Things you would never hear in DBZ
Goku
Goku: C'mon Chi-chi, we just had lunch 5 hours ago, do we really have to eat again??!!
Goku: Makankozappo!!
Goku: Hey Vegeta, Go long!!
Goku: (singing) Chala, Head Chala....
Goku: When hunger gets you down, grab a senzu bean. Replenishes your stength and gives you a boost of energy.
Kakarot: So, this is Earth, now I shall dest---woah!!(Falls into a ravine and hurts his head)
Vegeta
Vegeta: Goku!
Vegeta: Nooooo!!! Silly rabbit trix are for kids!!
Vegeta: (singing) Dan Dan Kokoro.....
Vegeta: Kaioken!!!
Vegeta: (singing) I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers
can't deny...
Vegeta: (wakes up) Ahh, I just dreamt that a giant Kakarot was using me as a paint brush.
Trunks and Goten are in a fight:
Vegeta: Boys! Boys! How many times have I told you? Fighting is not the answer. You should talk to eachother. (looks up at camera) Remember, don't fight, talk it out first.(Gives you the thumbs up and smiles)
Gohan
Gohan: Biga Bang attack!!
Gohan: Who am I? You sure you wanna know? If someone told you that I was your average guy not a care in the world, somebody lied. I'm Saiyaman.
Picollo
Picollo: I'm so hungry!
Picollo: Kamehameha!!
Picollo: Man, this bed is really comfortable, beats sleeping in the air.
Picollo: (singing) Can't touch this! Na na na na, Can't touch this! Hammer time!...
Chi-chi
Chi-chi: Gohan!!, you better be training.
Chi-chi: Maybe I should change my name, I've been getting these vibes from people.
Chi-chi: Wow, Gohan, your first "D", Goku, come look at this!
Other
Mr Popo: Thank you come again!
Majin Buu: I love you, You love me, We're a happy family...
Yajirobe: I can't stop eating, I eat cause I'm unhappy, I'm unhappy because I eat.
Krillin: (singing) Do you really want to hurt me, do you really want to make me cry?
Cell: (singing) Staying alive, staying alive....
Dialogue
Vegeta: Yo Kakarot, what up dog?
Goku: Chillin, wat about u?
Vegeta: Keepin it real.
Goku: Word! Wanna score some digits?
Vegeta: Hell yea, I'm down wit that.
Goku: Sweet!
Vegeta: Hey Kakarot, how about we postpone this fight for some other time and go watch the superbowl?
Goku: I thought you'd never ask, Ill order some Chinese.
Shenron: You have summoned me, I will grant you 3 wishes and 3 wishes only
Vegeta: I wish for a million dollars!
Shenron: Granted!
Goku: I wish for a normal haircut.
Shenron: Granted!
Freeza: I wish for a male voice!
Shenron: Granted! Farewell!
Gohan: Oh my God, they killed Krillin!!
Picollo: You bastard!!
Trunks: Dad, it was me who blew up Planet Vegeta
Vegeta: Why you little!!
Trunks: (Choking sounds)
King Kai: Have you ever danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight?
Goku: What?
King Kai: I say that to all my victums, I just like the way it sounds.
Goku: Ok...(Queer)
Goku and Raditz: We're brothers, we're happy and we're singing and we're saiyan, give me a high five!!
Goku: Hey Dr. Briefs, is the space ship ready?
Briefs: Everything but the Cappuchino machine.
Goku: Well hurry up man, it aint going to install itself you know.
Goku: I choose you, Goten! (throws a pokeball, Goten comes out)
Vegeta: Go Trunks! (throws a pokeball, Trunks comes out)
Goku: Kamehameha, now!
Vegeta: Trunks jump!
Goku: Goten, solar flare. (Trunks is blinded) Now, use your kamehameha and finish him. (shoots a kamehameha at Trunks) (Trunks faints)
Vegeta: No!! Trunks, return (Trunks returns to the pokeball)
Goku: Looks like I won. Goten, return! (Goten returns to the pokeball)
Goku: Man Im pretty.
Krillin: Hey Goku!
Goku: Get out of here dweeb.
Videl: I want to learn to fly
Gohan: Fine! (picks her up and throws her in the air).
Porunga: Please state your wish
Freeza: Give me immortality!!!
Porunga: Sorry, your request must be in the form of a wish, good bye!!
Krillin: Hey Gohan look, there's Bulma with a frog.
Gohan: That's not Bulma! It's Ginyu. And that's not a frog, its Bulma baby.
Android 17: Cell, I want you to absorb me.
Android 18: No, Cell will absorb me!!
Cell: Get away from me you freaks!!
(From Kung Pow)
King Kai: He told me of a chosen one.
Grand Kai: (In a flashback)There will be a chosen one.
King Kai: Then he told me about the significance.
Granf Kai: (In a flashback)It will be significant.
King Kai: Then he killed the dog.
Grand Kai: (In a flashback)(Farts and sound of dog collapsing on the ground)
