FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE

Bulma: Hiyee welcome to Bulma talk, with of course, me Bulma. Todays special guest is my man Vegeta(clapping)

Vegeta: I don’t have time for this Bulma!

Bulma: Sweety settle down its OK, its only a talk show(crowd awwwws)

Vegeta: I told you not to call me that in front of people!

Bulma: Anyways, On to the questions: How did it feel that that bad alien Frieza destroyed your father and your entire species?

Vegeta: The other Saiyans were nothing, besides he was stupid he left this strongest one alive (laughs maniacally).

Bulma: You mean Goku right?

Vegeta: No you idiot not Kakarott, me!

Bulma: Ok sorry, But didn’t Goku beat you

Vegeta: No dammit, Kakarott has never defeated me, him and his soft heartedness it makes me sick! (grits his teeth)

Bulma: On to the next question, Who do you think is stronger? Gohan or Krillin

Vegeta: Who? Wha? Oh, you mean Kakarott’s little brat and that short bald guy. Who cares they are both weaklings, I could crush them with ease. In fact that will give me something to do later. It pisses me off that the little brat learned to go Super Saiyan, a title only fit for a true Saiyan warrior.

Bulma: So on the subject of children, Are we going to have one?

Vegeta: NO! with my luck you’ll have some purple haired freak of a kid and he will call me his old man and I will have to kick his ass.

Bulma: The only reason I ask is because…. SURPRISE… I’m pregnant(clapping)

Vegeta: DAMMIT, I don’t need this kind of pressure. I have to dominate the Universe by next year, not to mention killing Kakarott!

Bulma: Calm down sweety

Vegeta: STOP CALLING ME THAT!

Bulma: Im sorry hunny

Vegeta: There it is again, cut it out, you’re pissing me off! (traces of fire around Vegeta)

Bulma: Well we better go on to the next question: Did you actually cry when Frieza killed you?

Vegeta: DAMMIT (engulfed in flames) I don’t need this stinkin talk show I’ll just use my gallet gun and blow the whole thing up!(screams) BOOM!!!

1 hour later after the fire department and police leave

Bulma: I am soo mad at you! You destroyed my talk show set and killed my audience! We are going to have a serious talk when we get home!

Vegeta: (Groans) Not another one of your stupid speeches, (under his breathe)one of these days I’m going to use my gallet gun on you, lets see you scold me then.

Bulma: What was that!?

Vegeta: Nothing dear