Dear Tomo, YOU WOULD?!!! *goes into Rabid Fangirl Mode* Oh my gawd, am I nosebleeding? Yes, I think I'm nosebleeding? Argh, someone get me a towel! *runs around akin to a Suzaku that's lost its head* *draws blinds around the room* Okay...strip away, Tomo-chan! *slyly grins back* Would you like some music to go with that? H_H *snickers* Okay Suboshi, I get the point ^_^ But I am NOT about to lose this chance, so out you go!...unless, you REALLY want to see this, but for canon-FY's sake you're just pretending to vehemently deny it... *looks about for any flying ryuuseisui* Lynn *looking like a tomato with blue hair*

Dear Lynn,       *Tomo pauses while Suboshi quickly exits* Um, I must ask, why do you look like a blue-haired tomato? And just what kind of music are you thinking of? Tomo

Dear Tomo, *Stops crying and takes washcloth and washes off her makeup* Thanks Tomo-san. *reapplies makeup* There, I'm better now. Guess what, Kristin gave her cold to me! Now my nose is all runny. Do you know any cold remedies or should I go bother Mitsukake? I'm going to buy my Homecoming dress today, I'm so excited! I think I might get a black dress or maybe red. I dunno yet. *gives Tomo a hug* Thanks for being so nice to me. Ja ne. Miss Aphy

Dear Miss Aphy,       Try sitting in a steamy room or drinking tea. It always helps me, anyway. What color dress did you get? Tomo

Dear Suboshi, *sniffles* Now I have a cold.... *long pause* I'm home sick from school today...Not really like I had anything to do during classes anyway! I'm so far ahead! *sweatdrop* Maybe I should go into the Academic courses! A lot of people go to slow in the class...so I kinda' fall asleep! *grins* But I still get REALLY good marks! *longer pause*... Sorry if I offended anyone... Gomene.. *walks off* Kaori

Dear Kaori,       I doubt you offended anyone, and I'm sorry you got a cold. Hope you feel better soon! Suboshi

Dear Nakago, I didnt MEAN to scare Amiboshi I mean I would like never hurt him, but this guy was asking for it, he used me abused me, and right now I have a sizeable black eye and a death threat from him, and you mean to tell me that he didnt deserve what he got from Ashitare?! ;.; Ashley Chan

Dear Ashley Chan,       I do hope, if he hurt you, that you called the police. People like that don't deserve to go unpunished. Nakago

Dear Nakago, Hehehe...Tasuki finds it funny that I dyed yer hair pink...hehehee... Keiko

Dear Keiko,       Perhaps you should dye his hair and see how well *he* likes it! Nakago

Dear Soi, *sticks a pair on nanchucks in your right hand and a giant meat tenderizing mallet in your left* Hold these for me a minute, will ya? I'll need em in a second. *runs off after Xellos, swinging mace-sama* NAMAGOMI! GET BACK HERE! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOU ARE SO GOING TO BE DEMON BAIT!!! *dissapears* Filia

Dear Filia,       Nani ka...? Soi

Dear Seishi, Okay, you guys told me to report on grade nine week, so here I am with the report. ^-^ On Monday, we did 'fly on the wall' that's where the smallest person in each of the homeroom classes got taped up to the wall, and the person who satyed up there the longest, wins. On Tuesday, we did a relay where we had to spin around about a billion times. I nearly hurled I think. On Wednsday, we did the oreo relay. In other words, we had to push an oreo across the gym floor with our noses. That was the most emberassing thing I had to do. On Thursday, we did the search for the immunity idols. Basically, we had to run around the school looking for pop bottles with our team mane on it. And the team that finds theirs last has to go to Kangaroo Court. On Friday, we had Kangaroo Court. That's where the people who did something wrong during the week had to go up on the stage and do something really emberrassing. One guy had stolen his teammates headbands, and then sold them back to them. You have to have your headband, or you'll end up in Kangaroo Court. Needless to say, he ended up eating chocolate pudding out of a diaper. ^-^ I didn't have to do anything like that though. Well, that's my report, tell me what you think of my school, and your ideas on how to survive the rest of it. Dark Lady Charrion

Dear Dark Lady Charrion,       Your school sounds like a very strange place. Tsutsuji says that nothing like that ever happened at her school. Oh well, like we said, at least you'll have good stories to tell later on. As for the rest of school, just get through as best you can, and remember to keep a sense of humor about it. Soi

Dear Seishi, Hmmm.... What are some good ways to torment people? Psychic Sora

Dear Psychic Sora,       Well, I hiding monsters in things. What kind of people are you looking to torment and how? Miboshi

Dear Seishi, (Gomen if you get this twice...baka me accidentally pressed 'enter' key when I wasn't finished ^^;;) Argh, yesterday was just HORRIBLE. Well, not life threatening-horrible, really, but it's just been a stream of bad luck following one after the other after the other...Do y'all wanna hear it? Of course you do, you're my self-proclaimed personal psychiatrists ^_^ *plonks on a chair and hands out popcorn to everyone...and these are SWEET, not like any of those crappy ones you get on the sidewalk* Just transferred school yesterday, and, well...I don't HATE the school, but the teachers could use some tweaking *contemplates on sending her man-eating teapot after them* But ANYWAY, we decided that I could start school on Monday, and I was so looking forward to a whole day of bombarding everyone here with letters...but on the way home, we (my mom and I) came across my mom's old friend who'd just crashed into the rear of a damn BUS that just rolled back after the driver got off, and the hood was just totally gone and we were sooooooooo shocked...and almost ran into a cat. But that's another story --;; THEN, when we reached home we discovered that we'd stupidly locked ourselves out of the house and had to spend almost half an hour trying to fish the key out with a fishing rod...and I had absolutely no experience in fishing; my mom did catch fish, but it was a fluke catch (the fish got stuck on her hook..AFTER getting away from my dad's line, so I count it as a fluke ^.^). And...we did. Wow o.o Amazing what you can do when it's searing hot outside and you're determined to get in to raid the ice box. But as SOON as we got inside and were about to drop dead, the phone rang and my grandmother started asking us to come because there was blood all over the floor of her house O_o So we threw on clothes, and rushed like the hounds of hell were chasing us to my grandma's house and WHAMMO! Greeted by the sight of blood spraying out like a fountain from her leg. No really, know how a pipe sometimes just gets a hole and all the water springs out? Yeah, exactly like that. There was a HUGE pool of blood in the living room, and if I'd been an outsider I would've sworn that a murder took place. So me and my mom ran like crazy to the clinic behind my grandma's house, and, being the grand athletes that we were, couldn't stop panting by the time we DID reach the clinic. But we did nevertheless, and after telling the nurse what happened she told us that we had to press directly on the hole to stop the blood flow. I dunno WHY we didn't use the p[hone tre, but my mom was practically pushing me out the door so that I could run back and tell my grandma. But I couldn't because I CAN'T communicate with my grandma (she speaks Cantonese, I speak English; and even if I am Chinese I can't speak Cantonese to save my life) so we decided that she (my mom) would run back and let my grandma know whilst I show the doctor the way (he was currently in with antoher patient...damn). So she ran back, I waited in te clinic and when the doc finally DID come out we...walked all the way to my grandma's house. WALKED, and I was wondering about blood loss and just how much my grandma would lose before we reached the damn house. But we did, and then the doc told us to elevate her leg or ten minutes and press on the hole. By the time ten minutes had come and gone, all that gushed out fo the hole was a small bit of blood. Then me and my mom had to hold down my grandma while the doc sewed one tiny thread through the hole to tie it up. Believe me, I've never heard someone scream so loud in my life O_O Then we were told that she had to lie down with her leg elevated for at least two hours, so we cleaned up the blood, adjusted a mattress just so that my grandma could lie down comfortably while having full access to the TV --;; and then decided to go out for brunch *sweatdrop* It didn't take more than slightly ahort of an hour when we got back and found my grandma sitting comfortably on a damn CHAIR, the cups washed and dried, the clothing folded neatly and the blanket folded in half. So, naturally, we freaked out. Well, my mom more than me since by that time I was too tired to care. Hey, my grandma was saved, so I deserved at least a short break, ne? By the time we made it back home my one-half hour anime (showing RK and two oher anime) was over...and /I/ freaked out >.< That was just NOT a good day. But at least it was good training since I'm in the Red Crescent Society inmy school and now I've got blatant PROOF that I saw blood and survived. Yay for me @_@ And that, was basically what yesterday had been like. So, what do /you/ think I should to today? Ever the helpful, Lynn

Dear Lynn,       It certainly sounds like you had a rough day, and we hope you're feeling better now. The important thing is that your grandma and everyone else involved is okay. Is she feeling better? Amiboshi