<<ok. this is the last straw - I am certifiably insane.

It is enough that I have allowed myself to become rory's … what am I exactly?

Oh god I'm a manwhore.

Shame on me…

I've been a bad bad boy …>>

Jess smirked at himself in the mirror, then shook his head.

<<focus, mariano, focus.>>

Jess splashed his face with water and smothered himself with a towel.

<<if I can't see it, it won't be there.

Motto I have lived by since I was 4.

And I'm going to stick with it. If I can't see bag boy with her, he isn't in the picture.

As long as she doesn't mention him.. she is practically my girlfriend>>

Jess sighed,

<<I guess this is the only way she would be my girlfriend.

Hey I'm jess, and this is my pimp - rory.>>

Jess pulled down the towel so his eyes stared back at him in the mirror,

<<maybe not.>>

he heard a noise, smirked and looked at his watch

<<ahhh 11 on the dot. He's running on time tonight…One of the lesser known facts of stars hollow - at about 11 every night - luke danes sings in his sleep! Tonight ladies and gentlemen (courtesy of lorelai gilmores appearance in a red miniskirt tonight) the song of the evening is 'lady in red'… he's not all that bad really, could make a living out of it - if forced.

Well, better make my way to the gilmore house - she should be back from Friday night dinner now…>>

Jess pulled on his jacket and slowly crept out of the house..

<< man this is too easy…

maybe I should plan my curriculum…

lesson one : whatever the hell she wants

lesson two : whatever the hell she wants

lesson three: whatever the hell she wants… I'm beginning to see a pattern here.

I guess its true… whatever she wants I am SO willing to do… >>

He sighed and ran a hand through his hair,

<<although I'm gonna need a shit load of cold showers to be able to pull this off…

I don't want to wreck her - I have to restrain myself.

I have to.

Oh god how much I want to - ah never mind… I can't. I can't I can't I can't.

Must… restrain… must… not… ruin her.

I have to do what she wants. Not what I want.

And I will take a huuuuge pleasure out of making her… happy.

But how long will this go on for?

A week?

A month?

A couple of months?

Until dean finds out?

And then I get to be sold at doose's market and made into jess burgers at the diner?>>

Jess shuddered

<< NOT a pleasant thought>>

He wandered through the streets until he found the gilmore home. The lights were off and it seemed as if the entire street were asleep. Jess sat outside - staring at the house.

<< I wonder what this town would say if they knew what I was reallly like. Just some typical teenage kid - mentally stuffed up - so he puts up a front nobody else can see. Y'know its funny how only rory seemed to realise there was more to me than james dean.>>

Jess made his way to rory's window.

He stopped outside and noticed the window was left a little bit open,

<<atta girl, rory>>

he pushed it open and made his way inside,

"jess?"

<<holy shit ->> startled, jess lost his footing and feel from the window with a loud thump,

he groaned, "shit."

She was on her knees next to him, "jess, are you ok? I'm so sorry I didn't mean to make you fall - don't be mad!"

He propped himself up on his elbows, "why would I be mad?"

Rory looked surprised

She looked at him,

"RORY???"

the sound of her mothers voice rang through the house, "RORY?? ARE YOU OK???"

the two teenagers panicked and jumped off the ground. Jess put his hands on rory's shoulders and whispered,

"quick rory lie on the ground, say you fell out of bed!" she did as she was told as he hid himself in the cupboard just as lorelai ran in the room,

"I was dreaming of bill murray -this had better be good"

rory sat up, "bill murray?"

lorelai smirked, " he knows how to use his hands"

"gross"

"given."

"g'nite!"

"night, babe!"

lorelai turned and headed out the door. Just as she was closing it her eyebrow quirked up,

"rory, why are you on the floor and what was that loud bumb?"

"I fell out of bed."

Lorelai looked at her skeptically and nodded,

"alright, but I'm only letting this one slide since I do that all the time."

And with that, she was gone. Rory sighed and sat down on her bed.

Jess jumped out of rory's closet,

"you know you might wanna clear out in there - you have a hello kitty shirt next to a metallica shirt.. they don't get along well."

"thanks for the tip."

He shrugged, "I try. Ready for your first lesson? "

She nodded, grinning, "sir, yes sir!"

He raised his eyebrow, but continues, "well, miss gilmore - today we are going to study the art… of kissing."

Rory sucked in some air, "oh?"

Jess stood in front of her, crouching a little, "that's right, miss gilmore - here is your first practical lesson."

He leaned in closer

<< 5…4…3…2…1>>

his lips lightly stroked hers,

<<houston, we have hard on>>

he splayed his hands across her back, pulling her closer to him - she followed his lead as she put her arms around his neck.

Their lips fused together as their hands began to wander - Jess' up the back of her pyjama top and rorys' through his soft hair.

At that moment, rory felt his tongue graze her bottom lip.

Jess lightly nudged her with his lips, she understood and opened her mouth.

She lay back on her bed, pulling jess on top of her - grasping at his t-shirt and pulling it over his head

<<gee, she learns fast>>

Jess moved his lips to her neck and began slowly sucking and nibbling on her tender flesh - all this while, slowly undoing her pyjama top.

She ran her hands over his rippling muscles, softly dragging her nails over his back -

The was a crash.

The two teens stopped, looked at eachother, and turned towards the door.

Standing there was a very angry lorelai gilmore, hands in front of her and two coffee cups broken on the floor - their contents seeping into rory's carpet.

<<houston, we have a problem>>