Dear Ahmet,

Imagine you just finish a grueling days work at webriot and go back to your dressing room to find a big beautiful birthday cake. Suddenly the lights go out and the top pops off the cake revealing the woman of your dreams (me) in my best Marilyn Monroe impersonation (still haven't figured it out but guys find it sexy) I begin to sing... Happy Birthday to you.... Happy Birthday to you....

It would never happen but it would be cool don't you think? Anyway.... Happy Birthday Ahmet!!!

Smoochie Smoochie!

Guru Cat

PS... Why on earth did you not do a video for BABY ONE MORE TIME? Are you insane???