If you choose to accept this mission, you must board
American Trans Air flight 719 in exactly:

 

Oh yes, a couple side notes about the journey:

1. Anything that happens in Hawaii STAYS in Hawaii. This refers to obvious stuff, such as: someone has a girlfriend but accidentally
hooks up with a different chick every night. There is no reason to go telling people this! But something like, "I got with two foreign
exchange student from Brazil at the same time who happened to be sisters", go ahead and brag. If this policy is broken, Ian will proceed
to DESTROY you, as noted in figure 1a.

(figure 1a, Ian screaming at poor puppy.)

2. Ashley is a bitch.

3. Kane Pithey will sadly not be joining us, but he will be there in spirit.

4. Every time you masturbate, a ninja chops off the head of a kitten and doesn't even care.

 

this is all, have a nice day.