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Reasons why Tallgeese(s) suck!

WARNING: There is some spoiling of Endless Waltz, if you can believe that in a rant.

WZeroCustom: *sighes* Ohhh Pepshi-sama here I go again. Well I suppose your here to see ranting, so I'll get to it! Ok I've mentioned it before, the name deal!!!! There is NOTHING more annoying than, the Tallgeese name saga!!!!! I like the Epyon name, over Tallgeese, hello, can we say flying geese? Ohh look it's the Tallgeese I hope none of it's droppings hit me!

Heero: Ohhh dear, she's getting really carried away.

WZeroCustom: That's right Hee-chan, because I hate this "thing" more than Epyon. And the colors, come on, it's white, white and more white, ohh wait I forgot the "blue" highlights, ohhhh and what a shanzy sheild! Ohhhhh and Tallgeese 3 will die, it has a weapon like a buster rifel, THAT IS ZERO AND CUSTOM'S!!!!!!!! They belong to my gundams and only mine!

Heero: I though Zero and Custom we're mine?

WZeroCustom: Not since you blew it up Spandex Boy, Custom doesn't like you anymore, and Zero gets lonely without me and Custom.

Heero: *blink* Ok.

Wufei: ONNA!!! Are you messing with Hee-chan's mind again?!

WZeroCustom: No, I'm ranting about Tallgeese, wanna help?

Wufei: *eg* Yes.

WZeroCutom: Ok, I'm turing it over to Hee-chan now.

Heero: The thing is tacky! It looks even dumber than a Leo, and it's capasities are nowhere near as high as Zero or Custom's and Zechs thinks he can destroy the Gundam pilots with that....DREAM ON FAGGIARDO PEACECRAP!!!!!! (our nickname for Zechs)

WZeroCustom: Arigatou Hee-chan!!! Ok Wuffy you're up!

Wufei: I been waiting for this onna. My ranting is on Tallgeese 2, and Treize. *evil laugh* It cannot compare to NATAKU!!!!!!!!(whom I am not worthy to pilot)It's WEAK , WEAK,and if Treize thinks he's got a sense of justice, he's dead wrong, and will be haunted in the afterlife, by Nataku, rest her soul. *starts crying*

Heero: Wu-chan, it's ok. *comforts Wuffy*

WZeroCustom: Moving along. Here's HArmsCustom, or she will be as soon as I talk to her again.*sheepish look*

Ok, Here she is *drumroll* HArmsCustom!

HArmsCustom: It has a whip just like Epyon...*snickers* Tallgeese f*cks Epyon on a regular basis.

WZeroCustom: Shouldn't that be censored more?

HArmsCustom: No, anyway. The whip looks like a really skinny....

WZeroCustom: DON'T SAY IT!

HArmsCustom: Say what? It looks like a skinny firehose. What's so bad about that?

WZeroCustom: *sweatdrops* That's not what you we're going to say. You we're gonna say the whip looks like a really skinny linp noodle.

HArmsCustom: You said it, but yeah, that's what I meant.*grin*

Heero: *busily kissing Wuffy's tears away* You two are really really big perverts.

WZeroCustom: At least we're not gay.

Wufei: *snuggling into Heero's lap* Hee-chan's not gay he's bi.

HArmsCustom: Are you gay?

Wufei: o.O Of course not! I'm bi too.

WZeroCustom: Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about hating TALLGEESE!!! I HATE TALLGEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! F*ck this I hate all three!

Wing Gundam Zero Custom: O.O What's with that language? Zero is this another hate shrine?

WZeroCustom: *innocent look* Maybe....

Wing Gundam Zero Custom: Who's it for this time?

WZeroCustom: Tallgeese 1, 2 and 3...*looks ashaimed*

Wing Gundam Zero Custom: You're trying to make me above them aren't you? *starry eyed look*

Wing Gundam Zero: What about me?!?!?! *WGZC throws Zero into a closet* WZeroCustom: *realization dawns* WAIT! Custom you can't talk! Why aren't you in your hanger where I left you?

WGZC: *shrugs* I guess I can talk now, and I needed to stretch my legs.

WZeroCustom: Well, just for the record *blushes* I was trying to make you look better.

HArmsCustom: ZERO, relationships between Gundams and humans are wrong! By the way, where's Trowa? *drools*

WZeroCustom: DEAD!!!!! *HArmsCustom looks devistated* I kidding idiot. He's off with Quatre.

HArmsCustom: DAMN GAYFER!!! I'll get you Sand Boy!

WZeroCustom: Whatever, I'll do what I want relationship wise, you go find Clown Boy.

HArmsCustom: Ohhh my darling unibanged sideshow freak!!! I coming to find you!!!!!

WZeroCustom: Right... I just stay here with Custom. On secong thought *whips out the chikara/custom neckalce* *puts it on Custom* My Chikara!!!! *drool* Ok that's enough ranting, e-mail if you have anything to add.

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