Jokes!!

• QU: What has more lives than a cat? ANS: A frog. It croaks every night.
• Three guys are climbing to the top of a mountain to tell a magic mirror something true about themselves. If they lie, they dissapear. Two guys are smart and one's dumb. The first smart guy says,
• Knock-knock!! Who's there? Interupting cow. Inturupting cow-MOO!!!
• QU: What do you call a penquin in a desert? ANS: Lost.

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