Dear Seiryuu Seishi, ::A little boy dressed like Amiboshi walks up:: Trick or treat! You guys are cool! Can I have an autograph?! Kamada

Dear Kamada, Suboshi: That's so cute! *All of the seishi give him some candy and other treats* Seishi

Dear Nakago, *all sad and stuff* Gomen nassai but i failed....I tryed so many things to get his head on the pike. But sadly...none worked....i tryed just choping it off perhaps im not discreat enough to accomplish it. *glares at Suboshi*But i sware to you my love I will one day! *gives him some cookies he made instead* Tamahome

Dear Tamahome, Nakago: *takes the cookies* You know I don't tolerate failure. You'll have to do more to make it up to me. Suboshi: *laughing* You're really pathetic. Just cut off the idiot's head when he gets drunk and passes out! Just how dumb are you, anyway? Nakago and Suboshi

Dear Nakago, guess what your an idiot too! maybe i should have sesshoumaru put your head on a pike!!!! bet that wouldnt be fun would it! anyway summoning Seriyuu is a waste of precious time! Kylie said so! and besides i think the only reason you hate Tasuki is cause that he killed Soi but he was really trying to kill you *feels bad for poor Soi* see even certain people risk their lives to save you!!!!!!!!! Rei-Rei

Dear Rei-Rei,     What is "sesshoumaru"? And the gods know, "Kylie" is the authority on war and celestial affairs. Forgive me if I'm not convinced. Nakago

Dear Soi, Hi *smiles and hugs her* your nice....^_^ How come Nakago-sama doesn't like my Uncle Shun'u....? Lita

Dear Lita,     *hugs her back* Thank you. Nakago and your uncle have a long history, and they've been fighting for a long time. Tasuki hurt me once, and Nakago hasn't forgiven him. Soi

Dear Nakago, All:Hi Sir Nakago! Ling Ling:We want to tell you something that you might want to know.... Lung Lung: That's right...*holds her fan alittl cross her face* We found out a woman..told Tasuki about you want to kill him... Lou Lu: Not to mentain....if you want this woman dead...we'll be glad to do it for you...We also know the woman named Guni Ryuuzaki that ruined our plans in the past.... So what do want to do? *evil smile and shows her fangs* The Demon Sisters

Dear Demon Sisters,     Go right ahead. Nakago

Dear Ashitare, Doesn't the 'Nakago will translate for you' thing sound like a suspicious plot to prevent you from bad-mouthing him to your fellow fans? M!sdeme@nouR

Dear M!sdeme@nouR,     It's been a problem in the past, but now I ask Amiboshi or Suboshi to translate for me when I have something less than glowing to say about our fearless leader. Soon, I shall master the keyboard, and then I will need no translation. Ashitare

Dear Tomo, I have a few questions for you... 1)I would like to know what your makeup stands for. 2) I would like to know what KIND of makeup you use. (I can;t find any lipstick that lasts! Wah!) and 3) Would you EVER date a girl? Rashii

Dear Rashii,     1) The blue is loyalty, the black is strategy, the white is evil, and the red and gold are for the dynasties and for godly qualities. 2) It' sunlikely you'd be able to find my makeup, and I don't use lipstick. But Tsutsuji says Clinique Long Last lipstick is very good. 3) No. Tomo

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Dear Seiryuu Seishi(specially to Nakago-sama ) Hey . I'm a very 'boyish' sorta girl, in the sense that I like playing first-person shooter games, or real-time strategies...like Counterstrike, QUake 1,2,3, Warcraft 3 blablabla and I don't go drooling over those stupid boybands (no offense to anyone out there) , I prefer rock, gangsta rap,etc. My mom says it's because I might have been influenced by my bro when I was a kid...and at first I didn't expect my boyishness to create problems for me. Now in my new school( I changed) , all the girls single me out just because they think I'm different..and well, I don't think much of them either. ALl their life ,they can only talk about boyfriends, cute guys, and the same sorta thing day in day out. THey even tried to make other people isolate me, so one day I lost my temper and I punched one of them in the nose. That girl was telling a whole lotta people that I said horrible things about them, which I couldn't do since I don't EVEN KNOW THEM. SO in the end, her nose started bl! eeding like crazy and I was scolded by the disciplinary teacher and blablabla ( " Why can't you be more like a girl?! SO violent!!!") and when I went back, I got even more from my stupid parents. I don't have anyone to talk to now, and I feel so angry. No one wants to be my friend now, and my parents don't even want to talk to me.Sometimes I wish I could wake up in the morning knowing that I can go back to my old school, where I know people really like me and respect me for the rough-n-tough person I am. What should I do?? Worried, Irritated,Enraged Badass Tomboy

Dear Tomboy, Nakago: The important thing is to be strong and proud of who you are. I know how lonely it is to be an outsider, but eventually it does pass, and you find people who appreciate you for what you are. Ashitare: I know from experience how difficult it is to be different and isolated. Whatever you do, don't change. It will be hard but you will eventually find people who are able to appreciate you for who you are-- don't waste your time with abusive jerks no matter how badly you want a friend. Keep reading, as well, since books are always there for you... Amiboshi: Don't become someone else, but try to control your temper. I guess the best you can do is ignore those girls, since it'll only get worse if you do anything else to them. Can you find boys to be friends with instead of girls? You'd probably get along with them better. Soi: Don't change just to accomodate people like that. Just be yourself, and you'll meet people who like you. And we're always here if you need us! Seishi

Dear Amiboshi, Hello Amiboshi, i'm Niyaka. And i'm from Nepal. I'm a great fan of urs and ur brother Suboshi. I really like you and you are a very generous and kind hearted person to save Miaka from that wild cat when she got hurt by falling(i think). And u tried all your best to save Miaka from not getting fooled by Tomo's tricks in a shell. But some questions for you, how did you feel drinking that green medicine from your brother's mouth? Did you fallen in love with any of the girls or had/have a crush on a girl? Why did u let go when Miaka tried to save you from that current river which you tried to escape? I don't want to ask you further 'cause u might not have enough space to reply me. But it was very happy and exciting sending a letter to the person i really like(alot). PS: I hate none of the people in your group, i love them all. And thats the truth. Thank you. Thank you once more... Niyaka

Dear Niyaka,     Hello Niyaka! It's good to meet you. I mostly felt sad when I drank the kodoku from Suboshi, because I knew he was the one that would end up suffering the most. I let go when Miaka tried to save me because it was the only way that everyone would think I was dead - that way I could hide from the other Seiryuu Seishi. I had a crush on Miaka, and I also loved a girl named Touka, once. I'm glad that you don't hate anyone. You must bea very kind and generous person! Amiboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Hi! Holly-chan desu! I have a few questions /comments for you all! Nakago: Do you need a hug? Soi: Will you teach me how to use lightning and things like that? You're awesome! ::waves "Soi is #1!" flag:: Ashitare: What form do you prefer? Wolf or...yeah...the other one? Tomo:......::Shudder:: Amiboshi and Suboshi: ::Bows to the greatness of the 'Boshi twins:: Will you two be my older brothers? I've never had brothers before...I'll be obediant! I promise! I'll give you candy too! Miboshi: Do you ever just possess someone for the heck of it? I mean...Sitting around with your top thingy all day -has- to be kind of dull. Oyasumi! Holly-chan

Dear Holly-chan, Nakago: No. Soi: I can try, but that seems to be a power unique to me. Tomo: "Shudder?" What's that supposed to mean? Amiboshi and Suboshi: Sure, we'll be your brothers. Miboshi: It's a PRAYER WHEEL and I only change bodies when I have to. Seishi

Dear Ashitare, Are u trying to insulte me if so, i know u can do better.... Piro

Dear Piro,     Are you attempting to spell? I know you can do better... Ashitare

Dear Nakago, I have been wondering this for a long time.Are you related to Akio Ohtori(the junior chairman of my school Ohtori Academy in the Revolutionary Girl Utena universe)?The reason I think so is because you both manipluate people but I like you much better(because Akio sleeps around.)Anyway will you tell me if you are related to him. Maiko Tenjou the Dark Rose Bride/Duelist

Dear Maiko Tenjou,     Not that I am aware of. Nakago

Dear Tomo, are you really that talented or is it because of your makeup which i believe has ...*erie halloween nose from somethign outta sci fi* ...powerz.....o.O Minako-chan

Dear Minako-chan,     I am truly talented. the make-up is only for added effect. Tomo

Dear Tomo, I'm 14 now. My b-day was on the 30th. (like soi's...)Okay, I'll draw you the piccy and send it to ya. ^_^ I just hope Nakago wont kill me...... You wont show him, or if you do, you wont let him get me, right? Cool.Halloween RULES!!!! My favorite holiday of the year. What's your fave holiday? Did you dress up as anything special? Well, take care. Kalypso

Dear Kalypso,     Congratulations! Thank you for the picture; please send it to Tsutsuji and I'll get it. We'll post it in a fan-art gallery if you want us to. My favorite holiday would be Chinese New Year! Tomo

Dear Nakago, Tell me - has anyone ever mentioned to you how much you look like a blonde version of Hotohori You do! <snickers> Oh, this is too funny... The FY and Shopping Goddesses

Dear FY and Shopping Goddesses,     I don't see any resemblence. Nakago

Dear Amiboshi, hey long time no letter, Well I thought I better cheak up you know see how things are going. God I miss wrting letters to you guys mainly you. I bought you something as a thank you *pulls out a gold flute with egyptian/chinese symbols etched on it* I really have to thank you for how much you helped me. I must have all the luck in the world ^-^ oh I mad you these *pulls out a shirt and nice pants to go* I know they arn't the best but.....you know. *puts out her hand to shake his* I know you don't like hugs....*eyes get teary* Urei

Dear Urei,     It's good to hear from you again! We've missed you too. ^_^ Thank you very much for the presents...but aren't they a bit expensive? *shakes hand* Amiboshi

Dear Soi, I'm sorry I forgot to e-mail ya on your birthday.... We have the same b-day, cool, huh? Well, late happy birthday! (gives cheezcake)Take care, Soi. Kalypso

Dear Kalypso,     Thank you so much! Did you have a happy birthday? Soi

Dear Tomo, err, youve probably heard this before but you look ALOT better without the makeup. ummm I have a small request, it was my birthday on the 23 of october and I was wondering if you would do somehting nasty to Soi for me??? PLEASE??? oh and my Friend Mina Sakura says that you give her nightmares cause she went and watched the episode where you die late at night (not my fault) that all I guess oh and say hello to Ashitare for me Hotaru

Dear Hotaru,     I'd do something nasty to Soi anyway, but certainly, I'll do that for you. *Soi shrieks in the background* Ashitare says hello back. Tomo

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Hi! It's me again! here to annoy you for my own pleasure. Ok, you said you could not find my story a few weeks ago so I'll give you the exact address. Maybe that will help. The fanfic I would like to have you read is entitled 'man I feel like a woman' http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=153706 Melyn the Otaku (please don't hurt me...)

Dear Melyn the Otaku, Now this is just cruel...funny, but cruel. Why would you do that to us? Seishi

Dear Soi, Um... why DON'T I hate Tomo? 1. He tricked my aniki (Chichiri) 2. He tries to take Nakago from you... I hate anyone who steals things from people 3. He's mean to you, and ur cool 4. His make-up is screwed up 5. He needs a hair cut 6. He carries illusion worlds with him... yeesh! Now then, Soi, why do u hate him? Ayame no Miko

Dear Ayame no Miko,     It would be impossible to list all the reasons I hate him! Mostly I hate him because he's pompous and sadistic. Soi

Dear Nakago, I heard you're very very good at being sarcastic. It so happens I have to be well...sarcastic most of the time,now that I've just made an enemy who likes to annoy the hell outta me, so can you give me some good pointers on delivering some good stingers that'll really destruct her ego? Nakago Admirer

Dear Admirer,     Well, it really depends on what she says to you first. Give me an example. Nakago

Dear Tomo, Friends is ok with me, I love your make up (I'm putting on some like it on halloween) But it makes me mad how people make fun of you, I was on my bus and these people (ahem.. Cameron and Kyle) were making fun of you, they are like "Tomo is a Homo, I mean what kind of weirdo" Then I'm like "you better not diss Tomo" and they stopped for a little bit but likw usual they started again. What should I do to defend you? :'( Atsumi

Dear Atsumi,     Just ignore them. People who don't recognize true greatness when they see it aren't worth your time. Tomo

Dear Nakago, Do you like to play chess, I think you'd be really good at it! Alita

Dear Alita,     Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. Nakago

Dear Tomo, Honestly now, who is better looking? You or Nakago? <you sans make-up, of course, you bishounen, you!> Crazy Tomo Fan

Dear Crazy Tomo Fan,     Nakago. Tomo

Dear Suboshi, Sometime do you get jealous of Amiboshi geting love letter from girls well Im a girl well Amiboshi and me are friends.Well don't love you but I like you.Suboshi would you be my friend to.Tell Amiboshi I said hi. Allen B

Dear Allen B,     I'm not jealous. Aniki deserves all the attention he gets. Sure, I'll be your friend. Suboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, HELLO!! It's Jials, the Big Bad Pervert who asked u guyz about the 'forever ' food thing. Here's another wacky question. Ahem...can you think of any good insults for a certain *************************************************** girl I know. ^_^ I think my friend YP( YP: Sorry for the long letter) mentioned her before. Japanese or English, all are welcome!! Jials the Big Bad Pervert

Dear Jials, Ashitare: How about "Plebian, tasteless worm that actually enjoys reading Faulkner." Amiboshi: I'm not very good with insults, really. I think the others will come up with much better ones than I... Suboshi: Eh, I can think fo a few, but our site is PG so... "baka yarou" isn't too bad. Tomo: I like "philistine" if your friend has the mental capacity for it. Seishi

Dear Nakago, *dances around Nakago and sings childish taunts* I know something you don't know! I know something you don't know! I know something you don't know! Rouge the idiot

Dear Rogue the Idiot,     I highly doubt that. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Dear Seiryuu Seishi. 1) To Nakago: Allo..my 'friend' introduced me to this site. Question: How would you get rid of a fat ,annoying hippo of a girl who thinks that she's the greatest at everything ( Jials The Big Bad Pervert: yeah the flabby putz) ? 2) To Soi: Heyy! You're sooo cool!!!! Ok, down to business. If you had a choice, would you deep-fry Miaka or would you just stab her all over before you kill her. I cannot make up my mind. Please help me. 3) To Ashitare( Jials: the 'stylo' man) : Hi! I'm a big fan of yours, even if you hate cats.( Jials: o.O) uhh....uhh.....*tongue-tied* ..between german food and italian, which one would you choose? or maybe thai? vietnamese? mongolian? 4)To Amiboshi!!!: HALLOO!!! SO GLAD TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU FINALLY!! Do you really like Miaka? ( Jials: Do zebras have stripes? *sarcastic*)( To Jials: Eiii dun b sarcastic 2 me ah..I'M SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND YOU DUMMYY!!!! HAIYO.) 5) To Suboshi: Umm...(Jials: She likes you so she doesn't know what to say. What a freek)( To Jials: Oooo reaaallly *dangerous voice* Don't forget I know where you live) HIII!!! 6) To Tomo: Ehhh ..how do you look like without your makeup? Jials told me that you look even more attractive without your makeup on.( Jials: @#$%^&**&^$#@) She was supposed to show me your pic but she NEVER showed. AHem. NEVER SHOWED ME.*nudges Jials* 7) To Miboshi: I'm really impressed with the monster-controlling thing.(Jials: She was wondering whether you could use it on her mom)Damn chun!! ( Jials: Chun is Malaysian slang for really really cooool) YP ,Jial's cold-hearted fren(Jials: I--)(To Jials: SHUT UP LAH)

Dear YP, Nakago: Chi blast. Amiboshi: Yes, I do really like Miaka. It's nice to meet both of you. Suboshi: Umm, hi. Ashitare: There is no choice. Italian, of course. It's my favorite cuisine, though I enjoy cooking most others. I do like cats, actually...they're quite good when sauteed lightly in a white wine sauce Soi: Ashitare, that's disgusting! As for Miaka, whatever would shut her up the quickest. Tomo: There are lots of places to find those pictures. Miboshi: Thank you, and no. Seishi

Dear Tomo, Since I am just too weird, can I please be your imouto? I know you won't go for me 'cause I'm a girl and all, so.. ^_^ Please? Rashii

Dear Rashii,     I suppose so. Tomo

Dear Miboshi, Did you know that Hoptohori has a kid who looks just like you? (In one of the OVAs, I think) Cat

Dear Cat,     I do NOT look like Boushin! Miboshi