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Every so often, the best of the best things
in this overglorified world is mistakingly dropped in to the
wrong hands. Like this website, for instance. For some fucked
up reason, Someone agreed to give me a website. Scary, right?
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a fuck. The point
is yer here...And I bet yer lookin' around, right? er lookin'
fer somethin aren't ya?....Well, FUCK, man! Go find it allready!
I'm sick of typing this shit! But, if you've never been here
before, let me introduce myself. My name is Alex, more commonly
known as Most of these names were thought up by other people....some
of em' were thought up by myself. But let's get one thing straight.
This is MY domain, .....and in my fucken domain, yer' gonna call
me by one thing and that's sir....Or whatever, I don't give a
shit.The big picture here, is the fact that I MADE ALL OF
THIS by myself, and if any of you knuckle dragging neanderthals
steal any of it from me, I'll hunt yer ass down and fuck you
the hell up, bitch! Got it? Good! Allright, now that we're off
that violent subject, let me explain some thing's. In order to
organize stuff in this totally out of wack site, I've made a
little sub frame with all the main divisions of the site in it.
It is located to your left. If you get lost or need to find something
ya missed, just click on the link it was in, dumbass. You should
be able to find yer way from there. If you can't, well then,
you certainly are fucked like a hooker in a hooters bar. Now
in case this is the first time your ass have ever been here and
you don't know shit of anything, then fucken find out, ya lazy
bitch! I'm not gonna sit here and explain every mutherfucken
thing! Half the fun is finding it out fer yerself! Who knows,
you might even find the secret site! Whooo! Scary!
CH-CH-CH-CH! ...... ~ahem~ allright....Now get lost
allready! Go fucken ogle er sumthin!.......... ......bitch.......... |
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