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Blood
Funeral for a gangster
Smalley Rhapsody
 
 

Childhood:
The gangster's childhood is told.
Lyrics:
(I wanna be a badass gangster.)

(I am a badass gangster.)
(Can I be a badass gangster too?)
(What's yo name ^$#@&*?)
(What's yo name ^$#@&*?)
(My name is...)
(I don't care cause you a bi-yotch)

(Yo bi-yotch)
(Bi-yotch)
(Yo bi-yotch)
(My name is...)
(I don't care cause you a bi-yotch)
Random lines repeated after this point.

Also heard:
(Dickhead...)
(Gangster...)
 

Farm Fear:
The gangster cries out his misery while on the farm.
Lyrics:
I'm just sitting here
My breaking point is near
Because I am on this farm without a beer
And I fear harm will come
Because there goes the sun
And here comes the night
Which is too long so I'll sing a song

I am just a badass gangster at a farm!
(He is just a badass gangster)
I am just a badass gangster at a farm!
(He is just a badass gangster)
(He is just a badass gangster)
(He is just a badass gangster)

Damn this farm is retarded
Cause my freedom had been discarded
I want to get back to the gangster's paradox
If only it were near
I would go because it is clear
I have a case of farm fear.

I am just a badass gangster at a farm!
(He is just a badass gangster)
I am just a badass gangster at a farm!
(He is just a badass gangster)

I am just a badass gangster at a farm!

(He wants to be free)
(But the farmers can't see)
(Gangsters and trees aren't meant to be)
 

Smalley Rhapsody:
The rhapsody of the farmer.
Lyrics:
I'm and so on throwing you out
No
F
I'm and so on throwing you out
Assignments on the board
Get it in by Monday
If not it's a zero
(What's my grade Mr. Smalley?)
F minus
Random lines repeated after this point.
 
 
 

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