Ah! Ranma-Sama
Ah!!Ranma-sama?? Chapter 1 Kuno-sempai's wish comes true?
Written by Richard Beaubien
Note:<>are uesd to express characters thoughts.
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It was the middle of the morning at the Kuno family compound.
The air is fresh , a breeze is in the air and Kuno is doing what he
always does at this time , look at a picture of the Oh so lovely
pigtailed girl.
Kuno(in tears):Oh,thy beauty is to great for me,yet you must be mine
!!I'm begging you to date with me!!
It was part of Kuno's morning routine,obsesses about the
pig-tailed girl,plot the death of Ranma,eat brunch,etc.Yet this
morning something was amiss.There was no Brunch prepared by
Sasuke.No,Sasuke was on an errand with Kodachi and had left
money for take out.This naturally left Kuno a little peeved.
Kuno:Me,the great Tatewaki Kuno,order Take out!!What a fool
this mortal be!!
Kuno sat their for awhile waiting for Sasuke to come home
and cook him a meal,but hunger gets the better of him and he rushes
to the phone.
Kuno:Hello,house of Ramen?
Phone:Hello!You've reached the goddess technical help line!!
Kuno:Umm,I'd like some Ramen delivered..
Phone:We will be there in just a moment to grant your access request.
Kuno:Hello,i just want to have some Ramen!!
At that moment strange light came out of the mirror down the hall.
Kuno goes down to investigate and sees a women come out of the mirror.
Belldandy:Good Morning!What is your desire?
Kuno:
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Kuno is sitting in the family kitchen with Bell-chan looking at him.
He stares across at her and asks...
Kuno:Where's my Ramen?
Belldandy:I'm not a delivery girl,Kuno-sempai,I'm a goddess first class!!
Kuno(shocked):How do you know my name,beautiful intruder?
Belldandy:You signed your name on every picture of you in this house!!
Kuno:Well,what is a goddess doing in my humble abode?
Belldandy:I'm here to grant you one wish , but only one wish!!And call me
Belldandy please.
Kuno:
Belldandy:No,Ranma did not send me here.I'm really here to grant you
one wish!What will it be?
Kuno:....
Belldandy:Well,do have one wish?
Kuno:....Eureka!!I have it ,the one thing in the world i don't have!!
Bell-chan , I wish for the love the pig-tailed girl!!!
Belldandy:Hang on!!
The room is suddenly full of energy as Belldandy grants Kuno's wish.
Kuno:
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The room is filled with energy ,and it seems that the world it self
will cease to be because of the power in the room.However the energy
just fizzles away.
Kuno:What?That's it!!!!?
Belldandy:Yep.What did you expect,the pig-tailed girl running into
your arms right now?
Kuno:Yes!That's exactly what I expected!!
Belldandy:Than a love potion would work better.
Kuno:Then give me a love potion!!
Belldandy:You didn't wish for a love potion,you wished for the love of
the pigtailed girl,and you must earn true love.
Kuno:But I already have her ture love, she just can't show it because of the
vile Saotome Ranma!!!!
Belldandy: But are you sure she loves you?
Kuno: I see it in her eye's every time we meet, the feeling of true love.
Ah what a tragedy it is to have love yet to not be able to show it....
Belldandy(Sighs):Well....You can always help her show her true feelings by
expressings your true feelings.
Kuno: But I already do that everytime we meet!!! I boldy state to the world
that I love her and that I would date with her
Belldandy(Sweatdrop): Sure....That could work But
usually something more subtle works.
Kuno: Subtle, what do you mean subtle?
Belldandy: Subtle as in writing a poem, or maybe sining a song. Or even
cooking dinner or making lunch for her.
Kuno:Are you sure these methods will work, fair Goddess?
Bell-chan:Trust me,I'm a goddess first class. And Call me Belldandy
Kuno:
Belldandy:So lets start training,we have a long way to go...
Kuno:Yes,for at the end of this week the pig-tailed girl will be mine!!
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End of Chapter 1!
Ah!!Ranma-sama??Chapter 2
Written by Richard Beaubien
Inspierd by Ranma 1/2 and Ah!!Megami-sama!!
Note <> are used to express characters thoughts
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It was pouring down rain . It was the kind of day you would not want to
go outside , no matter what you have to do . But it was a school day , so
the kid's of the Nerima area had to brave the rain . No problem , you'll
just get a little bit wet , even if you have an umbrella , but no harm will
come . Problem if your Ranma Saotome . This is the kind of day he really hates
. Days like this make him wish he never went to china . Day's like this make
him want to stay in bed . Unfroutnetly , he must go to school .
Akane:Hey Baka!!You could've brought an umbrella you know?!
Ranma-chan:Hmph,a real man dosn't use an umbrella!!
Akane:Well you look real manly now!!Hey there's Kuno-sempai..
Kuno , a man that either obsesses over Ranma-chan or wants to kill
Ranma-kun (even though they are the same person) . Yet Kuno looked different
today . He wasn't carrying his sword , it looked like he was carrying a guitar
.
Kuno:Salutations Akane-kun and pig tailed girl.
Ranma-chan and Akane:What do you want , Kuno-sempai?
Kuno:What I've Al way's wanted , the heart of the pig tailed girl , oh how
beautiful she is . Yet her heart has avoided my grasp , but today TODAY
her heart will be mine!!
Ranma-chan:And how will you win my heart?
Kuno:I shall win your heart with song!!
Kuno begins to play his guitar , and out comes beautiful renditions of
long songs . Songs so beautiful and meaningful that a crowd of girls surrounds
Kuno , girls with love in their eyes . Even Akane is brought into Kuno musical
spell . But the intended target of the serenade had nothing but anger
in her eyes . In fact the serenade worked on every girl but Ranma-chan . Ranma
was thinking "How could Kuno play so well!?!" . Her eyes , however , missed
the label on th guitar that read "Magical guitar, property of Yggdrasil
system" .
Kuno(ending his serenade):There pig tailed girl , how do you feel about me now?
Kuno was answered with a swift kick to the head , followed by a series of
punches which destroyed Kuno's guitar . Ranma-chan stormed off into Furnikan
high as the girls who listened to the serenade flocked to Kuno's aid . Akane
too almost went to his side , but came to her senses and followed Ranma to
class .
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Belldandy:How did it go?
Kuno:The music failed to win her heart .
Belldandy:
Kuno:What next?
Belldandy:Well there is always ....
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This was one of those day's for Ranma . Not only did Kuno embarrass him
in front of everyone , but 30 minutes ago the roof above him sprung a leak
. Also Akane seemed taken in by Kuno's serenade .
Ranma-chan:Hey Baka!You looked almost taken in by Kuno's "singing"!!
Akane:The music was good , that's all . I liked the music .
Ranma-chan:Well I didn't know he could play the guitar.
Akane:Neither did i .....
Just then a loud thump was heard against the side of the building .
It was a ladder , and Kuno was climbing it to Ranma's class .
Kuno:Oh there you are pigtailed girl!!
Ranma-chan:Geez,don't you ever give up!
Kuno:Alas I failed to win your heart with song , so allow me to win it with
poetry!!
Kuno broke into rhyme with all his heart . An rhyme of meaning and power that
moved the girls of the class to tears . Even Akane was starting to cry . And
after finishing a sonnet worth of Shakespeare , Kuno was greeted by Ranma-chan
, greeted with a kick that knocked off the ladder and down to the ground .
So shocked were many of the girls that they jumped down to Kuno's aid . Akane
even seemed shocked at Ranma's actions , till she came to her senses .
Ranma-chan:Hey Akane , you all right ?
Akane:That was a moving experience .
Ranma-chan:Akane?
Akane:....
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Belldandy:My Poem failed?
Kuno:Yes , it failed .
Belldandy:Hmm.
Kuno:Yes , another failure with her .
Belldandy:Maybe she just doesn't like you?
Kuno:Doesn't like me!!!Me , Tatewaki Kuno , the blue thunder of Furnikan
. Thousand of women today flocked to my side , yet she didn't . This is
just a ploy to get me to do more . It is a sign of true love , is it not?!
Belldandy:
Kuno:Are you listing to me , hello!?
Belldandy:Yes , I hear you . Kuno , I must go out for a walk .
Kuno:But you must help me!!
Belldandy:Don't worry , when I return I'll have a fool proof plan!!
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Ranma-chan:Jeez , Kuno was very persistent today .
Akane:Yes , but it was different today .
Ranma-chan:Different?!
Akane:Yes, he did stuff that could actually win a girls heart .
Ranma-chan:What!?Kuno?!
Akane:Yes Kuno did . You wouldn't know about stuff like that since your
a guy .
Ranma-chan:Hmm,sound like you were taken in .
Akane: Was not! I just like the quality of Kuno's work , That's all .
Ranma_chan:Sure.
Kasumi:Welcome Home , you two .
Belldandy was observing the 3 girls from outside the Tendo's yard .
The plan was simple , find out what the pigtailed girl likes , and
devise a plan to win her heart . Coming into the house was a man and a Panda
. That's weird , Belldandy thought . Most family's don't have a pet panda .
Soun:Hello Ranma , Akane .
Ranma-chan:Hey dad , give me some hot water.
Genma:[Here son]
Belldandy was at first puzzled than shocked . In front of here eyes that
girl turned into a guy . So shocked was Belldandy that she fell into the
Tendo's pond .
Soun:Huh?
Kasumi:It came from the pond.
Everyone ran to the pond to see a girl drag herself out of it .
Belldandy:Hello , I'm the goddess Belldandy!!
End of Chapter 2
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Ah!!Ranma-sama??Chapter 3[fan fic]
Written by Richard Beaubien
Inspired by Ranma 1/2 and Ah!!Megami-sama!!
Note:<> are used to express characters thoughts
[] are used to show Panda's sign
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Belldandy:Hello, I'm the goddess Belldandy.
Soun:A Goddess?
Belldandy:Yes,I'm a goddess.I work for the Relief Goddess office.
Genma:[May I ask why you are here?]
Belldandy:Here you go Mr Panda ,
have a nice stick of Bamboo.
Belldandy gives Genma a stick of Bamboo she generates out of thin
air , and watches as Genma devours it.
Genma:[Thanks!!]
Belldandy:Look at him eat it up!!Well anyway , I'm here to fulfill a wish
someone...
Ranma-kun:A wish , you mean you could cure me?!!
Belldandy:I'm not here to grant a wish , I'm here to make a wish come true.
Ranma-kun:Oh...
Akane:So who's wish are you making come true?
Belldandy:Kuno's wish , so you over there ,turn
back into a girl right now.
Ranma-kun:Change back into a girl?You mean Kuno's wish is ...
Belldandy:Kuno's wish is for the love of the Pig-tailed girl.
At that moment Ranma fainted . Akane rushed to his side
while Belldandy looked perplexed .
Belldandy:Huh,what's wrong?
Soun:We need to talk.
****
For 30 minutes Belldandy listened to Ranma and Genma's story
of their fatefully journey to Jusenkyo . She also listened to Soun's
heartfelt story of the engagement of Ranma and Akane . And after
Soun passed out from crying , Belldandy had a look of sorrow on her face .
Akane:So you see how Kuno's wish can't be granted .
Belldandy:I see.
Ranma-kun:Man is that jerk Kuno gonna get it!!
Akane:So what are you gonna do know Belldandy?
Belldandy:I'm sorry , but i have to make sure Kuno's wish comes true .
Ranma-kun:WHAT!!!!!!!!
Belldandy:The force of the wish binds me here until it is granted , and
the force of the wish forces me to help him win your heart .
Ranma-kun:NO!!NO!!NO!!Not more of Kuno's singing!!
Akane:So it was you who helped Kuno do that Romantic stuff.
Belldandy:Yes it was me.I'm so sorry I put you through that Ranma-kun.
Ranma-kun(Yelling):You have to do something , you know I'm never gonna love
him!!!But now he's gonna hit on me forever!!
Akane:Show some sympathy for Belldandy!!She's gonna have to stay with him
forever , which is not pleasant .
Belldandy:I can consult a friend to see what I can do . Maybe there is
a way out of this mess...
Belldandy slowly walks away while Soun is losing another game
of GO against Genma . When Belldandy turns the corner Ranma asks to
talk to her.
Ranma-kun:Belldandy , i was wondering if you could lift my curse .
Belldandy:I'm sorry, the power that I have can not cancel out the
force behind the Jusenkyo curse.
Ranma-kun:Well, than i was wondering if you could write a love poem
for me to say to Akane?
Belldandy:Look Ranma, the best way to make Akane know that you
love her is to make a poem from your heart.
Ranma-kun:Are you sure?
Belldandy:Trust me I love all the poems my boyfriend wrote.
Ranma-kun:Well okay...
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Akane was sitting on her bed wondering how Ranma will handle
this situation . She was also wondering when Kuno will try to win her
hand to.So deep in thought was Akane that she failed to see the ladder
being moved to her window.
Ranma-kun:Hey Akane!!You there?
Akane:Ranma , What do you want ?
Ranma-kun:Oh nothing,I just wanted to climb a ladder , that's all.
Akane:Oh that's nice .
Ranma-kun:Well , I do want to read this poem I wrote .
Akane: Poem???
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Belldandy(over a telephone):What!?A bug in the Yggsdrail system sent me here?
Urd(over a telephone):Yep, that's what Skuld said .
Belldandy:That explains why I was sent to Kuno's house.
Urd:Well,since it was a bug that sent you there , the system will be satisfied
if you get Ranma to say he loves Kuno.
Belldandy:I don't know , this sounds too easy .
Urd:Well Kuno's a jerk and he doesn't deserve to have a wish granted .
Belldandy:Okay , I'll see if it works.
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Ranma had just finished reading the most awful love poem
in history . A poem that was vastly inferior to the one Kuno read .
Yet it seemed Akane liked it more than Kuno's poem.
Akane:That was wonderful Ranma-kun.
Ranma-Kun:Really , you liked it?(The ladder Ranma is on starts to fall)
Ranma-kun:Ahhh!!!
Akane:Ranma!!!
Ranma-kun:Ouch!!
Akane(Jumping down to Ranma):Are you all right?
Ranma-kun:Yes,I'm all right.
Akane:Ranma...(She leans forward to kiss him as it starts to rain)
Akane:Huhh
Ranma-chan:Akane...
Akane:Uhhh.....
Belldandy(turning the corner):There you are . Come with me ,
I may have a way out of this mess
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Ranma-chan:What, say I love Kuno!!Are you nuts!!
Belldandy:It's the only way the system will accept the wish as granted.
Ranma-chan:And if I refuse to go along?
Belldandy:Than I'll keep helping Kuno until he wins your heart.
Ranma-chan:But that means he'll be courting me forever!!
Belldandy:Yep.
Ranma-chan:.........Okay I'll do it.
Belldandy:Okay , will organize everything for a secluded area .
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Kuno:She'll do it !!Really is she gonna do it?!!
Belldandy:Yes , it's in the secluded park at 9:00 PM .
Kuno:Yes , finally she is mine!!
Belldandy:So I'll see you after 9:00.
Kuno:See you!!(Belldandy leaves)Hmm, maybe I should get some food
delivered.
*****
Ranma-chan:
Kuno:Pigtailed girl?Oh pig tailed girl?
Ranma-chan(softly):Over here.
Kuno: Oh it's true , you really do love me !!Today is the greatest day
of my life!!
Ranma-chan:Yeah,Yeah.Well I might as well get this over with Kuno...
Delivery Girl:Nihao!!
Kuno:Ah here's our food. Over here !!
Ranma-chan:Shaaampoo!
Shampoo:You order Ramen?
Kuno:Yes , me and my girlfriend did.
Ranma-chan:Ahh....Shampoo....ahh,it's...ahhhh!!!
End of Chapter 3
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Ah!!Ranma-sama??
Chapter 4
Written by Richard Beaubien
Inspired by Ranma 1/2 and Ah!!Megami-sama??
Note:<> are used to express characters thoughts
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Ranma-chan:Ahh!!Shampoo,it's not what it looks like , Really!!
Kuno:Oh come on don't be shy , pig tailed girl , you were gonna
admit your love for me today!!
Ranma-chan:............
Shampoo:Me could understand you give love to Akane , Me could understand
you give love to Ukyou , Me can not understand you giving love
to him!!!
Ranma-chan:Shampoo!!Listen , it's not what it looks like ...
Shampoo:Shut up!!Prepare to die Ran...
Kuno(shoving Ranma out of the way):You dare threaten my girlfriend ,
Well prepare to deal with the Blue Thunder , foolish mortal!!
Ranma-chan:
Shampoo:Very well, prepare to die(She jumps at him with a lantern punch)
Kuno(dodging Shampoo's attack):Heh, pathetic attack!!Prepare to taste my
sword(Kuno slashes at her)
Shampoo(dodging Kuno's attack):You just wait!!Me will get you!!
Kuno:Heh, I'd like to see you try(hit by Shampoo's attack)Uhhh....
Shampoo:Heh,prepare to die!!!(Hits Kuno behind the bushes)
Ranma-chan:What a moron...
Shampoo:Now explain yourself Ran....
Kuno(jumps out from behind the bushes):Ha!!ha!!ha!!You thought me beaten
fool!!Well prepare to taste my blade - strike-strike-strike
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It was a rather nice day for a walk . Belldandy was walking around the
Nerima district . However , she wasn't enjoying the sights . No , she was
more concerned about what was going on in the Park . She was about
to turn the corner when she heard Kuno say...
Kuno:Strike-strike-strike-strike
Belldandy:Huh,what's going on?
Kuno:Oh , Hi Belldandy(Ignoring Shampoo)
Shampoo:An opening(drives Kuno into the ground)
Kuno:...That didn't hurt cur!!(slashes at Shampoo)
Belldandy(to Ranma):What's going on?
Ranma-chan:It's a long story.
Belldandy:Well did you say I love you to Kuno?
Ranma-chan:Nope . Shampoo interrupted us before I could .
Belldandy:Oh...
Kuno:Ha,come and get it (thrown into wall hard by Shampoo) Ugh..
Nothing...can hurt me while the pig tailed girl!!
Belldandy:He's not gonna last long,y-know?
Ranma-chan(evil grin on her face):I know.
Belldandy:You have to save him , so you can stop this insanity .
Ranma-chan:Oh all right.
Shampoo:Now i got you !!
Kuno:I will get you (Ranma runs and picks up Kuno)Ah!! pig tailed girl
you saved me!!
Ranma-chan:Shut up(Ranma goes into a sheltered alley)
Ranma-chan:Now listen Kuno , I'm gonna say this once so listen up.
Kuno:(holding Ranma tightly)Yes tell me(spots a giant spatula behind
Ranma's head)Hey , what's that!!
Ranma-chan(turning around)Ukyou...
Ukyou:You Hentai!!(Hit both them back into the park with her spatula)
Ranma-chan-Ouch(Kuno's unconscious)Kuno?
Kuno:...........
Ranma-chan(laughing)I love you Kuno!!!
Kuno:......
Ranma-chan:Ha!!You unconscious Baka!!
Belldandy:You did it , the wish has been fulfilled!
Ranma-chan:Your kidding?
Belldandy:No I'm not(pouring hot water over Ranma)Come on lets leave
Ranma-kun:No , their's one thing I must do , Kuno!!
Kuno:...
Ranma-kun:Die!!!(Throws him a few blocks ).There now we can go.
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Kuno:Owww, My head!!!
Shampoo:There you are!!
Kuno:Huh??
Shampoo:Die!!!
Kuno:Oww!!That didn't hurt!!Oww!!That didn't hurt!!
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Akane:Nice to meet you Belldandy.
Genma:[Yeah!Come back anytime]
Belldandy:Thank you for showing me such nice hospitality
Akane:Ranma....
Ranma-kun:Oh,Thanks for helping me get rid of Kuno , even though you
started the problem
Akane:Ranma!!(A big mallet hits Ranma on the head!!)
Belldandy:..Well I'll be going now.Ja Ne!!(She disappears into a mirror)
Genma:[Cool effect!!]
Soun:Well Saotome , everything is back to normal.
Akane:You hentai(hits him with the mallet again)
Genma:[Normal?]
Nabiki(walking around the corner):Well as normal as it gets around here.
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End of Ah!!Ranma-sama??
Ja ne!!
Richard Beaubien
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Mizuno Ami-chan forever!!!
