like it now,
but you'll learn to love it later

Points to Ponder...



As Streisand said, you don't bring me flowers any more.



...No Problem!

Just kick back

I promise not to hurt you

Did I say "promise"?, babe?


I have, however, explored the bottom of your mind
I spent years with you just searching
for a key to fit the lock
but the only door that opened
led right to a mental block



You need to find a nice girl, ya know?

oooooh, in your face, sweety
I'm enjoying a needed break from you!


Need someone to give you direction?



It's called THE ROAD!

So hit it, Jack!





Have Fun!

'Cause I sure am!
We are having that party without you, man!
LUV YOU!




The stickers here provided by:

ArtGekko's Very Fun Site

She also has GREAT postcards to send to your friends and family.
One talented individual!

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