The Future is Coming
And I am it. I plan to take over
the world. By force. This page is dedicated to my future dictatorship of
the world.
I AM FORMALLY DECLARING WAR ON
EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!
WHY: The
world isn't badass enough. It needs a dicator like me to make it more badass.
For example look at the world's most popular sport: soccer. I plan to replace
soccer with the old days of gladiators fighting to the death. People will
love it. I mean just look at profesional wrestling! That's already pretty
popular. So all we need to do is add some story line for the gladiators
to act out, then the people get REAL action!
Now that's badass!
Also No more lame bands. The world will get to listen to the greatest band ever...2badazz4abandname. I am going to install giant amps everywhere!
HOW: If you are a world leader leave now.
That said, I have already signed
a NAP(non-agression pact) with the United States which is my current location.
Since I will be busy down in Mexico kicking it's ass I will have to take
over Canada another way...by tricking the United States into invading for
me! The movie Canadian Bacon
inspired me for this plot. I'll figure out the details later.
Green: Countries I am invading
Yellow: Soon to be betrayed countries.
White: Countries that are being backstabbed.
I will then betray the U.S. and
invade from Mexico. So that pretty much takes care of North America. Should
take a couple of days. I'm sure all South America will get scared and surrender
so on to Europe. By this time I will actually have troops, so I will drop
them on France. I will be back in South America cleaning up so it will
be a bloody battle without me.
Green: My forces.
Yellow: Enemy forces.
Light Yellow: Nuetrul countries that get invaded
later anyway.
So that's pretty much it for
the world after that. I will be done in South America and I'll come over
and kick everyone else's ass.
THE PROBLEM: After
all the bloody fighting of mostly me kicking countries ass's there is one
place that will refuse to back down and will pose a major threat. I respect
this place greatly because of it's amazing power and might. This place
is: Banjul. I shook in fear when typing that word.
Mighty Banjul
Alright I've devised a plan to
hopefully take out Banjul. It's a long shot but it just might work. I am
disposing Mulitple attack forces from all over the world to strike head
on at Banjul. Each force with 300,000 tanks and 400,000 planes.
Blue: My invading forces.
Circled Red: The country of shocking power...Banjul.
This ofcourse being a distraction.
As they are slaughtering all of my forces with their great power I will
be launching several nukes from several different locations hoping one
of them gets in.
The world will fall before me! I will rule it! Prepare for your new master! Me!
