Dear Ahmet:

I know it has been a while since I wrote you a letter but my life has been sort of busy lately! I'm quite sure you'd like to hear all about it so here it goes....

First of all I know you will be happy to hear that I am now employed!! I am very excited about it. I haven't started yet but I will any day now! Which means I will no longer be able to play webriot live! That sucks! I will have to be content with watching it on video.

I'm going to be working as a relay operator for the deaf. Cool huh! I will be typing what the hearing person says to the deaf person and reading what the deaf person types to the hearing person. I think it will be fun, but best of all I can wear what I want to work and have as many piercings as I want! I think I need a new one to celebrate! I think I'll get a labret.

I'm getting better everyday at webriot! Monday I was on the top online players list! I recorded it so I can look back on it fondly when I'm old.

I was kind of disappointed that you didn't offer your advice on the whole situation with my friend but oh well I guess you just didn't have time for me. That problem has pretty much resolved itself though so its now biggie. I decided to say screw it. I did everything I could and if she is messed up enough to just throw away a friend for nothing then oh well. I'm not going to mourn over it.

My website gets more and more hits everyday and my guest book just keeps getting more visitors! I am hoping to one day look at my guestbook and see that you signed it. I mean I do have lots of celebrity guests! Gary Oldman signed it as well as Kirk Hammett and James Hetfield from Metallica! Some people do care you know!

Well I guess thats all so I will let you go now.

Yours,

Guru Catherine