Dear Tomo, *shakes head while still laughing hysterically* I meant beating u in magic, ya throw pillow!!! Chichiri could beat u in magic with his hands behind his back! *keeps laughing* HEHEEEE!!! Ayame no Miko

Dear Ayame no Miko,     *chuckles* Oh, really? Did you, perhaps, actually watch this series? Chichiri was completely under my control. His magic pales in comparison to mine. Without Amiboshi's interference, Chichiri would be carrion for vultures in the desert! Tomo

Dear Ashitare, DORK CHICHIRI?! EXCUSE ME?! *raises her chi threateningly* why I oughta... chichirismuse

Dear chichirimuse,     ...get a life and a sense of humor? Ashitare

Dear Nakago, heyy...as a concerned fangirl, here's some advice to lighten up when you start feeling very lonely.^_^ 1. eat yoghurt( especially the strawberry flavored ones. they're great) 2.or you could squeeze some yarn or a soft toy. NO CANARIES.):>( but don't let anyone see:P) 3. well....talk to soi? but you already do that ritee... 4. or you could talk to me XP 5. visit some Nakago-shrines. it'll boost your ego 6. try some hershey's toffee chocolate( sorry if i'm starting to sound like mibaka, but they taste very good XD) 7. or you could dance to linkin park music( sometimes it makes you even more depressed. to avoid that, NEVER listen to the lyrics) 8. gak! running out of ideas...but here's what I always do...write a poem or paint a picture to express myself. it works, and it makes people feel proud of themselves. 9. cry( don't worry. big tough baddies do it all the time.) okay..thats it. not much, but it works for many people. hope it works for you. ciao!please don't laugh at me for putting all this ridiculous stuff.^_^;( this is also to any other person who is experiencing depression.) some idiotic fangurl

Dear idiotic fangurl, Nakago: I do NOT cry. Soi: Talking to me is a good idea, though. Actually, a lot of these are excellent ideas is you're feeling unhappy.... *Suboshi, envisioning Nakago eating yogurt and squeezing yarn, is rolling on the floor laughing* Seishi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Ahem. 1st question: What were your opinions on your experiences as Seiryuu no shichiseishi? I've seen quite a few theories and assumptions in this area, but would like an answer from those who experienced such first hand. 2nd question: If you could choose what you reincarnated as, what would you choose to be? I've always wanted to know if personalities are actually involved in this kind of thing. No offense meant to Miboshi, of course. Not that I like him, but it's not polite to abruptly start spewing hate mail. 3rd and final question: What are your true opinions of the Suzaku seishi? animefan

Dear animefan, Amiboshi: I try to look at the positive side of things. I think things turned out for the best, though I wish there hadn't been so much violence. If I could be reincarnated as anything at all, I think I'd actually like to be a bird...maybe a nightingale. I like the Suzaku Seishi; they're all very nice people. Suboshi: Being a seishi brought me a lot of pain--being sold into slavery, losing my brother...things that never would have happened otherwise. Plus, I did a lot of things I regret. As long as my next life would be better than this one, I don't care what I'm reincarnated as. As for the Suzaku seishi--I hate them all!! Ashitare: I learned several lessons, none of them positive; I really don't like talking about it. If I could be reincarnated as anything, I'd either like to be an English Professor and Author or a simple wolf...though at this point Professor sounds better than wolf due to the endangered species issue. The Suzaku Seishi are very honorable and have their good points, even if they do have a tendency to be dull goody-two-shoes. Nakago: I agree with Suboshi on all questions. Soi: Being a seishi got me out of being a prostitute and led me to Nakago, so I am grateful for my seishi powers. I'd like to be reincarnated as a person, but in a peaceful situation with loving parents. I always wished for that. I respect the Suzaku seishi for the most part (I'm not very fond of Tasuki). I'm jealous of them, too...they had such close friendships and people who loved them.... Tomo: Being a seishi was generally a positive experience, moreso than my life before. I'd like to be reincarnated as a person, but in a different time, and not within the Chinese opera, which was a brutal experience. I find the Suzaku seishi boring and lacking in taste. Although I admit, some of them were blessed in the looks department. Miboshi: I enjoyed being a seishi; being able to summon demons whenever you like has its perks. I'd like to be reincarnated as the same thing. The Suzaku seishi make good demon chow. Seishi

Dear Ashitare, **cracks up** Some of these nitwits are great for a good laugh, wouldn't you say? That, um, "bread" guy (or girl) was rather frightening. I really don't think you Seiryuu seishi get enough credit. Okay, so you didn't come out on top in the series. You still summoned your god first, even though things happened that couldn't not have been helped. You were all very good villians... although I don't think you, Ashitare, were meant to be a villian. You're far too sophisticated for that. **grin** Anyway... I'm going to read more amusing letters. I needed to laugh today. Ja! Kei-chan

Dear Kei-chan,     I am your humble entertainer, my dear. It makes me glad that someone appreciates my attempts at wit. I have let the other seishi know of your regard for them as well; rest assured, your kind compliments will be long remembered. Ashitare

Dear Miboshi, I think cool. Have you ever seen that other anime Slayers, cause they got some awesome spells. What are the names of the spells you use? I think your so cool, but I thought it was very stupid of you to go in Chiriko's body and kill him. I mean you just had to kill him, didn't you? Not trying to be mean, but come on. That was stupid. Aisha Clan-Clan or Raisha

Dear Aisha or Raisha (okay, so which is it?),     My spells don't have names. And as for Chiriko, you may have forgotten that Tatara killed me first. I needed a body immediately in order to do any more damage, and Chiriko was the easiest target. Certainly, I'd have perferred a more powerful one, but I didn't have any choice in the matter. Miboshi

Dear Ashitare, Hello, how are you? I'm Aisha Clan-Clan a Ctarl-Ctarl which is a cat kinda like you. I'm Melfina Starwind an android! I feel so bad that you have Nakago as a translater! Anyway, we are thinking about writing an Ashitare of Notredome. We think your cute sweet and cuddly. Aisha:"I think your a cutie pie!" I feel so terrible that Nagako kills you, I was sad. All you ever do was do what he says and then he goes and kills you. Who in the world are you parents? Which was the wolf or the human?WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! Melfina and Aisha Clan-Clan ^^

Dear Melfina and Aisha Clan-Clan,     While I appreciate the adulation and the sentiment of this work of fiction you are offering... *ahem* Well, I fail to see how casting me into a story of violence, deformity, and sexual obsession is appropriate. Ashitare

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, To all the Seiryuu Seishi, If you were to eat the same thing for the rest of your entire life, what would it be? (mine would be sushi:P) Jials or The Big Bad Pervert

Dear Jials, Nakago: I would want shumai. Amiboshi: Probably spring rolls and cake if I didn't have to worry about getting fat. ^_^ Ashitare: For a connoisseur such as myself, that thought is far too depressing to contemplate. Suboshi: Baodsa (steamed meat buns) and Chinese almond cookies! Tomo: Pearl balls. Soi: Moon cakes and jasmine tea. Miboshi: Egg flower soup. Seishi

Dear Soi, Basicly, had things been different and all the seishi were friends living it one place and all. Myself and the Suzaku no miko wer very good friends and she moved away for about a year. Tell me what would you do. Go down and drag ger back or leave her be? Soi of the real world

Dear Soi of the real world,     Depends on why she moved. Soi

Dear Suboshi, Hew how come you killed that lil girl actually all them little kids in Tamahome's family? dint you feel bad? i know i would of but no offence but Tamahome really kicked your but! ^^ bye-bye! Mt.Reikaku Bandit Kylie

Dear Mt Reikaku Bandit Kylie,     Of course I felt bad about it. And are you happy that Tamahome beat on me? Suboshi

Dear Nakago, My reply to you Nakago, of course I wasn't paying attention to your pathetic nonsense, your completely boring, talk, talk, no sense of humor. Why did you lick and kiss tamahome? But I do feel sympathy for you about your past. And you looked pretty cute when you were young. P.S. Did you ever truly loved Soi? Seraph

Dear Seraph,     Well, if you don't pay attention, you're destined to ask stupid questions. As for Tamahome, I did that to startle him, and it worked. And yes, I love Soi. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Ryuuseisui Girl: *To Feather Girl* You b%*&@! You threatened my Suboshi-chan! *Is restrained by Wolf Girl and Evil Monk Girl* Feather Girl: *To Ryuuseisui Girl* I had every right! He killed my Tomo-chan! *Is restrained by Lightning Boy and Shogun Girl* Flute Girl: Now hold the phone a minute you two! We can't have World War 36 happening here! *To seishi* And I MEAN WW36. WWs 3-35 have already happened between these two over Tomo and Suboshi. Ryuuseisui Girl and Feather Girl: KEEP OUT OF THIS, FLUTE GIRL! *Wrestle free and leap at each other* *Huge fight ensues* Flute Girl: *Eyeing carnage* Umm, anyone here wanna stand by for medical assistance? The Seven Seiryuu Siblings

Dear Seven Seiryuu Siblings,     *Tomo and Suboshi share a long look and back away from the girls slowly* Better have Amiboshi on hand for healing, although we doubt he could fix this. Better go find Mitsukake. (Suboshi: And please don't call me "chan"! I'm not a girl!) Suboshi and Tomo

Dear Soi, I was reading a letter recently sent to you by a person called "Larrais". She (or he) mentioned two series called "La Blue Girl" and "Lady Blue". I know what these series are, I've seen them. Both are hentai series, and rather predictable, as hentai goes. You know, grabby tentacles and all that. Although I believe "Lady Blue" was a bit better, as far as the story goes. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know what the person was talking about. By the way - I personally think that Nakago merely enjoys being with you in bed. And out of it, of course. Mitzi

Dear Mitzi,     Thank you. We know of the two hentai series, but I've never seen them, so I couldn't accurately compare them. Soi

Dear Tomo, I'm Aisha Clan-Clan! I think your pretty cute! You would yoooou be interested in going out with me? I mean you don't have to. I just wanna ask you something. WHY DO YOU THINK NAGAKO IS HOT?!?! He's so sick! And mean! But I think your funny! Gotta go! LOVE YAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Aisha Clan-Clan

Dear Aisha Clan-Clan,     No, thank you. I'm not interested in women. And have you looked at Nakago? Tomo

Dear Nakago, I think what dark chichiri's letter means (start of translations)*If kuto wasn't at war with konan, would you still hate the Suzaku seven, beacuse some of you don't seem really evil. Amiboshi and Soi seem like reasonable people, hell i have a major problem with them.*(end of translation) Matura

Dear Matura,     Thank you, but even translated, it doesn' make any sense. Why does this person have a major problem with Soi and Amiboshi? Nakago

Dear Nakago, A few questions, for one of the best looking bishounen out there ^_~ 1) I have a friend who really likes Tamahome, and another one is obsessed with Hotohori, yet they just don't see how great you are. How would I go about curing them of that awful disease? 2) How did you get so damn sexy? 3) What is the best way to go about torturing Tamahome? 4) Why does everyone hate you so much? You're an awesome villain.. K.L

Dear K.L.,     I don't know the answers to 1. and 2, but #3 is: Very simple. Injure Miaka somehow, or injure his friends. Or, follow Suboshi's lead... Nakago

Dear Soi, Soi, I think you're beautiful and strong. Nakago and you could've been a sweet and romantic couple. But have you ever thought that you are too good for Nakago? You looked sooo cute when you were young! I'm sure Nakago loves you too... Elia

Dear Elia,     Thank you for your sweet compliments. I never thought I was too good for Nakago; in fact, I always thought he was too good for me! Soi

Dear Nakago, Nakago, how do you deal with clingy and possesive fangirls?(referring to a friend who likes to go: you can't have nakago! he's miiine!! ) *rolls eyes* can you please tell me so that I can use that method to GET RID OF MY ANNOYING FRIEND'S ATTITUDE?? ( by the way, i'm a huge fan of yours.:) and I can't stand clingy fellow fans.) and by the way, if you were playing truth or dare, which one would you choose, and why? annoyed Nakago fan

Dear annoyed Nakago fan,     Well, I chi-blast them, but you'll have to come up with your own solution. I would choose truth--I can only imagine what people would think up for dares. And here I am thinking of what TOMO would come up with....*involuntary shudder* Nakago