Dear Soi, I have a message to all girls out there! You don't need to be a size 2 to still be attractive! I think that as long as you are healthy and are comfortable with yourself thats enough! Some of us are just tall and big bonned by nature and can't help it.So to all people out there love yourself for who you are! cute

Dear cute,     Absolutely right! I can't add anything else...excellent letter. Soi

Dear Tomo, Most talented of the Seiryuu seishi, maybe. The most talented of all the seishi is Chichiri. Chichiri's my dude. ^_^ And the worst-dressed of the seishi. *dissappears* Xelloss Metallium

Dear Xelloss Metallium,     Yes, I agree. Chichiri is the worst dressed of all the seishi. Tomo

Dear Tomo, Let me refresh your memory.Does the name Tenkou ring a bell? Priestess Tokiko

Dear Priestess Tokiko,     Of course. what about him? Tomo

Dear Nakago, Oh my gosh..remind me never to go to the Suzaku site again...you wouldn't believe how many morons write in and defame you Seiryuus...stupid halfwits.And what's up with everyone there?! All of the Suzakus are too nice!! There's no feeling of malevolence whatsoever! How terrible.Oh yeah anyway, to the point, what do you do with the other Seiryuu Seishis during your free time? The Malicious Duck Plushie

Dear Malicious Duck Plushie,     Ridiculous, isn't it...I'd be bored if I was that nice all the time. I spend all my spare time with Soi. Nakago

Dear Ashitare, :) Thanks for that advice...finally there is someone who appreciates the true essence of friendship. Anyways, here's something in return ^_^ *hands Ashitare a Chinese Kungfu tea set with five packets of tea* Enjoy! ^_^ Jials the Forever Grateful Pervert

Dear Jials,     Thank you, my dear! I always appreciate tea - I drink it constantly when I read. I'm quite glad that my advice helped - feel free to contact me if you have problems again. Ashitare

Dear Tomo, O_O *walks in* What is this place? *sees Tomo* EEEEEEEK IT'S A CLOWN!! Oh, wait... Tomo... ano... Hotohori

Dear Hotohori,     Well, hello there. Make yourself at home....*takes out shin* Tomo

Dear Nakago, Read the suzaku seishi site! i made you apologize! I made you apologize! ^_- The only one allowed to call me any kind of "filth" is Filia, however, Nakago. I dunno why I even put up with that. ^_^; *dissapppears* Xelloss Metallium

Dear Xelloss Metallium,     I read it, and you haven't really captured the correct voice. It doesn't sound at all like me. Obviously the Suzaku Seishi didn't buy it either, which shows that they do have some brains between them, which is more than I can say for you. Nakago

Dear Nakago,  The reason I gave him to you is because I would be very happy if you could whip him or something. Maiko Tenjou

Dear Maiko Tenjou,     I suppose I could. what will you pay me to do it? Nakago

Dear Miboshi,  Would you ever, ever, ever, ever...like, you, know...*waggles eyebrows at him* Not-So-Sharpie

Dear Not-So-Sharpie,     What? Miboshi

Dear Soi, You know, I have a friend that was much obsessed with a lesbian. I tried to convince her that she must stop her craziness or else it will turn out that she, too may become a lesbian. But she was not bothering to listen to me. Tell me what to do! Mimi

Dear Mimi,     Why would it be a problem if she was? Leave her alone; her sexual preference is her choice. Soi

Dear Ashitare, Opposable thumbs? Really? Then how do you read that wonderfully large book colelction of yours that I've seen? (Speaking of, I was wondering if you had an original copy of the Universe of Four Gods nestled away in there somewhere...) Silver

Dear Silver,     I have claws and a keen mind. To repeat an old joke: Very carefully. Ashitare

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Hey!!! I just read some of the most beautiful stories ever!!!!!!They were about Nakago and Soi. The first one was really funny were it was Nakago's birthday and Soi,Tomo,and Meboshi atemted to bake him a birthday cake! It was soooooo funny! But it turned out nice for Soi because Nakago said he loved her at the end! The 2nd one was the most romntic were Nakago said that he hated Soi and sent her and Tomo on a mission together. While away Soi was bitten by a poisones snake and became sick ( the weird part was that Tomo was really concernd) to where she almost died! But Nakago feeling gulity come to see her and through his love healed Soi! If you want the sit I can give it to you. Anyway here is my question.Would you guys like to adopt a little girl? See you all later! Lady A

Dear Lady A, All of us are familiar with Julie Farel's work. She writes excellent stories. Soi: I might like to adopt a little girl, if she really needed me. Nakago: I don't want to adopt anybody. Suboshi: Me neither. Tomo: I don't have time to have any kids. Amiboshi: Er...just wondering, but why do so many people want us to adopt them? Doesn't anyone have a family of their own any more? Ashitare: You realize, in order for us to truly adopt anyone, they'd have to be dead. Miboshi: Depends, is she an evil little girl? Seishi

Dear Suboshi, You run a close second to Amiboshi. You're both good-hearted... :P Nyah, Nakago!! Xelloss Metallium

Dear Xelloss Metallium,     Wow, thanks! that's nice of you. *sticks tongue out in Nakago's direction* See, some people like me! (I hope I don't get chi-blasted for that) Suboshi

Dear Tomo,  Tomo! My nails are a disaster. I read the advice you put on before to get them to grow out and look good, but I have a nervous habit of chewing on them! I can't get out of it! Should I start wearing gloves or something to stop this really stupid and sometimes embaracing habit? Fire Elf

Dear Fire Elf,     There are two ways. First of all, you can get a bottle of liquid that looks like clear paint (I can't remember the name) that's specifically to stop nail biting. It tastes horrendous, and should put an end to the habit. Or, you can keep your nails painted all the time...if you use two coats and a top coat, it should be very hard to bite through the nail, as well as the taste is less than pleasant. I hope that helps. Tomo

Dear Amiboshi, You're by far the best of the Seiryuu seishi. Xelloss Metallium

Dear Xelloss Metallium,     Why, thank you very much! I'm not sure if I really deserve the compliment, but it's very nice of you to say. Amiboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, *sneaks into room* GOSH!! You wouldn't believe what a relief it is to find a bunch of intelligent and mature people for once!! After being with the Suzaku Seishi for too long, your brain sort of starts to grow fungus. I can relate to you guys better anyways, oh yeah...I was just walking about the mall and I figured you guys wouldn't mind these...* hands a snake beanie-baby to each seishi* hehe sorry if they seem a little childish, but I find them quite kawaii ^_^'' Just a small token for you guys...oh yeah and they're flammable so be careful around them with that flamethrower,Miboshi *grins* Jials the Intensely Relieved Pervert

Dear Jials, Amiboshi: I don't think they're really that bad...but thank you for the beanie baby! Suboshi: I can see how that could happen. They're way too nice for their own good. Thanks for the beanie. Ashitare: Two words always spring immediately to mind when I think of the Suzaku Seishi - "Well-meaning" and "Stupid". I sympathize with your frustration, my dear. Nakago: I can understand that. Soi: Thanks! It's nice to know you enjoy our company so much. That makes me very happy. Tomo: Indeed, it shows you have excellent tastes.... Miboshi: I accidentally set the beanie on fire. Can I have another one? Seishi

Dear Tomo, *a 21 year old man with gray/white hair and gray eye because one is covered by a patch steps in wearing Hokkan attire* Um hi.I'm Hikitsu, one of the Genbu 7.I just want to apologize for my girlfriend and priestess' actions.Oh and my priestess' name is Tokiko in case you forgot.She gets carried away sometimes. Hikitsu

Dear Hikitsu,     Thank you. Keep her away from the cookware. Tomo

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, I'm so happy!!!!!!!!! I just got my first kiss from a boy!!!!! It was wounderful! Do you remember your guyes first kiss? If so what was it like? Gentle Woman

Dear Gentle Woman, Nakago: I don't remember. Soi: I don't consider my "customers" real, so my first would have come from Nakago. It was wonderful...nothing in the world like a first kiss. Ashitare: I've never been kissed. Suboshi: It was Yui...I don't think she liked it as much as I did, but hey, I have to keep trying. Amiboshi: My first kiss was Miaka. I remember it as a bright spot in all of the war and death, even if it was kind of confusing. Seishi

Dear Miboshi, What is your favorite spell? Hot head

Dear Hot head,     I like my demon summoning spells best, although muting Suboshi is fun. Miboshi

Dear Nakago, *appears* You better NOT chi-blast them!! - -; You'd better go apologize to the Suzaku seishi for real too!! And if you try anything, Nakago, the Suzaku seishi are under my protection. So there, Nakago. And get a better haircut. You look like Gourry who took fashion advice from Filia. ^_^; *dissappears* Xelloss Metallium

Dear Nakago,     Don't hold your breath. Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, * rushes in with hair sticking out in random directions* Glad you guys liked the presents...now I don't even have enough money to buy myself a sandwich XDXD Oh yeah! Miboshi!! The Tamahome doll is new and enchanced! If you poke it in the eye its right leg will swell up XDXD don't ask. myra is quite proud of that little gimmick XDXD oh yeah !! Happy very very belated New Year! ^_^ sorry if I seem very 'hyper', but I was chased by a swarm of angry suzaku seishi fans just now for setting fire to their chichiri dolls (mwahhahahahhaaaaa) so anyway, what are all of your New Year resolutions? Jials the Frazzled but Extremely Satisfied Pervert

Dear Jials,     Thanks for the doll! It's great. We posted our resolutions a previous week; look in the archives. Miboshi

Dear Amiboshi,  That's good. ^_^ Can you do me a favor? Play a alittle song on your flute for me please? I would really enjoy it alot. Thank you. Guni-chan

Dear Guni-chan,     I wouldn't mind! What would you like to hear? Amiboshi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, hehe...sorry about my sis jials..she's just kinda fired up about one of the letters that was posted at the ask the suzaku seisshi website and everythin(jials in background:annoying blondie??? ANNOYING BLONDIE??!!! DAMN THOSE ANTI-NAKAGO FANS!! THEY CAN JUST TAKE THEIR LETTERS AND STUFF IT UP THEIR-) hehe sorry...my sis just had to say that...i dunno why they all say hes mean though. he seems very nice to me and everythin myra

Dear myra, Amiboshi: Nice isn't exactly a word I'd use... Nakago: Thank you for your support. Suboshi: Nakago? Nice? What Nakago did you meet? Ashitare: My dear, are you and your sister on crack? If so, would you mind sharing, because it must be some good stuff... Seishi

Dear Nakago, Hmm...welll....I can't really think of any good reason for you to kill him...I'll try asking Suboshi though. The mental image of him decapitating Harry Potter is strangely pleasing. Draco Malfoy

Dear Draco Malfoy,     I'm sure he'd do it, too, if the price is right. Nakago

Dear Tomo,  I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOU SO VERY FREEKIN' MUCH!!!!!!!!!! What an adorable little bastard you are!Why are you so cute?! Are you an angel?!(ya look like one)You have a great ass!Did you notice?Do you get lots of questions like that?Your so cuddley!!!!Yer hot!Did you like that guy who shot you in the head?Did it hurt when it happend?you poor poor baby!!!Yer illusions are so cool!Luv ya bye bye. Nick

Dear Nick,     Thank you for the compliments; you have excellent taste. As for Tenkou, of course I don't like him. Tomo

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Firstly,Happy New Year.You guys must have gotten quite a few Christmas presents,huh?Anyway,my best friend has been depressed of late and I'm rather worried about her.I try to crack jokes to lighteb her up but it doesn't last to long.Her problems are the common family ones but I'm not to good at advising;she's got an attitude anyway and sticks to what she believes.The thing is,I don't want to see her so sad(it reminds me of some 'stuff').Got any advice? P.S.-Sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes or for causing any trouble. Arashi

Dear Arashi, I know this sounds silly and simple, but have you tried just sitting down with her and asking what's wrong? Tell her that you noticed she's kind of sad and that you're worried. Talking always helps. Amiboshi

Dear Ashitare, *glomps the sonnet book and starts reading* Mh my goodness! How did you *know* I was looking for a copy! *gives him a great big hug* You are so underrated..I think I'll go talk Watase into giving you a better role.. Flame the Whip Girl

Dear Flame the Whip Girl,     I suppose I'll just say "intuition" and leave it at that. Everyone should have a copy! Yes, please do talk to Watase, my dear, I feel like I got shafted by her. Ashitare

Dear Nakago, Why did you really heal Soi after her failure on killing the Suzaku group? I mean is it out of love, I know you loved her but on those times you didn't realize it, or you know that you can use her still? Pat

Dear Pat,     "Heal" Soi? What are you talking about? Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, ok.... I need a spot of help, ok my best friend who lives in another city from me has a boyfriend that lives in my town and goes to my school that i hooked her up with and they seemed to love eachother very much.. but then i also got a boyfriend shortly after which is my best friend's boyfriend's best friend and stuff and then i found out that my best friends boyfriend is bisexual and has a crush on my boyfriend, and now my boyfriend is paranoid and wont come out of his house and my best friend is crying because she just lost her boyfriend and my best friends boyfriend feel guilty about eveeything and its really hard to help them all! What do I do? jocie

Dear jocie, Amiboshi: Maybe try talking to them and just getting them all calmed down. Ashitare: I'm afraid that situations such as this cannot be fixed, my dear. The best that you can do is be supportive to all of them and not take sides. They need to sort themselves out. Soi: They need to work it out themselves. Don't take sides; just wait it out. Seishi

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Oh yeah there is another reason why I kidnapped Akio.HE MADE MY BOYFRIEND,SOUJI MIKAGE LEAVE THE SCHOOL! Maiko Tenjou

Dear Maiko Tenjou, Ashitare: And this justifies committing a felony how? Amiboshi: Maybe you should try to calm down a little. Be reasonable... Suboshi: I don't know, seems like a weird reason to kidnap someone. Whatever works for you. Seishi

Dear Nakago, Heh heh....gomen...^_^ *waits until u turn ur back and dumps ice on yer head, glomps u, and runs away* Kwee (the screwy squirrel)

Dear Kwee,     Did you know you can make meat pie out of squirrels? Nakago

Dear Seiryuu Seishi, Happy New Year,I only wish I felt the same.My parents have changed me to a new school,a private one and not a government school.I find it hard to make new friends there and even worse,everyone there is completely immature.I can't stand them!They're 14 years of age and still they act like 3 year olds!I hate the school principal and I hate those kids that think they're too good to be friends.I was never mean to them but still they treat me like dirt.They're so proud of what little 'talent' they have when it is no talent at all.They draw like my five year old cousin and still think that they're so great.If you read they're 'stories' you'd be glad that you're not they're grammar teacher!Still they're so proud of themselves and unlike my previous school mates,I cannot give them an honest opinion or I'd end up friendless for the res of the school year.I have absolutely no fate in the people there anymore. Triste

Dear Triste, Amiboshi: I'm so sorry that you're having problems. Try to keep an open mind, though. There might be other people in the school that are shy and quiet and looking for a friend. Just keep looking and don't get discouraged. Soi: I'm sure you can find someone there to be friends with. Just be yourself. There are others like you; they just may be hard to find. Ashitare: Just remember that books are always there and not judgemental... Suboshi: And remember, e're always here if you need to vent! Seishi