It lit up the sky and hit the nest of two birds who
had been having 'fun'. It was in front of the quite
regular house of Liberty and Julez. The two girls ran
outside to see what was up, after hearing the
terrified screams of two poor birdies. Julez mouth
dropped open as 8 figures appeared where the lightning
struck.
"That was COOL!" shouted the shortest figure who
was.... bald!
A figure with extremely tall spikey hair was cursing
under his breath, and trying to wipe off his costume.
"Why thank-you Gohan, that was just what I needed, my
new suit, ruined, because you blew CHUNKS ON IT!!!!"
Someone just about as short as the bald kid pouted,
"It's not my fault I had spaghetti for lunch! You know
traveling between dimensions makes me sick!!!"
Right about now Julez had recovered from shock,
"UMMMM......." she said, " Ehhhh, who are you?"
"Well, Julez, It looks like 7 ummm....'normal'....
people, (minus the way-freaky clothes) and a... well
how should I put this---" replied Liberty.
"An extremely tall person with antennaes, pointy ears,
and did I mention, HE"S GREEN FOR GOD"S SAKE!" yelled
Julez.
"I guess you're right, I think we can safely label him
an alien." Liberty said backing away. "Let's leave now
....."
"Good idea"
Meanwhile The-Green-Man was looking at himself," I-I'm
an A-A-Alien??? I never guessed!"
The man standing next to him wearing a bright orange
suit patted 'the green one' on the shoulder. Then 2
women stepped forward, "Liberty.... Julez.... Is that
you!?!?!?!?"
"Chi-Chi? Bulma..?"
Everyone went silent for a moment more and then all 4
girls started screaming and hugging each other. The
guys all behind them looked at one another with a
blank expression.
"I-- I think it's a girl thing." One of them
suggested, they all nodded, "ahhhh."
The girls finally seperated, " Oh, here," the purple
haired woman said," I forgot to introduce everyone. Of
course, I'm Bulma 'Duh' you know Chi-Chi too, but this
is my husband-giggle-Vegeta, and our son,
Trunks,"-blush-
Julez whispered to Liberty, "She got married? Huh!
But, DAMN, their son is HOT!"
Chi-Chi took over from there "This is Goku, MY
husband, and our son Gohan"
"Hi" said Gohan in a small voice. "And this is my
friend Krillin"
Liberty leaned over to whisper in Chi-Chi's ear," Is
there any reason why an 8-year-old would be bald?"
Julez looked up (and I mean UP) at the green person,
" And you are.. what, experiment-X escaped from High
School Chemistry Class?" she snickered.
He crossed his arms and stood up taller(if that is
even possible) "Now you watch it before I-"
"--And this is Piccolo, he's a .... Well..um.. "
"An Alien" Liberty and Julez replied imediately. Bulma
pushed them a little.
"ANYWAY...." Inturrepted Chi-Chi, "We were all just
standing around and decided to give Earth a little
visit! We were going to look for you and see if we
could stay at your place for a while.. heh heh...
please????"
Liberty looked at her blankly, "HHMMMM." she said
loudly. " I don't know Julez, what do you think?"
"Well it may be a problem considering, we really don't
have room for you guys in our
*cough*cough*DIRTY*cough* VERY small house!"
Bulma got a pouty look on her face.
"But I'm sure we can squeeze you in somewhere, O.K?"
said Liberty with an overly plesant smile on her face.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. "But first things
first," she said with a very serious expression on her
face. "We absolutely WILL NOT be seen in public with
you guys wearing those clothes."
Julez and Liberty looked at each other " TO THE MALL!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music Playing)
*~*~*~*~*~*
Julez tapped her foot while she waited for everyone to
come out of the dressing rooms at the department
store.
The first one to come out was Gohan. He was wearing
pants that were about 10 sizes to big, and a big baggy
orange sweater. He also had a baseball cap on.
"Let me see," Liberty muttered stroking her chin. She
flipped the cap on so it was backwards and gave him a
silver chain necklace. "Oohh, you are too good!"
Liberty said kissing the air.
Julia leaned over "All he needs to do now is scratch
his balls every 5 minutes and he can be a
mini-rapper!" she whispered.
"I heard that!" Chi-Chi said stepping out of her
stall. She was wearing dark blue flares, black pumps
and a spaghetti strap shirt. "Dynamite!" Liberty
cried!
"Thank-you, Thank-you," Chi-Chi said curtseying "but,
Gohan is not wearing that!"
"But mommy, I like it!" said Gohan, he tripped over
his pants and fell flat on his face. He looked up,
"Don't worry, I'm A-OK." He got up again, " I'm sure
I'll get used t- ahh!!" he fell on his face again.
"ok, so maybe the pants should be a tad smaller..."
said Liberty.
Chi-Chi crossed her arms "Hmph."
Before anything else could happen, Trunks came out
wearing some loose dark-blue cargo-pants and a
dark-green hoodie over a white t-shirt.
Liberty looks over at Julez, whose mouth was wide
open, and her eyes all big, "Something's missing..."
Liberty said, and smiled as she heard Julez whisper,
"Yeah, ME,"
"I'll be right back.." Liberty said and ran to get
some extras. She came back with a pair of Matrix
sunglasses, a can of hair gel and a comb. She gave him
the sunglasses and started doing his hair.
"Hey, don't touch the hair," He said trying to keep
his head out of her grasp
"Trust me, hon" she said "you'll look 100% better
after this." He finally gave in and let Liberty work
her magic. Julia walked over to Trunks as Lib was
doing his hair.
"Soooo." she said casually, "do you have a.... you
know....a......" she was sitting next to him on on the
bench Lib had forced him on.
"A what?" Trunks said dumbly.
"................."
"A girlfriend." Liberty said from behind. Julez gave
her the evil-eye.
Trunks looked a little embarrased, but before she
could say anything Bulma came out.
"Soooo..... " she said doing a little twirl." Whaddaya
think??" she said.
"Juussssttt a second..." Liberty said, still
concentrating on Trunks's hair. Bulma's eyebrow
twitched.
"She LIVES for fashion and dressing people up." Julez
explained. "And she's really good at it."
"ALL-RIGHT!!" Liberty shouted. Trunks hair looked
shorter and it was a little spikey, in other words, he
looked H-O-T!
Liberty clapped "Thank-you, Thank-You" she said
bowing, she turned to Bulma. "OHHH!!! You are kickin'
girl!! WHOOO!"
Bulma was wearing a short-short kahki skirt and a cute
white shirt that said 'Bad Kitty'
"I still don't get my shirt, though, I'm not a cat!"
she said.
Liberty pounded on the nearest door " Are you done
yet?! I'm opening the door" A wrinkly old lady was
inside out wearing a shirt that said "Sexy Granny" on
it and eyeing a black bra.
Chi-Chi started to laugh as Liberty 's eyes bulged and
she slammed the door closed."Ooopsies!" she said.
Vegeta walked out of his stall then, wearing a pair of
army patterened pants and a black tank. " Check me
out ladies!" he said.
"Bra-vo Liberty!" said Bulma strutting over to him.
Julez coughed "Um.. sorry to spoil your fun, but there
are children present."
Actually Gohan wouldn't have seen anything anyway.
He was on the floor.
He'd tripped so many times he just stayed there.
"Oh..uh, sorry hun" Vegeta said to Bulma "Later" he
whispered. Bulma squealed.
"UM- Not in my house you're not! shouted Lib and Julez
together.
Vegeta and Bulma pouted.
"What's wrong Vegeta," said Krillin as he walked out.
Sporting knee-length cargo shorts and a Nike t-shirt
he looked pretty good... Except his 'lack of hair'.
"Slammin' outfit Krillin!" said Julez " You just need
one more thing"
" Really! whats that?" Krillin asked.
"A hat!" Liberty said pulling out a Yankee's hat.
"Come on you 2 losers! Hurry it up!" Liberty called
suddenly, she stopped as she heard someone humming in
one of the stalls. "Um... is everything all right in
there???"
The door slowly squeaked open.
Goku was leaning against the wall wearing a trenchcoat
and a tophat, flipping a coin.
He was still humming his own little theme song "Dunh
dunh duh doonnn." He put on the trademark
detective-voice "The name's Ku." he said darkly,
"Goku!" After a moment of silence, every one burst
out laughing, even the "Sexy Granny" lady who had just
come out.
After catching her breath Liberty asked him " Where
did you get this coat?" she said trying to keep a
straight face.
"The woman was angry, I could see," Goku went on in
his detective voice "but I decided to play along 'what
coat' I said." Everyone burst out laughing, Trunks was
rolling around on the floor - ruinning his hair.
"Actually" Goku said in his regular voice, "that nice
old lady over there said I could have it." Liberty
almost choked when she saw that Goku was pointing to
the lady in the "Sexy Granny" shirt.
"What!?!?" Liberty shouted!
"She gave me a couple condoms too, but I politely
declined."
It was Chi-Chi's turn to shout, "WHAT!?!?!"
"O.K, O.K., " said Liberty, "But I still have to see
how you look."
Goku put on his deep voice again "I couldn't believe
she wanted to do a strip search, but I had nothing to
hide." Chi-Chi slapped him on the arm as every one
started laughing again. Goku did look pretty good
though, he had on some swishies and a baggy sweatshirt
that had stripes running down the sleeves.
Suddenly Piccolo stepped out. "It's about time loser!"
said Julez.
"Actually.....um...." said Piccolo squirming. " It is
a bit tight." he bent over to see something.
RRRIIIPPP!!!!!!!! Piccolo stood straight up, looking
very red, and backed back into his dressing room stall
slamming the door .
"I think he'll need some new clothes." she said.
She tossed over an over-sized Eagles jersey and a pair
of XXlarge jeans.
Piccolo screamed and then laughed nervously "T-thank
you. heh-heh"
"He screams like a girl," Julez laughed.
Liberty turned around to look at everyone, "At least
now you all look normal so- AAHH! TRUNKS WHAT"D YOU DO
TO YOUR HAIR!!" she screamed. Liberty ran over and
attacked Trunks with the comb and hair gel.
"That time it was not me!" said Piccolo "And, I don't
scream like a girl!!"
"C'mon, while we're young!! " said Julez.
Gohan got up from the floor- his nose was getting
sore- and asked Liberty, "How are you gonna pay for
all this Liberty?"
Liberty thought for a while "Hmmm. Julez will!" she
said and quickly walked away.
"WHAT!!!" Julez yelled.
"That wasn't me either!" called Piccolo, "And I'm
almost done."
"What do you think I have enough money?" said Liberty
to Julez. "I'm always short on cash- You on the other
hand have plenty! Besides, you can always just....
ah.... make them ....work... the money back...?..?"
Gohan looked scared, a cloud forming above his head.
Inside was a picture of Julez laughing evilly with a
whip in her hand.
Julia looked really angry. "Fine! But don't expect
anything else while you're here!" she shouted to
everyone.
Piccolo came out and Julez stomped over to the
register, everyone following her at least 10 steps
behind.
The cashier added up everything, "That'll be- Whhooo-
$769.84."
Julez looked like she was about to go on a shoting
rampage. She reached for something in her back pocket
reeaalllly slowly.
"SHE"S GOTTA GUN!" Someone shouted every one dropped
to the floor, except for Trunks who was too busy
staring at her butt to notice. Julez grabbed something
and smirked at everybody around.
She pulled out a....
a......
a.....
a checkbook Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Every one gasped as she reached back again, it was
a...
a...
a...
a pen.
Another sigh of relief.
Julez scribbled out the amount on the check and
handed it to the cashier.
" Have a good day!" he said. Julez gave him the 'yeah
right' look as she walked out of the store. The others
followed as she headed for the entrance to the mall.
"Okay first we need to go to the video store to pick
up that movie your boss wanted and we'll go from
there." Liberty said trying to cheer Julez up.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music
Playing)~*~*~*~*~*~*
At the video store, Piccolo was watching one of
Eminem's music videos.
Yeah, just go an' *BEEP*it yeah yeah just
*BBBEEEEEPPPPP* it all!
I was *BEEP*in' it all *BEEP* oh yeah *BEEP*BEEP*BEEP*
Whoo just go *BE-EP*
Picccolo thought to himself,
"Wow! he sings about the same stuff I think about."
" Who is that guy ?" He asked Julez.
" Who him? Oh that's Eminem. " She answerd
" You mean this guy ? " He pointed to the M&M guy on a
M&M package.
" No stupid, this guy. Duh!" She said as she pointed
to him in the magazine she was looking at.
Goku and Vegeta were watching a WWF match.
"Ooooohhh! Thats gotta hurt!" Vegeta said as The Rock
just whapped Triple H in the head with a folding
chair.
" I could take that guy down like Piccolo in happy
land." Goku said
" You can say that again." Vegeta said
" I could take that guy ..down....like...heh heh."
" Shut up!" Vegeta said
Piccolo was leafing through a Playboy magazine.
Suddenly he opened it all the way open "WOWWEEEE!!!"
He said.
Trunks came by and took a peek. "Hey!" He whispered
"If you want to get a girl like that you got to act
'casual' '"
"Right." Piccolo said.
They both pulled out a pair of dark sunglasses.
"Lets go get some chicks!" Trunks said
" What!! " interrupted Piccolo " I don't want to date
a chicken!! "
*~*~*~*~*~*(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music
Playimg)*~*~*~*~*~*~*
MEANWHILE....
Bulma was dragging Vegeta towards a Victoria's Secret.
"Awww, come on honey, I don't wanna go in there,"
Vegeta said.
"Oh, really... I'll model for you...."
"What are we waiting for?!?!? Let's GO!"
Back in the video store, Liberty had a sudden idea,
she grabbed Gohan and Krillan's hands and raced to the
nearest beauty salon.
Lib set Gohan down on a stool, "O.K hon, First, we
gotta change the hair!" She whipped out a bottle of
instant hair color- "Let's get crackin'!"
Krillin tries to get a look at Gohan from behind
Liberty, but he couldn't see a thing.
After a few minutes, she steps back and starts to
cackle evilly. She actually looked pretty scary with
those plastic gloves on and her head thrown back.
Liberty spun the stool around so Gohan could look at
himself in the mirror.
His hair was now firey orange and standing up straight
like Vegeta's, only shorter. It looked like his head
was on fire.
"I dunno..." Gohan stuttered. "I just don't think
orange is my color..."
"Oh, It's definitely you!" Lib reassured him. Krillan
was in the corner, doubled over in silent laughter.
Lib spun around with a make-up bag in her hand. " Oh,
ho-ho! Think that's funny do ya??? You're next!"
"N-No! Uh-Uh! You wouldn't ..." Krillan was slowly
backing away, but he couldn't escape "AHHH!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music
Playing)~*~*~*~*~*~
Bulma was now dragging Vegeta away from Victoria's
Secret. "Please honey- Just one more outfit!" Vegeta
was wailing.
"How 'bout not!" said Bulma. "Let's go find Goku." she
said sternly.
They searched the mall for 15 minutes before they
finally found him. He was in an arcade, glued to
Resident Evil 2 and-- losing horribly, Chi-Chi was
yawning near-by.
He shot at a zombie and missed by a good ten feet,
"Take that you...umm" he started to shout.
Vegeta was watching from behind him "Man you suck," he
said
"Hmph, and you could do better." retorted Goku. He
aimed for another person and hit the wall.
"Um.. Lemme think- Yes."
"Wanna bet?"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music
Playing)~*~*~*~*~*~
Julia was stuck with the big losers, Trunks and
Piccolo. "Well, Let's make the best of things, Come
on!" Julez headed into a candle shop.
"What!" complained Piccolo, looking at the incense
"You don't pick up girls in a....... WOAH!" Piccolo
bent down and started sniffing all the insence, pretty
soon, he was feeling a bit woozy.
Trunks was watching Piccolo who had been dancing
around with a strange smile on his face for about 10
minutes now. "Well, Piccolo is now officially high."
he said.
Julez brought him some more candles to keep him
company. Piccolo looked aggravated. He turned around
and started yelling at Julez, "I said I wanted
Rainforest Breeze, not Sunday Flowers!" Julez dropped
the candles looked up a good two feet, grabbed
Piccolo's collar, and pulled him down so they were
eye-to-eye.
"Oh, poor baby," she said " You're not pissed, are
you? 'Cuz if you are, you can go shove these candles
up your fat ass! Now shut up, or you're not getting
anything." She let go of his collar and pushed him
away.
Trunks was laughing his butt off, ruining his hair
once again.
"What th' hell are you laughing at?" Piccolo said
gruffy.
Trunks laughed a bit more then said, "Nothin' much,
except you just got told by someone 2 feet shorter
than you!"
"Let's go," said Julez," And Trunks, don't let Liberty
see your, hair, or she'll probably have a cow!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music
Playing)~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chi-Chi and Bulma had finally pulled Vegeta and Goku
away from the arcade after they spent a good $25
dollers on games- both losing at every single one. Now
they were back at the Beauty salon looking for the
little kids. "Hey Lib, " said Goku, " where's Gohan?"
"Here I am Daddy!"
Chi-Chi screamed "YOU SON-OF-A--! WHAT'D YOU DO TO
HIM!!!"
"Isn't it great!" Lib said.
"Actually, I have to agree with Liberty, He looks
pretty good." said Goku nodding.
Vegeta looked around, "What about Krillan?" he asked.
A young girl with BRIGHT blond hair walked up to
Vegeta and stared at him for a good 2 minutes.
".......K-Krillan....?"
The girl nodded
"HAHAHAHAH! OH-OH-OH!! THAT IS JUST TOO FUNNY!! AHA!!
HOHOHO!!!"
Vegeta laughed (no really?), tears coming to his eyes
"OH! MAN!! WHOOO!!" Vegeta was still laughing, and
Krillan just stood there, looking angry. "THAT IS
HILARIOUS!" Vegeta started to cough. "DOES ANYONE
*cough*cough* HAVE A *wheeze*
CAM-hack-CAMER-hack-hack-CAMERA*coughcoughcough*"
Vegeta was really choking now- he was bending over
hacking and wheezing.
"Vegeta? You OK?" Asked Bulma. She thumped him on the
back, but he kept coughing. "Oh, God!" sighed Julez.
She ran over to Vegeta and thumped him on the back a
couple times. When he didn't change, she put her hands
around his waist and gave him the Heimlich. He
sputtered and a giant blob of loogie flew out of his
mouth and landed on Krillan's face.
Vegeta laughed nervously. Julez now laughing her butt
off, wiped his face off with a tissue. When Julez had
finished wiping him off, Krillan ran towards Vegeta
and started punching him in the *ahem* wing-wang.
" OOOOWWWW!!!! It's O.K. I deserved that!! I am
OOOOOK!!!" Vegeta said doubled over. Liberty ran over
and pulled Krillin away from Vegeta. "Now Now," she
said "such little people should not be so violent."
she said. Krillin turned around and started punching
her stomach. "OOOFF! HELP!! OOUCH OOF!! GET OFFA ME
YOU FREAKIN' AWWW!"
Julez ran over to Krillin and pinched those 2 nerves
in the back of his neck. he stopped hitting Liberty
and his head tilted back, Julez turned him around.
"Oh maaannn!!!!"Krillin said.
"OK little man, THIS," she punched him in the nose,
"is for hitting my sister, And THIS" She punched his
left eye "is for hitting my friend's husband, and
THIS" she punched his other eye "is ..... for...
hmmm... being gay!" Krillin reached for another tissue
to wipe his bloody nose off.
Meanwhile, a VERY hot guy who had been passing by, was
helping Liberty up, and making sure she was O.K.
"Thank-YOU" she said.
"No, problem," he said, "How could I resist saving a
beautiful young woman from the clutches of a crazed, 4
year-old, " he said.
Liberty giggled, "How could I ever thank you?" she
said, the man answered "how 'bout dinner for two?" he
said smiling.
In the backround Chi-Chi was coughing silently
"corny!!! corny!!!" she whispered to Bulma.
At the same time, Trunks was talking to Julez, "Man,"
he said, "you're a pretty tough gal. First you tell
off Piccolo, you gave the Heimlich to my ol' man, then
you beat up someone half your size, very heroic."
"Oh, Really?" she said blushing, "Why thank-you...I
don't know what to say...."
"Say you'll.... join me for dinner?..?"
Vegeta and Goku were singing "Love is In the Air" in
the backround for Liberty and Julez.
Bulma and Chi-Chi were practically falling on the
ground "CORNY!" they were saying.
Liberty and Julez both said, "Oh, I'd love to!" at
the same time. They both had stars in their eyes and
were practically floating.
Gohan sighed, "Can we GO NOW!! You promised to take us
to Dorney Park!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music Playing)
*~*~*~*~*~*
TWO DAYS LATER.............AT DORNEY
PARK..................
"PleasePleasePlease can I go on Steel Force?!!??"
whined Gohan.
The whole gang was at Dorney Park, along with that
hot-guy-from-the-mall.
Chi-Chi sighed "FINNNNNE!" They all got on the ride,
Gohan (his hair still orange) sat with Krillin, who
now looked like a boy again. Vegeta and Bulma rode
together, Chi-Chi and Goku rode together, Julez and
Trunks rode together, and Liberty and
the-hot-guy-from-the-mall rode together. Of course,
Piccolo was so big, he had to have two seats, all to
himself.
" Uh-Oh. I think I feel those noodles coming back up!"
Gohan said- they were about to go on the first drop.
Well-He barfed and it showered on everybody.
Piccolo was snickering-- he didn't get any on him, but
they went down a giant hill..and..he threw-up --again.
It flew back on Piccolo, Gohan, and Krillin.
As soon as they got off the ride Gohan started dodging
everyone who was trying to smack him upside the head.
The people in charge of the ride had to shut it down
for a bit while they cleaned up Gohan's mess.
"Why don't we try something a bit less exciting,
Hmm??" suggested Bulma.
She led them towards the Bumper Cars. They played in
those for a while, until Piccolo got bored waiting for
them (he couldn't fit into one of the bumper cars).
After that they went to one of the water rides, White
Water Landing, where they got SOAKED!
To dry off, Vegeta wanted to ride another coaster,
"But Gohan'll get sick again!" complained Trunks.
"Eh, give him a barf bag and we'll be fine." Vegeta
said, "This ride is supposed to be awesome!!"
Well it turns out, Gohan didn't get sick this time-
Vegeta did. They went on Talon, and there was so many
loops and twists, Vegeta just couldn't hold it in.
Fortunately, or maybe, unfortunately.... the ride was
moving so fast, that all the barf just flew right back
into Vegeta's face, so he was the only one who got
disgustingly dirty. But after they got off, Vegeta
smelt SO bad, that Julez made Liberty buy him a new
shirt.
The next coaster they went on, they wouldn't let
Vegeta get on. But this time, Gohan got sick again-
and so did Krillin, the only one who got barfed on was
Julez, who was sitting between them. To put it mildly,
she got angry!
As soon as they got off the ride Julez started cursing
them off.
When Liberty told her to calm down, Julez told Krillin
and Gohan to go blow themselves and stormed off.
'first you're havin' a good time at Dorney Park when
suddenly find yourself next to 2 gay people' Julez
thought
Krillin inturrupted her thoughts " Ewwwwww! You got
bad breath!!"
As the gang walked towards the game section, Krillin
and Gohan decided to take Julia's advice and started
blowing on each others arms.
Liberty was watching, and after a while she started to
get annoyed. "What are you two doing?"
Gohan looked up and smiled, "We're blowing each
other!"
Liberty gasped, "YOU NASTY...!!!!" she whapped themon
the head, and seperated them.
After she walked away though, she decided it was just
hilarious and burst out laughing.
At the game section now, Chi-Chi and Bulma were trying
to hold back Vegeta and Goku from wasting more money.
Piccolo was trying to play the ring-toss game, and
well, the best way to put it is that he sucked.
He kept missing, and after a while he got really mad.
"You *BEEP*n' game Go *BEEP* the other games!! That's
right just go *BEEP* yourselves!!!" Piccolo shouted.
Gohan was staring at Piccolo. Suddenly Chi-Chi hit
Piccolo on the arm "Not in front of the little
guys!!!"she yelled.
"Mommy?"Gohan asked " whats a *BEEP*?"
"Uhhh......heh..heh....ummm...Well honey, it's..
something..people say when they're mad yeah...thats
it...heh...heh."
"Oh well in that case *BEEP* it then!!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music
Playing)*~*~*~*~*~*~*
After Chi-Chi had woken up from fainting, they all
headed for the Water Park. Unfortunately, Piccolo
didn't have a bathing suit, and the only one they
could find that was big enough for him was a pair of
frilly purple and pink short-shorts that an extremely
large woman had left behind.
Piccolo was looking very embarrased, in fact instead
of green, he looked sorta...brown. He was trying to
hide behind the-hot-guy-from-the-mall but..I don't
think it worked....
Suddenly he saw something and started running toward
one of the tables."Oh, Mama!" he said as he left
the-hot-guy-from-the-mall in a cloud of dust. It was
....another....green person, and it was.... a woman.
When all the girls came out of the dressing room
wearing bikini's, Goku, Vegeta, Krillan, Gohan and
Trunks's mouths dropped open. Goku put his hand over
Gohan's eyes, "You'll learn about this later son," he
said.
The women headed out to the water, the guys trialing
behind, but suddenly they all stopped at the edge of
the water except the-hot-guy-from-the-mall, who ran
off somewhere.
"What's wrong boys?" Julez taunted splashing around.
"Uh- Well.......Nothing,..just--I'm not that used to
swimming...that's all. Heh-Heh" said Vegeta.
"Yeah, that's all!" agreed Goku. He stuck one of his
toes into the water and immediately started
screaming,"AAHHH!!! HELP!!! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!
HELP!!!"
Liberty rushed over and pushed him back onto dry
ground.
"Oh Thank-you! You saved me life! How can I ever repay
you?!?!" Goku said gasping.
Lib got a sly look on her face, "Well...." she leaned
over and started whispering in his ear.
Suddenly Chi-Chi appeared," A-HEM!"she said pushing
Lib away. "What were you whispering to my poor
innocent husband???" she said pushing her.
"Chi-Chi..." Goku mumbled turning red.
"Take a wild guess Chi-Chi!" Lib replied shoving her
back.
"Why you little-" Chi-Chi slapped Liberty and tackled
her to the ground.
"CHIC FIGHT!!!" yelled Gohan-and instantly a crows
appeared.
Lib and Chi-Chi were rolling all over each other
clawing and biting.
"You go girl!" someone shouted,
"WHOOOO-HOOO!" yelled some strange guy.
The crowd kept yelling and screaming, but then, a
whistle blew-
"Wave pool!" shouted the life guard- the crowd pretty
much dissapeared and headed to the pool.
The two girls looked up at the lifeguard.
Chi-Chi had a dazed look on her face."ooohhh, he is
hot!"
"You can say that again!" Lib agreed, and they both
headed towards him.
"That went well."Trunks said .
"Goku..." Vegeta started, "Aren't you gonna..."
"Oh right....." Goku charged over to the life guard
and dragged Chi-Chi away.
"Sorry hon, looks like you've had enough water for
today.." The lifeguard conveniently ignored the
you're-lucky-we're-in-public look Goku was beaming
over at him, and concentrated on Libby, "Hey
pretty-girl, what you doin' here?"
Meanwhile, Mr. Hot-guy-from-the-mall had gotton onto
one of the water-slides. As he was about to get into
it, he shouted over,"Hey Liberty watch me!!!" As he
started down the tube, everyone notices a sign above
the slide,
Under Construction- Do Not Use! Especially YOU!
The lifeguard charged over to the slide
"Nooooo-ooooooooo" Lib shouted in slo-mo.
"Hoooot-guuuuy-frrooom-thhhe-mallll!" (still in
slo-mo)
The lifeguard was baywatch running now.
The slide went down normally for a while and then
stopped, it looked like Hot-guy-from-the-mall was
gonna fall straight past a ledge and then into the
African Safari part of the Amusement park.
The lifeguard had reached the ledge now and looked up
in time to see the guy coming out of the slide,
unfortunately, his swimming trunks had stayed on the
slide, and he was... well....nude. "Oh SICK!" he said.
Liberty shouted to the lifeguard- "you've gotta save
my boyfriend!'
Hot-guy-from-the-mall was about to pass the ledge, and
hearing Liberty shouting the lifeguard paused for a
moment-
INTERMISSION
*~*~*~*~(Scooby-Doo mystery music playing)*~*~*~*~*
"Oops" the lifeguard said, watching
the-hot-guy-from-the-mall fall down screaming. "My
bad."
The lifegaurd sadly walked bacck to Liberty.
"Uhhhh.....I'm so sorry, well...this is so hard for me
to say.....actually it's not the little bastard fell
off the water slide before I could get a hold of him."
"OHH!!!! WAHHHH!!!! EH, that's all right, I'll live."
Lib said wiping away fake tears.
" Oh...uh...well in that case...." He looked at Goku
who mouthed "yeah". "My name's Davis....what's yours?"
He asked sweat-dropping.
"It's Lib...Hey I'm hungry you wanna go grab a bite to
eat?" Lib said with no problem.
"Sure!" Davis answered.
"Hmmmmm." said Krillin "looks like a happy ending for
everyone. Piccolo gets his green-lady-friend, Goku
gets Chi-Chi back, Vegeta has Bulma, Julez gets
Trunks, and Liberty got that hot-lifegaurd."
Gohan looked around and said frowning, "But we don't
have anybody!!"
Krillin held Gohan's hand "We get each other!!" he
said.
Gohan smiled " Wanna try that blowing thing again?"
THE END
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music
playing)*~*~*~*~*~*~
Liberty: How'd you like it??
Julez: Scooby-Doo mystery music?????
Liberty: Eh...Don't ask.
Julez: and that last line..."let's try that
blowing thing again???"
Liberty: I though it was pretty good
Julez: It was stupid
Liberty:.......*sniff*sniff* you make me feel so
loved.
Julez: Why didn't you give
the-hot-guy-from-the-mall a name??
Liberty: He wasn't cool enough
Julez: You went out with him for a while!
Liberty: For a day! Besides- he's well....*sniff*
kinda dead!
Julez: Oh, Yeah- I forgot
Hot-Guy-From-The-Mall: i'm not dead yet!
Julez: How'd you get here!!!
Hot-Guy-From-the-Mall: I'm not dead- And I'm
perfectly all right!!!
Liberty: Hmph! we'll see about that!
Julez: ON WITH THE EPILOUGE!!!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~(Scooby-Doo Mystery Music playing)
*~*~*~*~*~*~
The Epilouge for...
As the Dragon Ball Turns
Preparing to leave Dorney Park, The crew all piled
into a few of those aircars that traveled over the
park.
"A perfect end to a wonderful day," sighed Julez
leaning against Trunks.
They were just gazing at all the sites when they saw
something....quite-- disturbing. As they were passing
over the African Safari, they heard someone screaming-
it was the-hot-guy-from-the-mall!!
Everyone leaned out of the cars to see what was going
on- they all immediately pulled back into the cars
when they heard some extremely loud and- pretty scary
noises coming from a rhino.
"Ugh! That man will never be the same!" said Davis
shuddering at an especially frightning shriek from
hot-guy-from-the-mall.
***In a tour guide bus going through the Safari***
"And to your left is- Oh-my-God."
"WHOAH!" whooped an old lady in the back.
A few cameras flashed as the rhino attacked the poor
man anew.
"Go rhino Go rhino GO!" shouted someone.
Some strange fellow wearing an environmentalist shirt
was in the corner alternating between crying and
puking.
The tour guide walkie-talkied some of the guys, "Uh
Bobby, wer're gonna need some animal control units
down here- You know, on second thought, don't- the
crowd seems to love it!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*(Scooby-Doo Mystery
Music)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Liberty: Heh heh heh- yeah I know- I'm evil!
Julez: It was gross!
Liberty: I know. HEY don't hit me!
Lib n' Julez: CYA! And remember to R&R!
P.S--we might be doing another one--look for a
sequel!!!
