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she's had enough of my sega game
she's all pissed off and I'm to blame
gave me a letter good enough to frame
why must she always be so lame?
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we've all got our problems
I know where we can solve them!
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new cookies at the cookie stand
stories about the gerbil man
dork nights at our command
it's off to the mall for me
face ahead or take it from behind
my uncle never really seemed to mind
just like bob he sought the dark side
everyone wants mr. toad's wild ride
my ex is dating the ass-invader
think I'll screw her in the elevator
fuck gill and his alma mater
that kid is back on the escalator!
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this has been one whacky game show
but I'm afraid it's time to go
suzanne has to hit the road
and willam saw the sail boat!
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