~Talking it up with the Slayers~



***Anya

***Lina

***Amelia

***Zelgadis

***Xellos

***Gourry 

***Various people that may barge in. 
(no actually, I just need color coordination! :))


Announcer and narrorator: Hello, and welcome. Anya and the others 
will be with you shortly, so how about a joke! No? Ok. My jokes
suck anyways! heehee!  Ah!
                    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
                (if you can call men gentle!)
	        Your hostess and her guests!!!!
                    ANYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello, how are you all today? Ok? Good!  Well, it's time to meet

our friends from the Slayers and get their opinions about our
little site here! Guys...



(Various people wave. )

So how's about we talk, eh?


What's with the eh, Anya?

I don't know, I just guess it came out or something.


Oh. Anyhow, I am the GREAT, the POWERFUL, the BEAUTIFUL!!  LINA 
INVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!


(Stands on table whilst her cape billows out dramatically, hitting 
Amelia in the 
head.)



OUch! Ouch OUch!!!!


Sorry about that Amelia.


(Lina grins sheepishly and sits down.

WHAP! 

Lina hit the narrorator for say she smiles sheepishly.

OUCH!

well, she does......

Yeah, ok, anyways...)


Well, now that Ms. Lina has gone, I can go. I am AMELIA WIL TELSA 
SAILUNE! I FIGHT FOR JUSTICE WITH A GIANT J!!!


(Now, it's Lina's turn to get hit by the billowing cape.)



Hey! Hey! Hey!


(The two girls get into a fight, roughing up the house. Xellos giggles, 
Zelgadis sighs 
in disgust and Gourry just follows a fly with his eyes into nowhere.  Anya 
groans and fireballs them, then comands them to sit down. Go girl!)

Thank you narrorator. Ok, now that the cat fight has not resumed, we will 
move on.


Yeah, anyways, I am the focus of the website, unfortunatly, Zelgadis 
Greywards. The freak of this.

And I AM the Fruitcake!!!!


(Zelgadis smashes Xellos on the head and crosses his legs casually.)


Yeah, anyways.

Heehee, go boy! Ok, someone wake up Xellos and Gourry can go next.


Go? Go where?

NOnononono......it's your turn.


To what?


(Getting frustrated, aren't you?)


Yeah, I am. Gourry, just say your name so the people will know you, ok?


Oh! Ok. Hi! (waves) I'm Gourry Gabriev, I'm Lina's protector.


Oh, no your not. Not here at least.


But Lina! I am sworn to protect you!


I don't need it.


Too bad cause your stuck with me!


(Gourry puts his arm possesively around her shoulder.)


GOURRY!...... what are you doing?!


Protecting you.


I give up.


Good.


Shut up.


Sorry.


(ok so the room is silent and everyone is looking at the couple sitting on 
a red loveseat, their eyebrows raised. Lina waves her hand for 
them to continue.)

Uh.....


Ms......Lina?


o..k...........


Heehee.


(WHAP! Xellos is knocked to the ground by Zelgadis again, pushing the 
conversation away from the odd-looking couple.)


Zelgadis.....wake him up. It's his turn.


Oh.......XELLOS! (shouted in Xellos' ear) 


Xellos jumps up in shock.

Huh! HUh! What?! WHo?! Huh? Oh....


(The group now stares at Xellos....)


Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!  arg! Ok, hello, greetings, salutations, bonjore, oi!,
 arigat-

XELLOS!

Sorry. I'm Xellos Metallium.....

(with an evil look) Thank.You.  (sighs) Anyhow, since we are all aquainted, 
how about we begin. So, what does everyone think of the site so far?


I like it.

Beautifully crafted.


It's neat.


Um.....yeah. What she said.  about what? (WHAP)

Zelgadis?


Well.....um.....WHAT?! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS STUFF! (growls)


I just wanted your opinion.


Ok, you should loose some weight.


(Anya attacks Zel clobbering him repeatedly on the head with her giant 
notebook)


OW! OW! OW!  Stop! Stop! Don't!!!! OUCH! OWWWWWWW!!!!!


(he turns suddenly and grabs her up carrying her over to her chair and tying 
her up in it. He then sits down in his chair and takes a sip of his water, 
which appeared out of nowhere.)

I say, good show, old man! Good show indeed!


(Xellos gets whapped once more and tied to his chair as well.)


Well, wasn't that fun.

(struggling in her seat, then stops and smiles sweetly.) Ok, Zel. You wanna 
play it that way. No more sex.....ever!


(Zelgadis quickly stands and unties her, smiling the whole time. Hell, he 
may be anime, but no man can go without sex!!!)

Thank you, sweetie. (smiles again, but still a little bit of evil in that 
smile.)


(staring at the entire event) Geez, you people are strange and 
dangerous.  I'm kinda scared to know you now.

Yeah, well. What can you do?


Enough obiously.  heehee.

So, anyways, let's talk about the fanfics, what did you all think.


Disgusting.


Hentai Perverted.


They were ok...(everyone stares at Gourry for a moment.)


Sickening. Too much sex in detail.

DElish! I loved em. I mean, can you get any better than raw sex?! No! 
Hahahahhah. Personally, I give em an 11!


(Everyone, even Anya, looks at Xellos in suprise)

Well, um, ok.  ha. Yeah. Um...........


Hey, do you have any food, Anya?



Yeah, I'm kinda hungry.


I hate to say it, but I agree.

(Looks around) Is that ALL you do??? EAT!?  Geez!


(Anya snaps her fingers and a buffet whizes into veiw with an open sign on 
it. Everyone but her rushes into the hammer space resturaunt.)

(Shrugs) Oh, well, Can't beat 'em? Join 'em! Though I already had waffles 
this morning and I........


(Anya's voice fades as she walks into the resturaunt after her friends.)

					

WELL THAT'S IT!
Thank you and come again and remember, CC's Pizza! Great food at low low 
prices!!!
                        ~END~