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A.N.A. - Alcoholic Nuns Anonymous


Angelic


APES! APES! WE LOVE APES!


Beastiality is for the birds


Behold the power of sex~


Bite Me Baby


Bad Girl/Bad Boy (either for gender)


Bobbit wanna-be


Bwahahahaha- ok evil moment over with.


CHINESE FIRE DRILL!


Clowns Scare Me


Cowchic


Cute Guys are like roadkill...(front) You know you shouldn't look but you just can't help it(back)  


Dance Damn you! Dance!


Darwin was only HALF right!


Ding dong the clown is dead


Dont feed the stupid people


Dude


Dude is the hair on an elephants butt



(front)Ever Wonder What God Looks Like? (back) Take a good look.


Evil


Fight For Your Right To Shop


Freaky


Funny


Girls are made of candy. Boys are made of crap.


(front)Give me sex or give me cheese...(back)Either way I win!


Give me life, or give me cheese!


God is a Valleygirl


God made me blond. You made me grey.


God owes me a refund


Good Girl/Good Boy  (either for gender)


Happy


Horny girls finish first 


How dare you be so happy!


I'm an undercover blond


I may not graduate from Starfleet Academy, but I'll be the first to 
volunteer to colonize Mars!


I am the Ketchup God


I eat worms


I had a pet cow, now I have a pet steak


I love Burly Truckers


I know who you slept with last summer


I named my penis "Small"


I shoot dumb people


I want my mommy!


I wish I was a chick


I wish I was an alien


I wish I wasn't Ted Coppola


If you ask nicely i'll let you play with it


I'm a Sex Zombie


I'm Invisible


In my next life, God, may I PLEASE be on an intelligent planet?


Is there an afterlife? Touch me and find out!


Jason fears me


Kiss me im horny


Know this....I am the ANTI-CHRIST!


Little green men stole my panties


Live Long and Don't Multiply


Living longer and better than the enemy is the best 
way to beat him.


Look up to talk to my face (for girls)


Love Hurts(front) When your this big(back)


Mary had a little lamb...but I ate it


Men Are Deflatable


Men Are Like Water, They Run


Momma's an Angel but Daddy's a demon....so what does that make me?


Monkey Sex Made You


My cat died...can I have yours?


My Girlfriend Popped


My girlfriend stole my monkey


My guardian Angel whooped your's good!


My parents dropped me


My penis must be funny because girls laugh at it


My man blows up


My spirit animal can eat yours in 2 bites


Never mix drugs and alcohol, you never know who you'll
wake up with!


Ok, ok, wait. Is this the real thing or did I already fail, cause seriously, 
it looks like hell to me.


OKIE


On your knees boy 


Pagan and Proud


Pagan Princess


Pagan Prince


Plastic just feels better


Pretty and Proud


Quit bugging me!


Q was my father


Read this shirt backwards to hear satan speaking


Rightous!


River Styx - This Way


Road Kill Inn - 20 Miles


Shy


Small Spiders Deserve Big Screams


Smile if your stupid


Stupidity is Contagious


Stupidity is Contagious - So Stay Back


Swinky (*my word*)


Swinkadellic


Swinkariffic


Terror of the Night


This is a stick up- show me your boobs!


The bunny is after you...hide your eggs


The Good Life


Unless you want to see the afterlife, step away from 
me


Understood, sir


U turn me off


Very Very Very Very Very Paranoid


Vulcan Vegitarian


Watch it! I Bite!


Well, no intelligent life here. Come on boys, lets move on to the next 
planet.


When I say run for your life, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!


Will Have Sex For Food


Worship Me Fool!


Xenophobic


Yeah, well I have a butcher knife!


You So Wish You Were Me!


Your not a person...your a drug!


Zero Tolerance for fools!


Zorry

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There you have it, the list will update as more quotes come in. For more info and the mailing address, e-mail either Angel or myself, Anya.:)

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