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inspiration.
am) Visit the library, and make sure to yell shhhhhhhh! Throw pens at anyone who disturbs you.
pm) Pretend to be Robin Hood. Dress up. Go somewhere public and profess your criminal, yet heroic, past. Better still try it out...nick someone who looks well off's priceless tiara and hand it to the nearest Big Issue seller.
am) E-mail a friend pretending to be the nasty tuesday fairy, and threaten to visit upon them an amount of library fine never before seen by the human eye or (felt by the student pocket).
pm) Fed up of being the good student...be the bad one... open your window and sing S Club acapella.
am) Lie-in and listen to Terry Wogan for a change. Life's too short not to be a hedonist sometimes.
pm) Make up an imaginary friend. Give them a past history and set about introducing them to anyone you can find.
am) Get up early, making sure to wake up your imaginary friend from yesterday. Take them to the Union Shop. Purchase large amounts of chocolate. Whilst at the till, complain loudly to your imaginary friend on their addiction to Maltesers. Make a show of putting back a Mars bar that they sneaked into your hands when you weren't looking. Make them carry the bag home.
pm) Find everyone you know, and gather them in your room. Burst into tears, telling them your imaginary friend has died. Expect lots of sympathy.
am) Dream of the fish and chips for lunch in a safe and calm environment (this is similar to yoga). Many people stress that they feel as if they have eaten after such a mental excercise.
pm) Hop. If in a club, hop. If in a bar simply jump on the spot. Use your jumps carefully... if there is any chance at all you could knock someone's drink then warn them before you jump.
If attending a sporting event why not take a whistle and confuse the participants. This could be particularly confusing if at sheep dog trials.
