¡°Eh? What mailman?¡± Lina asked.

¡°This,¡± Xellos held out a wrinkled and beaten up envelope.

¡°AH?????????? What is THIS?¡± Lina asked forcefully and a bit scared as well.

Xellos sighed, ¡°Er¡­ YOU burned it¡­¡± (why I¡¯m I so pitiful¡­ I¡¯m a Priest General! And I was force by some human to send letters for them! I got hit by the ¡°out of control FIREBALL¡± AND the letter got destoried¡­)

¡°NANI???? Onee-Sama¡¯s letter¡­ to¡­ to... to... to¡­ to WATASHI?!?!?!?!?¡± Lina screamed in pain. ¡°What do I do? What do I do? Onee-Sama is going to KILL me!!! Why didn¡¯t you tell me earlier??? Xellos no BAKA!!¡± Then, Lina gave Xellos an evil look. ¡°X.e.l.l.o.s~~ Do you know what the letters say¡­?¡±

¡°Yeah¡­oops!¡± Xellos realized the mistake that he has made¡­ ¡°Well, TELL ME!!¡± Lina grabbing Xellos¡¯ shirt, Shouting into his ear.

¡°How can I do it while you are grabbing my shirt?¡±

¡°Fine.¡± Lina let Xellos go unwillingly. ¡°What did it said?¡±

¡°It says¡­¡±

¡°What did it said? What did it said??¡± Amerila interrupted.

¡°Oh shut up Amerlia! I¡¯m trying to listen.¡± Lina said, annoyed.

¡°It says¡­ It¡¯s. A. Secret¡±

¡°XELLLOSSS~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!¡± Lina, rubbing her knuckles. ¡°WHAT THE HELL DID IT SAID?? NOW TELL ME!!! OR I¡¯LL GIVE YOU A RAGUNA BLADE UP YOUR ASS!!!!¡±

¡°O..ok¡­ It says¡­ ¡®My Dear Lina¡­.¡±

¡°Waittt~~~~!!!¡± Lina dragged Xellos into the forest.

¡°Ok¡­ now tell me what do you want!¡±

¡°Er¡­ What do you mean¡­?¡±

¡°HAH! I¡¯ve NEVER heard my sister call me ¡®dear¡¯ or something¡­ heh heh heh¡­ SO DON¡¯T TRY TO FOOL ME THIS TIME!!!!!!!¡± Lina point her finger on Xellos¡¯ nose, shouting. (yes¡­ while thinking how smart she is)

¡°Eh¡­? You don¡¯t believe me??? (Hey!! I was FORCED! What, you want me to tell you the ¡®processes¡¯ of how me got forced here???)¡± Xellos forced out a smile.

¡°But¡­¡­¡± Lina stalled a little.

¡°At least let me finish the letter¡­?¡± Xellos sighed again.

¡°Fine¡­ But if I found out that you were lying¡­ you will regret the day that you were created!¡±

"--___--||||| ok, ::cough cough::

My Dear Lina, I think you've been on a adventure too long... our parents wishes to see you home. I want you to ¡®run¡¯ home tomorrow. Yes... TOMORROW. Um... Your probably 20 or so¡­ heh¡­ any boyfriends? My good friend, Xellas a matchmaker, she is now helping her¡­," Xellos stopped, then contiuned. ¡®Handsome, cute, powerful beast general finding a mate¡­¡¯

¡°XElllOOSSSS!!! Read CORRECTLY!!!¡± Lina start choking Xellos' neck again.

¡°Ok¡­¡±

¡°Humph.¡± Lina let him go unwillingly.

¡°My neck¡­¡±

¡°Can you start reading again???¡± Lina impatiently asked.

¡°Hai.. hai... ok¡­

¡®So I decided, Lina, this is in the age for marriage. I decided to be your matchmaker! I just matched up a couple before!! It's soo fun!¡¯ ¡°(I think Onee-Sama has such a childish side...)" Lina thought. SO! I want you to be home before noon tomorrow!! You. Have. To. Be. There...!!! (or else...)

Your sister, Luna Inverse

"I don't believe it..." Lina knelt down, grabbing her hair. "How... HOW do I know that that letter is real??" Lina said.

"Heh~ You still don't believe me?" Xellos laughed.

"Of... of course I don't! (what if he is not lying??)"

Xellos took out the envelope for the letter. "See for yourself," and points to the envelope. On it, is the handwriting that Lina will never forget...

"AHHHH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S IT'S IT'S IT'S REALLY.... ONEE ONEE ONEE, ONEE-SAMA!!!" Lina cried out. "ME....??? ONEE-SAMA???? MARRIAGE???? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???? THIS ISN'T REAL!!" Lina screamed, while shaking Xellos.

"@.@ Li..Lina... Stop it!!"