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Endarire's Quotes Page
Because his Wizards Boards sig got too long.
Quarterstaff: (special abilities)
*While merely a mundane oak staff, there's something especially embarrassing about being thwacked with a quarterstaff named Kneesmacker...wielded by a Dwarf...who is also a wizard...with 15 strength.
There's no such thing as the average man! -Toptomcat
I am lawful! All hail anarchy! -Droken
To help make someone stronger is a good thing, generally. And, as the saying goes, pain is just weakness leaving the body. So, if by torturing and poisoning people, I kick enough pain (a.k.a. weakness) out all that exists there is strength. And helping innocent people become stronger is a good thing.
Torture + Poison + Disease = Good -OrigamiCommando
Has anyone here ever been possessed by the spirit of Mario Brothers?
"Is that you, Satan?"
"No, it'sa me, Mario!" -Greg ? on Premium Blend
And yes, [NyQuil] does taste like green. There is no other way to describe it. [Its] flavor is green. And DayQuil.. I've taken that, too. I'm pretty sure the only difference is the color. Orange. Because I took it, and the next thing I knew, it was tommorrow. -Brave Fencer
Religious fundamentalists, radicals, racists and other creative dampers occur almost every day to make sure that if you have a point or message, it better not be conveyed or it'll offend them. -aldymnor
People judge you by, among other things, your apparent intelligence. On the Internet, that intelligence is displayed via language fluency.
The sound of one hand clapping is like two, but only softer. A tree falling in a forest with no one to hear it doesn't make a sound, but makes waves that, were they heard by organisms, would be sound. Woodchucks could chuck at least a cord of wood per day had they 18+ STR. How many angels do you see dancing on the head of this pin? Zero in the denominator is undefined because 0/0 is simultaneously 0 and 1.
"Screw eternal bliss... I wanna get my brain sucked out by a tentacled psionic monster again!" -DakezDarkenblood
KrineOne: My view of God is simple. Since the odds of a planet being born in the appropriate range of a sun is so slim, and the odds of that planet's proteins gathering just right to form life is even slimmer, God is the man that said "This could be fun." and gave it a nudge. He watched the creation of life on this planet, and whatever other planets he may've done this to prior, and watched life grow. He saw sentience form, and now he waits for his chance to give us a good talk-to when we finally go meet him. I think that, since he honestly likes life, otherwise he wouldn't have created us, he really wants us to be happy, even though he did give us a life full of strife.
Two things that worry me about a pink dragon...
1) Red dragons breathre fire, white dragons breathe ice. What the heck can pink dragons breathe?
2) If it's the offspring of two evil dragon types, then does that mean that the pink dragon is going to be evil too? But it's sooo cute! I don't want to kill a pink dragon! -Lotus Crane in Dragon Mating?
I think you should add 4 or 5 more quotes to it so that every post you make fills up an entire screen. -Kronk LaSworda
Endarire: I also don't understand why so many elf types exist.
KrineOne: Because people just can't leave good enough alone. They've always got to make crossovers and fanfiction and they've ALWAYS got to add a mother-****ing vampire to the story somehow.
If we can get the monster to take a bath, its toast will get soggy! -People of Townsville in the Powerpuff Girls episode "Too Pooped to Puff"

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That many beings have wandered from obscurity since I started counting them 2 10 4.