Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

I was wondering if you got my last message or not... I sent it yesterday but the power went out so I'm sending it again of what me and many of my friends think of you and the other seishi/pristess.
Soi:the whore
Ashitare: Wolfman
Amiboshi: the hottie
suboshi: the evil one
Yui: the B$tc^
Nakago: the sadistic Bas&^@D
Tomo: one who wears to much make-up and is gay
Miboshi: three-eyed bald baby

Well that's the end of our list....Have a nice day.^_^

The Salior Elight

Dear The Sailor Elight,

    Oh, that just stung me to the core, I assure you. How creative. Did you come up with it yourself, or did one of your myriad of imaginary friends help you? I haven't heard such a pathetic assessment of the obvious since Amiboshi observed that Miaka had a
"healthy appetite."

Now run along, child. I'm sure that there's a busy street nearby that is simply screaming to be played in.

Ashitare

Dear Amiboshi,

*Thinks of Amiboshi screaming someone to death* Cooooooooool... So you didn't die? Yokatta! *Hugs him* You're too cute to die! I said that about Hotohori too, but he died anyway. *Pouts and lets him go*

Okay, time for my retarded question. I don't remember which episode it was, but remember when Miaka got sick from the juice of the forgetfulness leaves? Was it necessary for you to undress to help her? Not that I had any objections... *smiles in a manner that is slightly evil*

Umihebiza no Miko

Dear Umihebiza no Miko,

    It really was necessary, honestly. *blushes* Miaka needed chi quickly, and the more skin to skin contact there is, the better it works.

Amiboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

Hmm...I think it's time you poor seishi get a few more serious
questions, neh? ^_^

First off, being the angst-loving wench that I am, I have to ask: Of
everything that we, the fans, actually know from the novels and
anime/manga itself, what is one act that you performed or nearly carried out
that you regret most of all? (If this question has been asked
previously, my apologies. Just say so, and I'll check the archives.)

Secondly, in accordance with the first one, do you feel there are any
events in your life, no matter how insignificant, that would have set
you on a completely different road from where you are now? I realize
that it takes an entire lifetime of events to lead to the greatest
decision made, but look at it this way using this example: Nakago, for
instance, would you have turned out the way you are now only with the death
of your mother burdening you? Do you feel that without the abuse of the
emperor and the death of the girl you befriended in Seiren Den (Taria?)
you may have healed?

Thirdly, is there any seishi in particular that you wish you treated
better/had gotten to know? (Why do I get the feeling I'm going to
receive a startling amount of indifference from these questions from Nakago?)
Moreso, I'm looking for relations in and among your own seishi.

Lastly, if you believe in reincarnation (and I'm assuming you may get
the chance since Tamahome was able to be reborn), do you believe/hope
that you're next life will be far more fulfilling than this one? (I
should hope so.) And on that topic, do you look foward to, perchance,
meeting up with any of your fellow seishi? I realize that's somewhat of a
loaded question, but think about it: I'm sure Soi wants to meet up with
Nakago again, but at the same time, does the idea of making up with any
of your seishi appeal to you at all?

Thank you in advance, and my, er, well wishes, Seiryuu seishi. Also, I
apologize for the length of the letter, but I figured it more
productive if I entered one long letter instead of drawing it out over several
dozen, neh?

Chaotic Serenity

Dear Chaotic Serenity,

Tomo: I don't regret much, really, other than trying to kill Amiboshi, since that got me killed in return. I think my life would have been different if I hadn't been abandoned as a child, but I don't know if it would have been better. I'd like to know Nakago better, and I hope to meet him in my next life.

Ashitare: I most regret killing Nuriko, but that should come as no surprise by now. I think my life would have turned out quite differently if I hadn't been sold to a circus; if nothing else, I would have been free to make my own decisions. It would have been
nice to have gotten to know any of the other seishi better. None of them other than Nakago ever talked to me. And yes, I do believe that my next life will be more fulfilling -- when you've hit the bottom, the only direction to go is up!

Suboshi: I regret killing Tamahome's family; I wish I had better control of my temper. I think my life would've turned out differently if my parents hadn't been killed, or if we had been sent to live with someone other than our horrible uncle. I'd like to know Soi better, because she's actually a nice person when she's not under Nakago's influence. I hope in my next life I can be with my Aniki again, and be happy.

Amiboshi: I wish I hadn't disrupted the first attempt at summoning Suzaku. A lot of bloodshed could have been avoided. I wish we'd gottent to know Soi under different circumstances. She's a very nice lady. I don't know if my next reincarnation will be better or not. Really, my life hasn't been that horrible...just kind of stressful. I know a lot of people who have had it worse.

Nakago: I regret being consumed by my desire for power, since it made my plans go awry at the end. I think I could have healed better if Taria had been spared; her death was the breaking point. I don't care about knowing any of the seishi better, and I don't care about the next life either. It can't be any worse than this one.

Soi: I regret not speaking up more when Nakago was being cruel to Ashitare. I should have, and I was too weak to do so. I think if I hadn't been sold to the brothel, my whole life would have been different. I wouldn't have had as much money, but I think I'd have been happier. I wish I knew the twins better; they're sweet boys. I hope in my next life I can meet them and be reunited with Nakago, and maybe then we can all be happy.

Miboshi: I don't regret anything! My life would have been different if I had had Nakago's powers--we'd have defeated the Suzaku easily. I don't want to meet any of the seishi in my next life, and really I don't think my next incarnation can be better than this one.

Seiryuu Seishi

Dear Amiboshi,

Then how come you speak japanese in the series?

Nozomi

Dear Nozomi,

    I'd imagine that it's because the series was shown on Japanese television. I don't think people would have liked it as much if they couldn't have understood what
we were saying. ^_^

Amiboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

I really don't think that Nakago is all that evil. Of course
my friends are trying to convince me otherwise. Also, I wanted to know
how Amiboshi managed to hide among the Suzaku Seishi. I thought that at
least Chichiri would have suspected something.
Anyway, I love you people, you're so cool. ~.^

Shayana Mya

Dear Shayana Mya,

    Amiboshi managed to hide because he had Chiriko's symbol tattooed on him, and the Suzaku were so excited to have found him I think they were too excited to try and sense the chi. All that matters is that they didn't find out until after the ceremony. And thank you.

Nakago

Dear Miboshi,

You're the only person I can ask about this, oh great knower
of all that is evil. Before Halloween, I got this pentacle charm to go
with my sorceress costume. Now I love the thing and I wear it every
day around my neck. Kids at school come up to me and ask what it stands
for and I'm not sure what to tell them. Lots of overeactive religious
people where I live. One boy was stupid enough to call me Satanic to
my face. I grabbed his collar and demanded he take it back. He was a
wuss, so he said sorry. This happened right in front of a teacher so I
was kinda pushing it. Anyhow, I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean Satanic,
that's an upside-down cross, but I want to know what a pentacle stands
for. Someone told me it was the sign of a good witch...

Umihebiza no Miko

Dear Umihebiza no Miko,

    The pentagram is a Wiccan symbol. It's used in Wiccan ceremonies and magick, which are used to good purposes. It usually symbolizes joy or favorable opportunities. It is not in any way Satanic.

Miboshi

Dear Tomo,

I have a strange feeling that I'm going to regret asking this... *takes a deep breath* Do you know how to keep nail polish from getting screwed up? *Looks at her own nails* That's it! I can't stand it! Where's the nail polish remover!

Umihebiza no Miko

Dear Umihebiza no Miko,

    In your world, you can get a variety of things to help keep polish on. First put on a clear base coat (I can't remember the name of it, but it comes in a small bottle that is sold near the polish). Then put on two or three coats of the polish--Shock Proof works quite well. Then, when it is partially dry, put on a clear top coat. That's the best way I know of to do it.

Tomo

Dear Suboshi,

you are cute. Why do you like Amiboshi that much?
what is your favourite food/animal?
Why do you fall in love with Yui-"sama"?

hodori87

Dear hodori87,

    I like my Aniki because he's kind and takes good care of me, which is basically also why I like Yui. My favorite food is Chinese almond cookies and my favorite animals are dogs.

Suboshi

Dear Nakago,

Just wait until after I graduate college, so I can analyze you.^_^ I've always loved psychology. I have to add, I love your song. Soi's is nice too, but she sings
really fast.^_^;;

Ash-chan, who plans to be a psychiatrist.

Dear Ash-chan,

    When do you graduate from college? I suppose I should be prepared...

Nakago

Dear Suboshi,

I know I know... I was a little harsh last time but you still
are the best in the world! Out of every single *hot* anime character in
the world, you are my favorite! I have every episode of Fushigi Yuugi
and my favorite parts are the ones with you... It's sooo cute that
you're sooo loyal to Yui. She's my favorite girl character so I gueees it
all works out. *sigh* Sorry I wrote such a long letter. I'm so crazed
even my friends think so:D

Asuka Ikari

Dear Asuka Ikari,

    Thanks!

Suboshi

Dear Soi,

What do you do when a guy just won't shut up and leave you
alone? It's nothing serious, but it's not cute. If a guy can be cute and
annoying at the same time, I'm okay with that. But this guy is just a
loud, obnoxious dumbass. *Eye starts twiching* Must... control...
fist... of... death...

Umihebiza no Miko

Dear Umihebiza no Miko,

    Tell him to knock it off; if that doesn't work, ignore him completely. Usually if they don't have an audience, they quit.

Soi

Dear Soi,

Ummm... about your talent. No, not the lightning, the other one. When you strengthen Nakago's ki, wouldn't that weaken yours?

Umihebiza no Miko

Dear Umihebiza no Miko,

    Yes, it does. But i don't mind giving my chi to him.

Soi

Dear Amiboshi,

is it humanly posible to make your chi kill people in the way of flute music(not that it matters, i can't make the danm thing make a sound!) if so how long does it take to learn and does it work like perjectile spit balls.

luv rene

Dear luv rene,

    It didn't take me very long to learn, since it's a talent I was born with. I simply use my flute as a focus so that my chi will work in whatever form I want to. I don't shoot balls of chi like Tamahome does. ^_^

Amiboshi

Dear Tomo,

Why do you insist upon wearing all of that dreadful make-up?
It's bad for your skin, you know. Besides, you have such a cutie-guy
face!

>KAT<

Dear >KAT<,

    It's Chinese opera make up, so it's part of my costume as well as most people find it intimidating. And, incidentally, being told I have a "cutie-guy face" doesn't really make me want to take it off.

Tomo

Dear Nakago,

I have this huge problem that only u can solve.(Kinda of
blushes) ok I got to tell u the truth.I, yes I am in LOVE with u but I don't
want to be a rival of Soi because I also like her very much.(Jumps over
u before u realize it and kisses all over your face then suddenly comes
back to her own position reallizing Soi's eyes glowing red in anger and
about to throw a lightning towards me but stops seeing me hide behind
Nakago.)
So,I was telling HELP ME PLLLLEASE.

Jellisen

Dear Jellisen,

    And, what, precisely, do you want me to do about it?

Nakago

Dear Amiboshi,

Hi Amiboshi,* runs up and gives him a hug* How are you doing? Are you doing anything for Thankgiving? I'm doing okay just really tired all the time and i get to go and see my new baby cousin...I'm so excited....Thanks for writing me back.^_^ Hazel is doing really good to. Her and I got to go to a play called Mouse Trap. The author of the story is Agatha Christie, she writes murder/mystery books. She's really good, you think it was a certain person that did it but it's actually the other person. sorry, i like to talk alot... anyway, Hazel is going for her motorcycle licence today. I'm going to call her later to see if she passed..I hope she did because we plan on going to the mall to shop like crazy. Also, I'm going to start classes for driver ed pretty soon and once I get my licence I can drive my favorite car around....my new 2001 Ford F-250 Super Duty pick-up truck. I love that truck. Hey, what kind of car do you drive..If you have a car? * ding-dong* Opps, be right back *goes to see who's at the door* Never mind, it was just the T.V. *starts to blush* silly me............ Well, you know how Hazel and I are in the marching band? Well we made it to playoffs this year so the band ,of course, had to tag along so that we're there to support the team......We didn't win but it was a close game but the bad thing about the whole thing was the half time show. Our band director had us skip the beginning of the show and start at the middle and then he cut off the rest of the show when it was about to get good because we ran out of time. we do the same thing at home and away games, I didn't see the diffrence for this game. So, of course, I was as mad as a hornet and final broke my mood swing towards the end the game. * clock starts to chim* opps..I'll talk to you later. oh, I almost forgot.. Remember when I wrote you about it being Hick day at our school for the pep-rally???? Well a
Hick is a farmer. see ya.

Luna

Dear Luna,

    It sounds like the two of you are having a very good time! I didn't celebrate Thanksgiving this year. We tried it once, when we first heard about it, and it didn't turn out very well - Tomo dumped a bowl of cranberry sauce on Soi's head, and a major food fight ensued. I don't have a car. It sounds like your instructor needs to come up with a better plan on how your band should perform at these football games. How
was the play, by the way?

Amiboshi

Dear Nakago,

I don't get slapped much... And you're the one who seems to have thier brins a bit rattled... ^_^ Anyway I'm off to get some food for Miaka. Bye-Bye Mr. Puffy-Poo! (Don't ask... I think I drank I drank a little too much...)-_-

Tamahome

Dear Tamahome,

    It's too bad that you're drunk; it won't hurt as much when I chi-blast you!

Nakago

Dear Tomo,

Yippee. I'm currently sitting at my computer, too afraid to
get up or even to run to my father. I really hate having this fear of the
night. The littlist sound perks me and make me alert, and makes my
heart beat even faster. I have a feeling that someone is watching me.
Gee, life is great, huh?

Frightened Ash-chan

Dear Ash-chan,

    If you're that scared, you need a counselor to help you through it. Your school probably has one that could help you.

Tomo

Dear Soi,

Thanks for the advice! I try it and tell you how it works out!
^_^ By the way... It's still kind of weird having my friends calling me
Yui... I don't think I'm Yui... Am I? Oh well anyway, this time I
brought you some sake (That is if you drink acohol... ^_^;) and some crab.
Enjoy! ^_^

Kitty-chan

Dear Kitty-chan,

    I'm glad I could help. Thanks for the sake!

Soi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

Oi, how come Ami-baby and Cutie-Suboshi-Baby-YoYo-Boy
sometimes have green hair. You two look so cute with the blond! Nakago never
has to put up with green hair! Just wondering

>KAT<

Dear >KAT<,

    It's just a mistake in the coloration. Our hair is really brown.

Amiboshi and Suboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi,

Yeah! The Weakest Link is showing in the Philippines. Let's
play! You have 2 minutes and 40 seconds to go.

Here are our 8 contestants:
Nakago, Soi, Amiboshi, Suboshi, Tomo, Miboshi, Ashitare and Tamahome.

(OK i'm not mentioning how much you guys won, first of all I am too
lazy to write it)
2:39
Nakago, you go first. How many seeds are there in seedless grapes?

Nakago: None.
2:36
Correct. Soi, is there a character named Kim in Miss Saigon?

Soi: Yes.
2:34
Correct. Amiboshi, what does "MIDI" mean? (I dunno too)

Amiboshi: (Says whatever it means)
2:30
Whatever it means. *rolls eyes* Suboshi...

Suboshi: Bank!

Who sang I'm a Slave 4 u?

Suboshi: *thinks* 2:27...2:26...2:25...2:24... Britney Spears?
2:21
Correct! Tomo, how many dwarfs did Cinderella have?

Tomo: None.
2:20
Good one. Miboshi! Complete "Moonlight Densetsu". Gomen ne sunao ja
nakute, yume __ __ __ ___.

Miboshi: ...no naka nara ieru...

2:16
Ashitare! In Wedding Peach, is there an Angel Rose?

Ashitare: No.

2:14
Great. Tamahome, what mythic object is said to help you obtain your
youth again?

Tamahome: *thinks as time passes by* 2:12...2:07... 2:04...1:59...
*thinks and thinks* 1:42...*more thinking and thinking until...*
0:01...piece of cake! wishing fountain?

O:00
Oops...time's up! Sorry, Tamahome, that's wrong. It is the Fountain of
Youth. Now, you only banked once. So, who will be the weakest link?
Statistically everyone is the strongest link... but Tamahome that is...

Who will be the weakest link? Vote now, guys! And what do you think
about it? My new friends, Andria and Jenna asked me to write it. Is it
hilarious?

crystal_tiara17

Dear crystal_tiara17,

    Mildly amusing.

Nakago

Dear Suboshi,

Dear Mr. Suboshi...........where did you go? I looked for you
this morning....you weren't under my bed where you always are.....you
weren't there to greet me. Didn't you want to go outside and play today?
We coulda had fun, imagining that were cowboys........or we could have
been jets, soaring through the air....I looked for you...all day....all
day. I had a nightmare, Suboshi! I--I had a nightmare about
Tamahome...he--he was telling jokes!! You---you weren't there......you weren't
there to give me happy thoughts...why, Suboshi? Why?
Where.........Suboshi, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?!? *Sniff*.....*sob*....where has...all
the.....happiness gone?
What am I going to do......? Suboshi....my best friend,
Suboshi.......are you out there? Are you................are you........anywhere?

Timmy

Dear Timmy,

    I think maybe you've taken too much medication...

Suboshi