Are you proud of yourself? Well??? What are you like?? You Nutcase!
There are no rumours about Ger,because everyone knows that it's all true!
I don't think that i have enogh web-space to tell all the stories i could tell about Ger,but I'm going to give it a shot.
My earliest memory of Ger was when he tried to kill me.We were all fishing at Cleaves wall,and suddenly I find myself hurtling towards the river.I just stopped before falling in,and looking around,I see the crazed head of Ger,smiling.Since then,Ger hasn't got any psychiatric help, and is just as dangerous to know.
Ger was going out with a girl for 10 months and never knew.This gives an indication of what its like to know Ger.Whenever you are with him,retarded things happen. The poor girl was convinced that she wasn't just a one night stand,and,to be honest,i wouldn't like to be the one to let her down.She had the biggest shoulders i've ever seen on a girl.She wrestled him to to the ground and hog-tied him........scary!On the way to that disco,we all got drink and sneaked it onto the bus.Last to get on the bus was Ger.The driver saw the drink and said"give me the drink to mind it!". Ger said"no",and got off the bus.He's a little deaf at times.Like the time we got the bus at the treaty stone,one morning.The driver told Ger he was going to a different school,and Ger said........."uuuuuhhh".
And then there was Jennifer Graham.He locked her out of his house one night,while we all started singnig in the hallway.She was a freak....when Ger dumped her,she still called down to his house.One day,she waited for hours for him to finish work.She tormented his mother,the slow to anger Allison.She even followed Allison up to the graveyard.She never liked me much,either.
He doesn't have much luck with bikes.Once, he crashed into a ditch and all we could see was the soles of his feet,and hear the constant stupid laughing.
In my opinion,the funniest time was when we went to burgerking for some food.When we came out,ger threw a sachet of red sauce on the ground,and jumped on it.He looked around to see the splatters,but couldn't find them.Then he saw me looking at the leg of my jeans,they were destroyed in ketchup.Of course,he nearly pissed himself laughing,and fell on the ground.When he fell,I tried to kick him in the hole,but fell over him.The two of us were rolling on the ground laughing,when the police made their way over to us,we had to get up then!
As you can see,Ger is retarded badly,with no possible hope of recovery.
