PLEASE READ ANGEL'S BEDTIME STORY TO UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!!

BEDTIME STORY PART DOS!


Once apon a time after last once apon a time that the blond, the 
really really blond and the redhead had, the three girls adopted 
off most of their childrens and left all their husbands, like 
they would get rid of them?? at home except for the four turtles 
who's names we now know because we found their head bands and put 
themm on properly, headed of in a general direction, oh let's say 
North, k?

Leonardo, the purple..oops blue one, Raphael the red one, Michealangeo 
the orange one and Donatello, the purple one now that we have the 
colors strait, all stood, turtles that they were, waiting for 
directions from the girls.

"HEY! Let's all go to Hell!" the blond shouted and everyone looked 
at her like she had just come out of a meat grinder.

"SAY WHAT?!" the group shouted at once, then took a photo picture 
shot for their freaky deaky albumn. Even Starfish-who-is-not-Starfish 
yelled, even though it was more like a gurgle through the water at 
the bottom the lake that she now made her little non-Starfish home 
in.

"Michigan DUH!" the blond said then whapped everyone including 
herself over the head with a giant three foot sardine. 

So they all headed off to Hell, Michigan, which is an actual place 
that freezes over and yes, pigs fly there!!!!

"Hey, hey, we're in HELL! Where's satan? i want his autograph!" 
the really really blond yelled from her perch atop a frozen Yack.

The four turtles suddenly became andriod drones of the borg and 
started reciting Shakspearian poetry backwards in German. The 
girls simply shrugged and bought everyone a Hell t-shirt in the 
size small cause that's all they had left in the stupid frozen 
store, covered in singing icesicles! EEP! The shirt read: Been to 
hell, done that, got this t-shirt. Corney, but that's the point of 
theme shirts. The ninja turtle theme started playing in the 
background and the four turtles suddenly turned back to themselves 
and grinned, now unable to talk again. The girls put the small 
shirts on the turtles and they ripped, but the turtles didn't really 
mind cause they never wear clothes anyhow, that's right, their 
NAKED! ALL THE TIME! AHAHHHAH. ok, sorry.

Anyhow, they all headed off in another general direction, 
oh let's go with west this time, eh? Not Canada though eh? Cause 
that's North and we can't go anymore north, just west.

So the girls, the turtles and Starfish-who-is-not-Starfish 
(yes she's in this one) all ended up in Italy and met up with a 
strange freaky maroon eyed kinda bald guy who said his name was 
Hannibal Lector. M.D.

The sassy red head screached and hopped around him like a scwoowy 
wabbit then stopped and acted semi-mostly-kinda-sorta normal before 
screaching out a line from Celine Dion's song 
'Declaration of 
Love' Help her gods.

Hannibal looked at her with his evil reddish-bluish-some color I 
can't name-ish colored eyes that suddenly started to roll like those 
worms from that song....here I'll sing it:

Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by
for you may be the next to die
they'll wrap you up in big white sheet
from your head down to your feet
they'll put you in a big brown box
and cover you up with dirt and rocks
then all goes well for about a week
but then your coffin begins to leak
the worms crawl in 
the worms crawl out
the worms play penicle (whatever) in your snout,
and the big green worm with rolling eyes (SEE)
crawls in your stomach and out your eyes
your stomach turns a slimey green
and puss pours out like whipping cream (yum)
you spread it on a slice of bread
and that's what you eat when you are dead

So back to my story!!!! Then hannibal spun around and watched as the 
really really blond's crazy aunt Cathy went hopping by with an easter 
basket saying 'Ribbit Ribbit' in a giant Zelgabunny suit!! Of for 
you silly Slayers illiterate people. A GIANT BUNNY SUIT WITH EYES 
AND TEETH! eheheh Then the three girls, Hannibla, Cathy, the 
crazy bunny obsessed aunt, the four turtles and Starfish-who-
is-not-Starfish who dragged herself out of the lake all headed 
off to Japan to get some anime that was free but not really free 
cause I just lied. Aren't I a bad girl. lol

When they arrived in Japan, they were met by a great big fat furry 
thing that kinda looked like the really really blond's cat, Rashia-
poo. The furry thing couldn't speak but the girls recognized 
him from a cartoon and screamed out "TOTORO!" then jumped on his 
furry belly. He smiled until the four turtles, Cathy the crazy 
bunny obsessed weirdo aunt, Starfish-who-is-not..oh hell you 
know and OH GOD, Hannibal did the same which caused him to 
topple over backwards. The thump made a giant earth quake and 
japan sank........whoops. Darn, there goes our anime. 

But Totoro took to the sky on his litte top thing that spun saving 
everyone that held on including some Japanese people that had 
grabbed on. However, having too much weight now since every stupid 
person in the world had to be coward enough to grab on and not DIE 
FOR GODS SAKES, Totoro sank. Poops, Aunt Cathy drowned. 
Weep. Weep. Then in the water there was a mna in a silver speedo 
with slicked back hair who gurgled his name was Q and he opened a 
portal. The girls looked at the portal and it looked kinda dangerous 
and could kill them the minute they entered, but then thought, 
hey, WATER SLIDE and went in anyways followed by everyone who 
had been following them before except for Cathy who, duh, DROWNED!

Suddenly they fell through, all dry now onto the bridge of a 
ship doggy piled by EVERYONE following them in front of a man who 
looked just like the guy they had blown away just before 
finding Wolverine. 

"Hey! Where's your wheelchair, strange bald dude!" the girls screached 
before running off down the halls singing 'I'm a little teapot' 
followed by, in order, starfish-who-is-not-starfish, the turtles, 
Hannibal with a huge knife (oooo!), ship security (who were also 
running from the last thing while chasing the girls) and Totoro 
who was having some trouble squeezing through the halls cause 
he was too big. 

Then they all suddenly fell through another portal that I just 
put in the story for no obvious reason, cause duh, I wanted to, 
into the lake that Starfish-who-is-not-starfish had fallen into 
and had lots of fun all skinny dipping since I stole their clothes 
with my magick eraser. BWAHAHA! They had lots of fun day and night 
and turned into giant prunes in the water, forced to listen to 
Hannibal the now giant prune in love with the banana king say 
forever more, "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice 
Chianti."

THE END DAMNIT!