Roxette Parody Page
(and many more famous singers....)
So why so dark? Because you've entered the dark side! This is a the funny page where you get to know what some people, gasp!, do to Roxette's lyrics (well, they haven't released an album since 2001 (I'm excluding those greatest hits ones) so come on! ;)
Crash! Boom!
Bang!
(Parody by Martina Letochová and Thiago Pinheiro)
My modem told me to stay out of trouble
When you start a page make sure it's for real
There's no connection that will last forever
I sleep with these thoughts it's almost unreal, oh unreal
And every time my connection goes Crash! Boom! Bang!...
It's something like a strong vertigo, crash! boom! bang!
In this computer game things will always be the same.
My browser always seems to take me nowhere
I keep getting pages that I never knew.
I should update my Norton anti-virus
But although I did the bad things get through, they are still breaking through
(I kick it up, I kick it down)
And every time my connection goes Crash! Boom! Bang!...
It's something like a strong vertigo, crash! boom! bang!
In this computer game things will always be the same.
Though it drives me insane I'll keep trying it all again.
I am not rich, so I can't get it better
Help me with this fifty-six k connection
And every time my connection goes Crash! Boom! Bang!
I find downloads breaking in the middle, crash! boom! bang!
In this computer game things will always be the same.
Though it drives me insane I'll keep trying it all again.
"Beer And Nuts and Football"
(Parody of "Milk and Toast and Honey by Roxette)
By Scotty J
Beer and nuts and football
make me happy on a rainy Saturday
he-he-hey
Beer and nuts, some coffee
don't ya dare touche the television set
ye-ye-yea
Slow morning news pass my by
I wanna watch me some---oh now don't blow your top
don't blow your top
(Here it comes)
To make me happy baby
To take away the hurt inside
It's everything that matters to me
I watch it every night
It's everything I want in life
Beer and nuts and football
Ain't it funny how I always watch it dear
The games I dream, my favorite wishful thinkin'
Oh it's bookmarked on the tele, on the tele
TVs might fall from the sky
You never know what to find, but don't blow your top
but don't blow your top
Here it comes
To make me happy baby
To take away the pain inside
it's everything that matters to me
It's everything I want in life
(Here it comes)
Oh lay a little football football baby
To get ya away from me...
Oh ah oh it's everything I want
To lay a little football
it's everything I wan----------wan---------------t
Here it comes
Here it comes
"It Must Have Been You"
Written by David
Lay
a dagger
on
my
pillow,
leave
the
poison
in my
drink
I wake
up shaking
my
bloods
running
cold
through
my
veins
around
my
head
touch
me now
I'm
going
to
die
and
fade
away
it
must
have
been
you
you're
a murderer
there
was
nobody
else
in my
room
last
night
it
must
have
been
you
don't
try
blaming
her
it
wasnt
her
fault
she
didn't
start
the
fight
make
believing,
you're
really
joking
trying
so hard
to
breathe
again
but
on
the
outside
im
turning
blue
lips
are cold i feel
no pain
and
its
a hard
way
to
die
I drift
away
it
must
have
been
you.............
"It Must Have Been Lunch"
By David
Lay
some
toast
on
my
plate
spread
the
beans
all
around
some
tomatoes
a well
fried
egg
and
some
bacon
to
wash
it
down
bring
the
coffee,some
sugar
too
I drift
away
It
must
have
been
lunch
but
i ate it
somehow
it
was
delicious
now
im
frowning
without
It
must
have
been
lunch
now
i want
it
back
all
over
again
now
bring
the
desert
make
believing
the
beans
are still
here
dreaming
that
the
eggs
are well
done
im
filled
up now
but
i want
some
more
maybe
tomorrow
theyll
have
some
hash
browns
its
too hard
starving
like
this
i dream
away
It
must
have
been
lunch
what
did
i have?
tomatoes
and
bacon
with
beans
dripping
down
it
must
have
been
lunch
but
its
over
now
now
wait
for
the
wind
to
flow
oh
oh
oh
"She Talks"
(Parody of "She Bops" by Scotty J)
We-hell I see her every night on the telephone
in the kitchen on her cellular phone
I've told her ten thousand times
but she still picks it up every time
oop she talks
Do I wanna go to the dance room ball?
Hey naw I wanna go and talk some more
Hey they say that a girl in time saves nine
They say I better stop or I'll get cancer
Oop she talks--she talks
I talk--you talk--a--they talk
Be talk-be talk-a lu--she talks
I hope He can understand
She talks-he talks-a-we talk
Be talk-be talk - a lu she talks
oo-oo-she--do--she--talks--she talks
(talk on the phone here)
Hey, hey they say I better get a new phone
because I just broke my own
No, I won't worry and I won't fret
there ain't no law against it yet
Oop she talks--she talks
I talk--you talk--a--they talk
Be talk-be talk-a lu--she talks
I hope He can understand
She talks-he talks-a-we talk
Be talk-be talk - a lu she talks
oo-oo-she--do--she--talks--she talks
"Fakey" (Parody of Britney Spear's "Lucky")
Written by: Scotty J
Orange juice on her face
Crash---boom----bang!
Time to makeup that ugly face
My fans they adore me
and they say
"She-s not so lovely this Hollywood tramp"
And they say....
She's so fake, and a star
But she doesn't want no one to know
Thinking if she wants money
then try to sell her body
Lost in her image, and her dreams
And there's no one there to make her up.
She's spinning but she ain't winning
But what will happen when they find out?
They go...
"She's not so lovely this Hollywood tramp"
And they say....
She's so fake, and a star
But she doesn't want no one to know
Thinking if she wants money
then try to sell her body
"Best actress....and the winner is Britney!"
"I'm Marshall Mathers for Pop News. Now why is Britney so fake?"
She's not lovely this Hollywood tramp.
She's so fake and a star
But she doesn't want anyone to know
If she wants money then why try to sell her body?
(Repeat chorus)
"Smarter" (Parody of Britney Spear's "Stronger")
Written by: Scotty J
Hey yea....
Britney stop!
There's nothing you can do or say, ho ho
We've had enough
Your pop music sucks as from today, ho ho
You might think that I won't know what's good
But now I'm....
Smarter than you'll ever be
Pop music won't see
How Britney just can't do
I'm smarter
Than I ever thought that I could be, ho ho
I used to go with the pop flow
Didn't really care about music
You might think that you're music's good
but you're wrong
Cause now I'm.....
Smarter than you'll ever be
Pop music won't see
How Britney just can't do
I'm smarter
Get outta town you stupid ho
We don't need ya music, better off alone
Get outta town, alright?, go!
(Repeat chorus)
Last Update: 03 June 2006
