Dear Ahmet,

First of all, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa, Feliz Navidad, Happy Chanukah and everyone else I left out. Hope your Holiday was grand. I got all kinds of lovely gifts including Scooby slippers and a Pokemon pocket watch.

The only thing that really sucked was that my cousin threw the owners manual from her new camera on top of a candle. Luckily I'm quick cause I slapped the forest fire for smurfs clean out!! I'm cool like that, I don't mean to pat my own back but I always put others safety before my own. I know just what to do in an emergency situation. Example: If there is a grease fire you put it out with baking soda or salt. If you catch on fire, you stop, drop, and roll. If you are escaping a burning building always stay low to the ground (below the smoke) and feel doors to see if they are hot. Am I impressing you yet?

Anyway, just wanted to say thanks for wearing the KISS shirt the other day. And I like you with glasses on better. And if you haven't check out my website yet...

Yours,

Guru Catherine