Hello! Kimmy here! I know I'm suppose to have taken over the facts page for BP but what can I say? I've been busy. Anyhoo, I've finally got Legolas alone so that I could ask him all those important questions that every girl is just dying to know....okay all the one's that I'm dying to know, but I'm sure a couple of yours are in there as well. Here's how it went....
Kimmy: So Legolas...I can call you Legolas right?
Legolas: Yes, that's my name.
Kimmy: Oh, okay, it's just that I thought you might have a nickname or an abbreviation of your name or something.
Legolas:No, not actually, but I understand that people tend to do that to my name.
Kimmy: Oh yeah, to date, it's been, Leggy, Leggykin's, Leg, Lego. On the otherhand, I won't get into all the Mrs. Greenleaf's I've seen running around.
Legolas:*blushes slightly* Well...I'm not actually married, not at the moment.
Kimmy:I figured that much. So, what qualities do you look for in a woman?
Legolas: You mean if I were interested in her as a potential mate?
Kimmy: Certainly.
Legolas: Well, there are certain things about her that would stick out to me. It might be a gentle smile or laugh, or it may be her eyes. But looks aren't everything. I'd want a girl to have a good head on her soldiers.
Kimmy:That's good to know. Now addressing this whole Mary-Sue issue.
Legolas:*blinks* Mary who?
Kimmy: Mary Sue. You see, from what I've read, you draw Mary Sue stories, about the unbelievably beautiful and yet unbelievably shallow herione who you either rescue and fall in love with, meet romantically and fall in love with or have known all her short mortal life and fall in love with, those sort of stories. How do you feel about that? Do you feel you're represented accurately?
Legolas:Well, being I've yet to be in love, I can't say for certain if any of these stories of how I would react are accurate or not, but there are a few nice ones.
Kimmy: Any misconceptions that you can't stand?
Legolas: The only ones that concern me are the one's that question my sexuality. Where do these thoughts come from?
Kimmy: Beats me. Call it a case of a rather vivid imagination. I'm sure Aragorn finds em' amusing, since you two have the largest slash pairing popularity I've seen, next to Frodo and Sam.
Legolas: Yeah, it seems for some reason we're a rather popular coupling for a great portion of these writings. He actually finds them funny. Arwen doesn't though.
Kimmy:Why am I not surprised?
Legolas: I'd actually came across [on the web] a rather steamy yet comical pairing of [myself and Aragorn] that I printed to show to [Aragorn and Arwen], basically because I wanted to see Arwen's reaction.
Kimmy: Oh yeah, how was it?
Legolas:*laughs* It was priceless. She was so mad, that she had the printed copies waving them in the air and yelling at us. At one point she was screaming, "If you ,ever think about commiting these atrocities, I'll skin you both alive with my bare hands."
Kimmy: Ouch....
I'll continue with the Legolas interview in the next update. Until then this is your fave site mascot Kimmy (I hope) promising more dirt and laughs in the next update. Until then, if you haven't already, you can check out the facts that BP was able to get earlier on...
Yes, it is a tradition to write about stuff on Legolas, research and post it on your site, despite the fact that a thousand other people have the same information on their site. So I've come up with some interesting facts that you may not have known about the fair archer.....
1.)He loves to sing kareoke which is okay since he has a nice singing voice, but after so many hundreds of years it can get to you
2.)When he's not practicing with his bow and arrow, he plays darts, he even won a trophy in the Mirkwood Dart-Throwing championship
3.)To keep his scalp free of dandriff, he uses Head and Shoulders.
4.)He owns a motorcycle, but after a few accidents, and a broken down wall, he was forced to stop riding it.
5.)He's afraid of mimes, well he wouldn't call it afraid but a word to the wise if you are a mime, don't stand too close
6.)He has a hand fetish, a tendancy to stare a woman's hands, or even touch. Depending on the woman, it may be sweet, annoying, or even creepy.
Pssst I've done some more digging! And have come back with some more "facts" on everyone's favorite Mirkwood Prince!
Picking up where I left off...
7.)His favorite possesion is his signed Miami Dophins sweat shirt, which he never wears and keeps locked away in a glass case. (Actually it's his teddy bear, Snuggles, but if I put that as his favorite possession, imagine all the trouble I'd get into
8.)For the record, Ladies, it's briefs *.~
9.)He has this adorable heart shaped birthmark on the his lower abdomen (I found this out through word of mouth...a lot of mouths!)
Legolas: *yells* What are you doing?!
Black Pearl:*innocently* Oh me, I was just leaving
*Black Pearl runs away, followed by an angry Legolas*
Black Pearl: I'll be back!
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