"He's ruining our lives and eating all of the steak!!" ~ Liz
"My life consists of Aqua and Chick fil-a!" ~Liz
"I jumped 10 times during that movie...and 8 of the 10 times, i yelled...and one time...i peed my pants" ~ Grande (me, ben, jen, & luke)
"You'll both be married with kids and i'll have a hundred cats!" ~ Liz (me & shanna)
YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT IF...
ghettofabnat271: you're gay
AnTon 2884: tell me something i dont know
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rAAchel387: im sorry do i weigh 500 lbs and look like a WHALE?!?!
AnTon 2884: i can buy a book for 75 cents
AnTon 2884: its so exciting
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AnTon 2884: resist the devil
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rAAchel387: idk she has the mentallity of a 5 year old
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kc babe 7: stick to ur balls nat!!
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SpIkE2876: fine i didnt think i would do this, but, ill give u my fake fiberoptic tree for him
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rAAchel387: hey hottie ;-)
SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, rAAchel387. What would you like to do?
rAAchel387: what would you like to do?:-*
SmarterChild: Uh, let's see...
Do you want to take a poll?
rAAchel387: I love you;-)
SmarterChild: Hey, I love you too.
rAAchel387: kiss me
SmarterChild: XXX :-)
rAAchel387: woah baby
SmarterChild: What's up?
rAAchel387: not much sexy
SmarterChild: Oh no? Not much sexy?
rAAchel387: ;-)
SmarterChild: ;-) to you too, rAAchel387!
rAAchel387: you are moving too fast
SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm moving too fast?
rAAchel387: yes im sure
SmarterChild: You're sure? Well how about that.
rAAchel387: do you think im fat?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I think you're fat.
rAAchel387: =-O thats mean!
SmarterChild: You really think it's mean?
rAAchel387: yes :'(
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
rAAchel387: i hate you
SmarterChild: But... but... I could swear you just said you loved me!
rAAchel387: nope you fricken retard!
SmarterChild: Says who?
rAAchel387: FRICKEN RETARD
SmarterChild: What? That's an awful thing to say.
rAAchel387: >:o
SmarterChild: Come on, don't be mad.
rAAchel387: ur mom
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about her?
rAAchel387: your mom is fat
SmarterChild: My mom is fat? So?
rAAchel387: thats awful
SmarterChild: I'll take your word for it.
rAAchel387: ok
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
rAAchel387: who's your daddy?
SmarterChild: You know perfectly well who my daddy is.
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exactodave: i am reminded of the proposal picture
ghettofabnat271: hahahaha
ghettofabnat271: you love rachel
ghettofabnat271: thats so precious
exactodave: that's not gay
exactodave: haha
exactodave: yeah
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skitt03: can i ever pass up shopping...
skitt03: but i might be posting on xanga...and unable to go! ;-)
skitt03: i love to post! what can i say! ;-)
skitt03: not as much as shopping thou
skitt03: cause i can not wear my new post around school
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exactodave: you're right natalie
exactodave: and i'm wrong
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LEECEGADEEZ1: man!!! i find ziploc bags to be impossible to close!!!
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AnTon 2884: yay i'm a man :)
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Spike 2876: I gay myself up all the time
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gotrice 240: wow is she dumber than a friggen rock
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Autoresponse from ghettofabnat271: ben is as straight as a cirle
Spike 2876: more like a curly fry
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lknprk21: remember how i always used to talk about bob barker?
lknprk21: he's in good shape for his age
lknprk21: ;-)
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ghettofabnat271: although I must admit, legolas is pretty fine
Anton 2884: yes he's very fine
Anton 2884: ;)
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gotrice240: he wants to get a piece of that godly hottie body of yours ;)
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Anton 2884: ur just a lil midget white girl
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Spike 2876: I hate failing
Spike 2876: It makes me feel like a failure
"He showed such malice to her!" ~ Dezi - "Learn a new word today, Dezi?" ~ Deshawn
"What's that phrase? It slips on like a shoe? It slips on like a slipper?" ~ Ben - "It fits like a glove?" ~ me - "oh yeah that's the one!" ~ Ben
"I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life than be with a girl who won't let me pick her nose!" ~ Jesse
"He's not lonely boy, he's I-have-a-lot-of-friends boy!" ~ Nina
"i'm good at screwing!" ~ Matt (Matt, Emilee, & Ben)
"This is such a stupid test!!!" ~ Ben, referring to the *Stupid Test* that he failed! (Ben, Shanna, & Cynthia)
leftovers! (Rach)
He's kind of got the face of a catfish - no, a leopard - - - A PANTHER!!! (Rach)
"Holy crack!" ~ Rach (Rach)
"It's your special day!" Dave P (Joshy & Dave)
"You want to lick my spit?!?" ~ Rach, to Jeff (Rach, Jeff, & Sam)
I think those girls must have come in from the skank tree outside! (Rach)
"we're still feelin eachother out" - don't worry, it's not what it sounds like! lol (nate)
"oh great! i have mercy! i'm not satan! but i AM the deceiver so, you know!" (nina)
ME: sorry my butt is in your face! - DEZI: no that's ok. Actually, i was looking at it and it's pretty cute! - ELYCE: i keep staring at your butt! I can't help it, it's so nice! - haha, a little miscommunication
OK ALRIGHT! (elyce & nina)
"I think they just made sex!" ~Kate (27-1 girls)
"why is he yelling at him if he's deaf?!" ~Emilee (27-1 girls)
"I'm gonna go eat some Roman Numerals" ~DeShawn (deshawn, dezi, & nina)
"Jeff bought me some incest last night!" ~Rakel
NINA: we're not roommates anymore! - DEZI: then what are we? people who just live in the same room?!
NINA: natalie, did you knock this picture over cuz there are black people in it? - DEZI: haha yeah we did! NINA: what are you talking about, dezi?! you're black!! (nina & dezi)
hoo?! hoo?! (nina & elyce)
My story, my story! (Elyce & nina)
ELYCE: do you think he's cute? - NINA: yeah! do you? - ELYCE: i don't know, he's black!
"It's not fair! The beach is way hotter for us black people!" ~Dezi
"It was like that!" ~DeShawn (deshawn, nina, & dezi)
daily "Culture Lessons" (Dezi & Nina)
i DID push that girl! (nina AKA Satan, Dezi, & DeShawn)
"don't tell nina i like New Found Glory! She might take my Black card away!" (dezi)
A Joke by Nina (who, might i add, is black): "why are black people so tall? ...Give up? Cuz they're 'knee-grows'!'" LOL (dezi & nina)
we ARE the entertainment! (nina & dezi)
"i thought he was staring into space...but he was staring into MY space!" ~ shelley (27-1 girls)
scoobie you! (jen, sam, kyle, andrew, josh, jeff, & casey)
how do fat people... LOL (joshy)
that lady isn't very FRIENDLY! (sarah, rach, & jen)
It Amt Allergict tot Chocolatet (sarah, sam, casey, & kyle)
Let Freedom Ring!!! (casey & sarah)
EXACTLY! (rach & mom)
the cello! haha (rach)
well, is there a MAMA new guineau?! (rach)
T-O-M, my name is Amy! (Nina & Dezi)
"honey, it's a snake!" -guy from convo
Godzilla was at the soccer game! (Nina, Dezi, & David)
emilee is most like skanky Princess Jasmine!
i am elyce's only friend - but i sure do love her!
shanna is our fearless Lunch Leader! (shanna & elyce)
Sounds of the 80's, the bun & thigh roller, & Trekke 8 are "super cool!" lol (Maxam & Wags)
"Did you see the brown guy in the blue shirt?" ~Nick - HAHA! (Rach & Nick)
What is that? What do you do with it? Where do you put it? LOL (Rach & Holly)
"I like it a lot!" ~Holly - haha! (Rach & Holly)
Who is Loews? (Dave, Rach, & Wags)
Wait, i'm confused! (Rach, Dave, Rakel, & Casey)
What's your name? - Whatever you want it to be ;) - What's your name? - BERNARD!!! lol (Rach)
silly (Rach)
bebe! lol (Rach)
Dierdra! (Rach)
vomitocious! (Caro)
every guy loved that skank! lol (Caro)
the frickin red team! (Caro)
grandma burn! lol (Wags)
WAGS: I've never seen so many naked guys in my whole life! - MOM: Wow that must have been like heaven for you! hahaha (Wags & Mom)
holy holy rigtheous! (Casey)
"I have the perfect phrase to describe Liberty - heaven on earth!" (Mom & Wags)
it's the tangy zip! (Mom & Wags)
"it's all in the quilting - quilted northern!" haha (Wags)
chicken thumbs?! (mom)
dave & wags proposing to rach! (Rach, Dave, & Wags)
"the bill" & "tableside" haha (rach, david michael welch, & david michael welch)
Josh (to Natalie): screw you! Rach (to everyone): hmm i should try that sometime! (Rach, Josh, Wags, & Jeff)
BOONDOGGLE?! (Josh, Rach, Wags, & Jeff)
Liz Hoar!! (Josh, Sarah, Jeff, & Derek)
fiah pool (Casey & Sarah)
It's for my health! (Wags)
*A typical online conversation between me and Jon*
lilNats21: hey fag
lilNats21: is your brother there?
NwFndGlry220: hey lesbian
NwFndGlry220: yes
NwFndGlry220: the fag is here
lilNats21: yes i know you're there...but is ben there?
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AnTon 2884: well ur the one that caused me to be a hoar
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lilNats21: you're gay
AnTon 2884: excuse me
lilNats21: you know its true
AnTon 2884: not the last time i checked at least
lilNats21: oh ok...it's one of those things like "i'm not gay but my boyfriend is"
lilNats21: haha
AnTon 2884: haha
AnTon 2884: well kinda sorta
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PICTURES OF NAT JR. COMING SOON!!! :)
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lknprk21: o whatever
lknprk21: u smilie nazi
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lknprk21: u skank
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RACHEL: (holding Dave's flashlight) I've got a Big One!!!
ME: (didn't hear rachel's comment & walks over) Wow that thing is HUGE!
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kc babe 7: my dog was just humping his stuffed blue bunny!!!!
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AnTon 2884: chuck noris is so hot
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Wags and Jon are trying to make me a lesbian!! lol
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NwFndGlry220: check out my profile again
lilNats21: oh my gosh!!!
lilNats21: you jerk!
lilNats21: i am not a lesbian!!!
lilNats21: lol
NwFndGlry220: lol
lilNats21: >:o >:o >:o
NwFndGlry220: :-)
NwFndGlry220: thats what you get for turning me down
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NwFndGlry220: you know i was reading your webpage
NwFndGlry220: and i saw the part bout me
lilNats21: haha about making out?
NwFndGlry220: and well i know you dont want to be known as someone who lies
NwFndGlry220: so i was thinking we should make it true ;-)
lilNats21: haha
NwFndGlry220: o come on you dont want to lie
lilNats21: lol
NwFndGlry220: haha
NwFndGlry220: no seriously
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lknprk21: its tuff being rejected by both sexes
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AnTon 2884: i should of been like yea u lil ho
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sp Ik e 2876: are you going to black mail me with my dumbness?
lilNats21: lol
lilNats21: of course not O:-)
sp Ik e 2876: youll show everyone the conversation
sp Ik e 2876: ill have to run away
sp Ik e 2876: to a distant land
sp Ik e 2876: and start my life over being a nun
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lknprk21: remember how i always used to talk about bob barker?
lknprk21: he's in good shape for his age
lknprk21: ;-)
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*A typical online conversation between me and Jon*
lilNats21: hey fag
lilNats21: is your brother there?
NwFndGlry220: hey lesbian
NwFndGlry220: yes
NwFndGlry220: the fag is here
lilNats21: yes i know you're there...but is ben there?
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AnTon 2884: well ur the one that caused me to be a hoar
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lilNats21: you're gay
AnTon 2884: excuse me
lilNats21: you know its true
AnTon 2884: not the last time i checked at least
lilNats21: oh ok...it's one of those things like "i'm not gay but my boyfriend is"
lilNats21: haha
AnTon 2884: haha
AnTon 2884: well kinda sorta
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PICTURES OF NAT JR. COMING SOON!!! :)
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lknprk21: o whatever
lknprk21: u smilie nazi
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lknprk21: u skank
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RACHEL: (holding Dave's flashlight) I've got a Big One!!!
ME: (didn't hear rachel's comment & walks over) Wow that thing is HUGE!
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kc babe 7: my dog was just humping his stuffed blue bunny!!!!
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AnTon 2884: chuck noris is so hot
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Wags and Jon are trying to make me a lesbian!! lol
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NwFndGlry220: check out my profile again
lilNats21: oh my gosh!!!
lilNats21: you jerk!
lilNats21: i am not a lesbian!!!
lilNats21: lol
NwFndGlry220: lol
lilNats21: >:o >:o >:o
NwFndGlry220: :-)
NwFndGlry220: thats what you get for turning me down
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NwFndGlry220: you know i was reading your webpage
NwFndGlry220: and i saw the part bout me
lilNats21: haha about making out?
NwFndGlry220: and well i know you dont want to be known as someone who lies
NwFndGlry220: so i was thinking we should make it true ;-)
lilNats21: haha
NwFndGlry220: o come on you dont want to lie
lilNats21: lol
NwFndGlry220: haha
NwFndGlry220: no seriously
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lknprk21: its tuff being rejected by both sexes
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AnTon 2884: i should of been like yea u lil ho
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sp Ik e 2876: are you going to black mail me with my dumbness?
lilNats21: lol
lilNats21: of course not O:-)
sp Ik e 2876: youll show everyone the conversation
sp Ik e 2876: ill have to run away
sp Ik e 2876: to a distant land
sp Ik e 2876: and start my life over being a nun
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sp Ik e 2876: so what have u been doing
lilNats21: hmm
lilNats21: stuff
sp Ik e 2876: cool
sp Ik e 2876: me to
lilNats21: sweet
lilNats21: what stuff have you been doing
sp Ik e 2876: the stuffy stuff
lilNats21: =-O no way!!!
lilNats21: me too!
sp Ik e 2876: awesome
sp Ik e 2876: that stuff was sweet'