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10. All the Pokemon are replaced with dinosaurs, and you are sent to a mysterious, isolated island where a park is being made... 9. Those two shady characters, Jesse and James, actually appear in the game. 8. The main character isn't Ash! *gasp* 7. All Pokemon rebel against their trainers and attempt to take over the world. 6. The main character's vocabualry is enhanced with four letter words. 5. Pikachu has dumped you for Team Rocket. 4. Twelve varying versions will come out - each with only 5 Pokemon. 3. Pokemon has betrayed Nintendo and switched to the Playstaion! More colors and better graphics! Yeah!! 2. Team Rocket finally manages to defeat you! 1. The final boss is *gasp* Gary! Submitted by Cynra
10. Team Rocket worries more about looks than victory. 9. With a name like Team Rocket, you know they're gonna blow it. Or blast off... AGAIN! 8. James is a whining baby. 7. Jesse gets annoyed and upset too easily. 6. Team Rocket is cocky - Ash and Pikachu are lucky. 5. Jesse and James don't have their Pokemon lisenses. Do you? 4. I don't see a Charmander in their party; do you? And everyone knows that Charmander is the greatest Pokemon! *grin* 3. They're after a single Pikachu while thousands of other Pokemon are easily accessible. Like the youth of today, they are obsessing over a single disgustingly cute electric rat. 2. They're the baddies - they're paid to lose! Evil always loses. 1. Jesse and James lead the little bunch. They really should let Meowth be in charge! Submitted by Cynra |
