Nephrite steps up to the stage, hair pulled back in a loose ponytail and clad in leather pants and a ripped up black spandex top; wearing eyeliner, staring straight at a certian blond in the audience as he begins to sing...
Hoshi: ....... right now i think i would try anything, anything at all to keep you satisfied. God i hope you see, what losing you would do to me, all i want is one more chance. Tell me... What do i have to do..."
C-chan: *rolls her eyes @ Mid* He made me bring him here. The man's spent so much time in bars, he's a karaoke natural.
Midgar, tugs her sleeve as the song ends, pointing wordlessly up at the stage.
Zoicite, who has strong armed Neph from the stage (by way of said arm carrying an ice crystal) is taking the mike in hand, and our little Sakura is dressed in full J-Rock boy drag, looking... stunning. Skin tight, shimmering green vinyl pants caress his narrow hips, thighs and rear, a matching bustier tied tightly around his slender chest over a flowing silver blouse, eyeshadow and kohl lining his vivid emerald eyes up to the brows, lips slicked garnet... The effect is nothing short of enthralling.
Sakura: "When the truth is found to be lies.... And all the joy within you dies!" His hips twitch in Jadey's general direction. "Don't you want somebody to love? Don't you _neeed_ somebody to love?" He keeps singing and pretends not to notice Nephrite looking daggers at him as Jadey tries to climb onto the stage...
Midgar slaps her forehead. "C, I am so sorry... I can't take him anywhere!"
Nephrite picks up Jadeite with one arm around the waist and carries him away from the stage, to a table in the back. All too soon, he's going back up himself and bumping Zoicite out of the way with his hip as HIS song ends...
"Hello I love ya won't ya tell me your name.. Hello i love ya let me jump in your game... He's walkin' down the street, blind to every eye he meets." He turns a death glare on Zoi at this point. "Do you think you'll be the guy to make the king of the angels sigh?" Then he turns back to continue his Morrison serenade...
Zoicite stands slightly offstage, fuming, until the end of the song, then a sadly familiar tune starts up and the two of them are chasing each other back and forth across the stage as they sing 'The Boy Is Mine.'
Jadeite looks as though his head my explode from the sheer size of the hearts in his eyes.
C-chan and Midgar look at each other for a moment, then start banging their heads against their respective sides of the table.
Suddenly. the music scratches to a halt, and the two warring generals blink at each other confusedly before they see the familiar hovering outline at the side of the stage, yiping and scampering over to Jadeite's table... Jadeite and Nephrite start making out like fiends as the music cranks up; Zoicite is threatening to have heart failure as well as his head exploding.
Blue Monday by Orgy starts up, the lights shifting wildly over...
Aisu licks his lips slowly, then his ice-topaz eyes lock onto Zoicite's, glowing evilly. "How does it feel, to treat me like you do..."
Zoicite screams as though he's melting and having an orgasm at the same time, gazing into that barely made up, breathtaking face with unmasked adoration. "KUNZAITO-SAMA!!!!!"
C-chan and Midgar facevault helplessly.
