Dear Nakago,

You require more silly questions Nakkie!

1)Did you actually plot out kissing Tamahome like that or was it a spur of the moment torture idea?

2)How's Tomo's green hair working out?

3)What's all that 'red light of suzaku' crap for an explaination of why you didn't rape Miaka? I bet you just couldn't bring yourself to do it.
I mean, I find it hard to imagine you being able to do something to a young girl that had been done to you as a child - when you know what it's like to be on her side of it, I mean. I can't imagine you being able to follow through with it.

4)Do you like corn nuts? *munches on a bag*

5)Okay, if you were losing at strip poker and you were saving one item to wear till the last when you've only got one thing left - what would you save?

6)What would your conceivable reaction be if someone kiddnapped Soi?

7)Okay this is a really stupid question...how tall are you exactly? Like in feet and inches? I suck at math and all the measurements of your height that I've read are in centimeters. --;

8)Did you ever have a love before you met Soi?

Arigatou!

Taiitsu no Miko

Dear Taiitsu no Miko,

 1) It was a spur of the moment idea, and I think it worked quite well.

2) We haven't seen him much lately; he's always in the bath, trying to wash it out.

3) I had to tell Tomo something. You're right; I simply had no desire to follow through with it.

4) I've never had them. Why are you eating the bag?

5) The cape. It covers everything.

6) I'd kill them, slowly and painfully.

7) Six feet, four inches.

8) Never love, exactly. As a child I had a crush on a girl named Taria, but she died.

Nakago

Dear Miboshi,

*cheers and hugs you*
Hurrah! Free Bishie! *snuggles up close* Ice Cream is the easy road to a sugar high in my book.
*chomps down sundae and lays out with her head in your lap* Now tell me, what sort of hobbies do you have? I'm personally a huge fan of playing with zombies and training giant eels to squeeze things to death. *tickles your ear and winks*
How about you?

Kwwaii Midget Sorceress

Dear Kwwaii Midget Sorceress,

      That sundae was great! As for my hobbies, I love creating zombies and demons, and hiding them in things so they surprise people. Can you teach me to train eels? That sounds like fun!

Miboshi

Dear Soi,

Soi..I need some love advice, I just broke up with my boyfriend of almost a year because he had been treating me like dirt and I had been taking it, well I decided NOT to take it anymore and broke up with him, the day after I break up with him, he asks my best friend out on a date, she knew he hurt me but she is convinced he wont hurt her, but I know he will. I want to stand by her side through anything, but I dont want her to get hurt. What should I do??

Ashley Chan

Dear Ashley Chan,

      Well...I'm glad to hear you broke up with him; no one deserves to be treated badly. As for your friend, if you've given her fair warning, back out of it. Sometimes, as much as it hurts, we have to watch friends learn things for themselves. Just stay by her side if she needs help. I wish you both luck.

Soi

Dear Amiboshi,

Hiding huh? *searches around for Suboshi*...
Oh yeah....I almost forgot *KISS FOR AMIBOSHI!!!*
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME THE OTHER DAY!! I just got a letter in the mail from this Organization called Chan....And inside the letter, Was a $750 Scholarship for modelling and acting!!! *Bursts out crying* I'M SOOOOO HAPPPYYYYYY!! *long pause*....*Continues searching for Suboshi*....*finds a leg* AHAA!!
*Yanks, and pulls out Suboshi by the appendage*
See Suboshi? It's no use hiding under a building from me!! I can always find people!!
*grins*
Suboshi-sama? Can I marry your brother!?
*laughs*

Kaori

Dear Kaori,

 Amiboshi: Congratulations! I'm so happy for you! *gives her a hug*

Suboshi: I don't know. Ask him. And let go of me!

Boshi Twins

Dear Seishi,

*to Suboshi* SO you say you've never played strip poker?
You poor deprived child! (Just joking about the child part. I think you're the same age as me, if not older)

Okay guys! Gather around! We're all gonna teach Suboshi how to play strip poker! And yes I mean all of you!
*whips out a pan-dimensional card table and a deck of cards. She's instantly transformed into her Guardian outfit, only with a bit more of a 'poker chick' look to it. Lord Misc (still as a duck) is sitting on her lap.*
So, shall I deal?

Shrinemaiden Keisei

Dear Shrinemaiden Keisei,

      *all gather around, except Suboshi, who has disappeared*

Tomo: I think you scared him off.

Amiboshi: *looks nervous* You're not...going to use me in his place, are you?

Tomo and Amiboshi

Dear Seishi,

Hi. Would any of you be willing to be my date for homecoming? *smiles cutely*

Miss Aphy

Dear Miss Aphy,

      If we could get to your world, Amiboshi or Suboshi would, but unfortuantely, we can't...

Seishi

Dear Soi,

Nakago is yours? *snaps fingers* Fiddle faddle, I wanted him...
But seriously. What is it about him that you find so darn attractive? Aside from your past and the fact that he's dead sexy - what do you like about him; his personallity or whatever you call it that makes him talk like a dead fish in the dub.

Taiitsu no Miko

Dear Taiitsu no Miko,

      He's powerful, strong, and knows what he wants out of life. Most importantly, though, he's always taken care of me.

Soi

Dear Ashitare,

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Ashy-boy! Are ya hungry? *evil look and throws her brother at Ashitare* Eat up!! ^_^

Keiko

Dear Keiko,

      Itadakimasu! *salivates and lunges, then is held back by an energy field*

Amiboshi: No eating people's brothers. You know better.

Ashitare and Amiboshi

Dear Soi,

*nod nod*
Hai. Shogun Nakago. He's my father.
*pushes her hair out of her face* Why? You didn't know I existed? Have you never met my mother or...
*blink blink*
I thought most people who knew about the Shogun knew about me. *smirks that totally Nakago-like smirk to end all smirks* I've been around for eighteen years now - and it's hard to be low profile when you're Taiitsu-kun's Miko in an all encompassing war.
*thinks* Someone seems to have screwed up something around here. If you've heard of Nakago but not me something's got to be going on.

 

Hin Version of Soi ( Yuri-san )

Dear Yuri-san,

      I'm sorry, I have no idea what's going on. You do look a lot like him, but still...you'd have to ask him about it.

Soi

Dear Suboshi,

*gets huge dinner plate eyes and rubs off all the 'insult's on Ami-chan and scribbles on 'blessing' instead.
Ahahahahahahahahahaha-pleasedon'tkillme...

(Meek) Cheating Death

Dear (Meek) Cheating Death,

 Suboshi: That's better, but you better apologize to him, too!

Amiboshi: Excuse me, I need to go wash all this off.

Boshi Twins

Dear Seishi,

Arigato Ashitare.
I got one of Tomo's feathers when I chose to have his extremely cool hat for my crown.
Do any of you other Seishi want to help me run the Deathgate? I need all the help I can get.

On another subject, Tomo, what do the colours of your face paint mean?

Dark Lady Charrion

Dear Dark Lady Charrion,

      Let us think about it. As for my facepaint, the white is for evil, the blue for loyalty, the black for strategy, and the red is for harmony and the Chinese dynasties.

Tomo

Dear Nakago,

Lets see, your hair is blonde. I have hot pink hair dye. Bad combination, huh?*puts permanent dye in Nakki's hair and giggles*

Keiko

Dear Keiko,

      Pink? *chi glows blue around him*

Soi: Uh oh, you made him angry...better run...

Nakago and Soi

Dear Nakago,

Do you like people callin` ya Nakki? *grins* I call ya that cuz you're so cute!!*pats Nakago's head and hops off SD*

Keiko

Dear Keiko,

      No, I don't.

Nakago

Dear Seishi,

Will you guys ever go to hot springs again?
P.S To Nakago: You are soooooo cute in drag.
*proceed to hand out Naka-in-drag pics to passerby*

Psychic Sora

Dear Psychic Sora,

      Maybe, but we don't have plans for it in the near future.

*Tomo grabs all the pictures and runs off* Hmm, I'm sure I can find a good use for these!

Seishi

Dear Nakago,

scrambles behind Nakago in SD Kitty form*
Fuu's gone crazy! She's like possessed or something! She keeps running in circles waving her sword and yelling that she's the king of all bandits! Can I just hide here for a bit until Ferio gets here and calms her down?

Shidou Hikaru

Dear Shidou Hikaru,

      Who are you and what are you doing? You can hide here, but don't expect me to protect you. You'd do better to ask Amiboshi.

Nakago

Dear Amiboshi,

Hi,I'm Carren!Gotta Q for U,did you have feelings for a girl?Quite personal but hope you can answer me.K?Bye!!!^_^

Carren

Dear Carren,

      Nice to meet you. I did have feelings for two girls, actually; first there was Touka, and then Miaka.

Amiboshi

Dear Suboshi,

So, Suboshi! Ya want a backrub? Okie!! *sits Suboshi down and starts to give him a backrub* I have but one question, how tall are you?

Keiko

Dear Keiko,

      That feels good...as for your question, I'm 5 feet 6 inches tall.

Suboshi

Dear Tomo,

Can you give me some tips on hair care and makeup? That way I'll look cute if any of you take me to homecoming.

Miss Aphy

Dear Miss Aphy,

      Sure, what kind of hair and skin do you have?

Tomo

Dear Tomo,

Ooo...*puts on a brass knuckle and punches Tomo* Ya perv!! Be glad Tenchi didn't see that last few words!!

Keiko

Dear Keiko,

      Itai!! What was that for?

Tomo