December 16, 1999

Dear Ahmet,

I must first start out by saying that your wardrobe looks so much better than when the show first started, And each show is becoming more you. I also have a few more suggestions. The little pop up thing about you at the Mtv web site is interesting and a little bit insightful but it is not enough! I think there should be a biography or something more about you on the web site. The fans would like to know.

I recently heard about a movie you were in called "OAKLAND UNDERGROUND". Is or will this movie ever be available to your adoring public? What ever happend to "ANARCHY TV"? Will I ever hear anything from "SLEEPS 9"? How can I get your autograph to scan for my web site? Will you ever check out my web site? Will you ever sign my guestbook? Just a few questions that have been bothering me. Have a wonderful Day!!!

Yours,

Guru Catherine

P.S. Do you think you can tug on your ear to say Hello to me like Carol Burnett did for her Grandma?