Apple: Ok this is only my second fic ever so I desperately need C&C

RHBG: Yea tell her what she did right and wrong so she stops begging for attention

Apple: Just cuz I tell them Its my Birthday does not mean I’m looking for attention because if I was gonna do that I’d say something else more interesting. ANYWAY, second fic done for my birthday and written out of boredom in Computer Apps. among other things. So here it is.

RHBG:
Title- Day in the Park
Author- Apple (muse-Shinigami)
Pairings: 1+2 talked about but for all intents and purposes no pairings in that sense
Rating- Uhhh PG-13 for mild violence? Most likely PG (if Di$ney lets dragons get stabbed thought the heart with swords why not, I don’t see the difference)
Warnings- none really… GW/SM crossover silliness, supposed to be funny (you be the judge)
Archive: We’d be flattered but no where else as of now.
Disclaimers- Apple does not own anything not even most of the voices in her head. Sailor Moon and Gundam Wing belong to who they belong to, not Apple.

Apple: Well put.

RHBG: I know.

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Sitting on a park bench Duo took in his surroundings. He was aware of everything around him, which wasn't much considering he was sitting in an empty park on a deserted path waiting for a contact they had no reason to think really existed. "You know this is pointless. We could be doing something more interesting and definitely more worthy of this time." To anyone around him it would have appeared that the braided youth was talking to himself, but that wouldn't be a problem unless the birds that were incessantly chirping had big mouths.

"Duo…" came the slightly nasal voice of his partner through his ear-piece in a warning tone.

"I know. I know. Shut up. But I'm serious; there is no point to be wasting this perfectly good Wednesday afternoon. I mean at least you could come out and wait with me." Duo got no reply but about hundred yards away, in his hiding spot Heero Yuy smiled, a rare occurrence that only the bush he was taking cover behind got to enjoy. "You know Hee-chan…" Duo continued but then stopped when he suddenly noticed he was no longer alone.

Heero noticed the abrupt stop and tensed in case his assistance was needed. Although he was completely confident in Duo and his abilities he was still amazed at how fast his koi could get into trouble.

Duo paused and looked up at his unknown companion. Before him stood a person of undeterminable sex with impossibly blue hair and a smile too broad not to be suspicious. Duo schooled his face to look adorably confused and harmless while he scrutinized the person carefully. "Uh. Hello." he said in a shy voice to match his outward appearance but completely contradicted his inner thoughts.

"Hi," the person said in a voice that still made there gender a question in Duo's mind and their smile widened which only served to put Duo more on edge, which still did not show in his features. The blue haired person continued, "I was out here for a walk and I noticed you were out here alone on this bench, surely a beautiful person like you would not mind some company?"

"Uhhh, I guess not." Duo said while he was thinking 'What the Hell?'

The person took a seat next to Duo on the bench. The blue haired person alternated between looking at Duo and the scenery. After a long while the person finally broke the silence. " So handsome, what's your name?"

"Duo," he said and he could feel the anger of Heero's radiating through his ear. Well, if Heero wanted to make Duo sit out here all day he would good and well have some fun. "What's yours?"

"Oh, My name's not important." The mysterious person brushed of his question. O.K that’s not gonna work better try another angle. "Well then what are you doing out here on this beautiful Wednesday?" He knew Heero would pay him back later but he could always claim he was trying to find out if this was the informant.

"I'm looking for beautiful dreamers."

"Lets go Duo, this is a bust." Heero said trying to sound calm, but he had a bad feeling.

Duo being one to make a point, ignored him and continued on with his conversation. "I dream sometimes.," he said doing his best to pissed Heero off. It was working.

The odd person looked at him with a knowingly and decidedly predatory glance. The look only lasted for a seconded and Duo would have missed it if he had not been looking directly at the person to gain a clue about who he… or she was. The stranger did not notice however, "I knew you would be a beautiful dreamer. Would you share your dreams with me?"

Duo now figured it was time to leave. "I would love to but I have spent enough time around here today so, I gotta run." Duo stood up and started walking way still calling over his shoulder, "You seem like a nice person, I'm sure we'll meet again. So maybe I’ll take you up on your offer another time.”

Watching the young man named Duo run away the blue haired and now creepy person slowly stood up. “I don’t thing so.” The person said in a sing-song voice.

Duo heard this and decided to speed his retreat, to no avail. The person behind him said a word that sounded like ‘One’ and he found himself sprawled face first in the grass. Looking back he saw a weed was wrapped around his ankle and it wouldn’t come off not matter how he shook his leg and the person behind him had changed into a puffy blue outfit that screamed bad taste. “I fell and I can’t get up.” He commented ironically hoping Heero was on his way.

The creepy person, who had be watching and enjoying the site of Duo wiggling in the grass a little to much finally said “Two,” and Duo was hoisted and shackled to a red board that appeared out of no where. Lastly the person said “Three,” and a shiny black-rimmed mirror appeared that seemed to have come out of Duo’s chest. The person made their way to Duo, “I asked to see your dreams so now lets see what your beautiful dreams are made of.”

“Now really. Let’s talk about this how about I drop you a line and tell you later. Or we’ll go out for coffee or sumthing.” He was babbling to stall for time not really realizing the situation he was in; that was until the crazy blue-haired creep stuck their head through the mirror in front of his chest. The boy closed his violet eyes and stifled a scream; it hurt, a lot.

After a couple of second the blue-haired person pulled their head out. “No, Pegasus. Just a big black robot and stupid blue-eyed boy.” The person huffed as the mirror slid back into Duo’s chest.

Duo’s eyes snapped open. “Robot?! STUPID?!”

“Stop Right There!” came a unknown voice. Duo turned his head to see to see a girl about his age with impossibly long blonde hair for it to be in two huge buns on each side of her head and a too tight mock sailor suit looking outfit with a skirt that was so short it probably wouldn’t wrap around his leg. She was striking an utterly ridiculous pose silhouetted against the rapidly sinking sun with a little girl that had cotton-candy pink hair that looked like her exact chibi body double. He felt that things could not get weirder until the girls started reciting some cliché lines about the importance of dreams, love, beauty, and justice while striking various other poses that seemed to be some sort of mantra that was over done and probably terrible to hear more than once. To make the situation worst his assailant was just standing there frozen in place with a smug grin waiting for them to finish before attacking. Duo couldn’t take it anymore, never mind being shackled up on a red backboard and probably being in mortal danger, he started laughing uncontrollably. Though his eyes that were tearing up for laughing so hard he saw Heero run up with gun in hand.

Heero ran up and shot the blue haired person in the head and watched the person crumple to the ground. Suddenly the board that was holding Duo up disappeared and Duo fell to the ground holding his sides to try and keep them from splitting, he was still laughing his ass off. He pointed weakly at the two girls that were still posing and reciting their speech. Heero looked at them and shook his head then dragged Duo to his feet. “Come on Baka we have to go.”

“OK…. Heero. How about…. We get…. Some Ice… cream. My …. Treat?” Duo said, his speech broken by trying to breath between fits of laughter.

“Hn.” Heero said breaking into a run and dragging the other boy behind him by the braid.

“We’re the Sailor Scouts. We will right wrongs and triumph over evil. And that means you!” by the time the two girls finished and looked up the other two boys were gone and other blue haired person’s body had disappeared living only a small puddle of blood… “Huh?”

The smaller girl shrugged and turned to her bigger companion. “How about we go get milkshakes your treat?”

“Sugoi!” and she ran off and dragged the little girl behind her.

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Apple: Yeay! Its done.

RHBG: Thank God.

Apple:…. Umm in case you didn’t know the person that got their head shot off was Fish Eye from SM’s season…. Umm, 4 I think… dreamsnatcher or what ever. I dunno I’m not a huge fan of the show seeing as how the only way I see it is the chopped up CN version

RHBG: It could be worst, Saban or DiC could still do it.

Apple: *shudder* Right… I got the Idea for this fic cuz I just found out that Fish Eye was a guy… so I’m slow. C&C needed. Flames are accepted cuz RedHairedBanditGurl and I like fire. Plus flames fuel my thirst for revenge…

RHBG: actually I was gonna use them to set you on fire when you weren’t looking but that’s ok too…

~Apple
the source of all my low self-esteem would be RHBG if I had any at all ^_^

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