Job Interview

A Job Interview with Everyone’s Favorite Saiya-Prince! NOTE:The interviewer is a machine named Gerter designed to avoid the human(or Saiyan)error.

GERTER: Hello,what is your last name?
VEGETA(surprised to hear a machine talk):What?
GERTER:Hello,Mr.What.What is your first name?
VEGETA:Wait,it’s not what.
GERTER:Hello,not what.What was your mother’s maiden name?
VEGETA(making one up):Thompson.
GERTER:All right then,Mrs.Not What!
VEGETA:Wait! I’m not a woman!
GERTER:What do you do in your spare time,Mrs.Not What?
VEGETA:Listen,I’m a man!
GERTER:In your spare time you are a man.Correct,Mrs.Not What?
VEGETA:wait,that’s not my name at all.
GERTER:Name misspelled? Please give correct letter.
VEGETA:Well,I...
GERTER:Correct letter is I. Name is not Not What,but Nit Wit.
VEGETA:Oh brother.
GERTER:Brother is also a nit wit. What was your former occupation?
VEGETA:My name’s Vegeta,you dig! VEGETA!!!!
GERTER:You dig Vegeta.Occupation:Vegeta digger. Now I will conclude your status:Your status is...rejected.
VEGETA:Rrrrr...
(he is ready to blow it up,but hears what Bulma told him earlier.)
BULMA:Vegeta darling,good luck on your interview.And if you see any expensive machinery,be careful not to damage it or even touch.
VEGETA:Rrr....This machine is soooo an ignoremous...
GERTER:Sorry,you’re rejected
VEGETA:...so....dead...need help....I’ll get little Kakerott’s friend to help me...

NEXT DAY.....

GERTER:Hello,what is your last name?
PICCOLO:Piccolo,what’s yours?
GERTER:Huh?
PICCOLO:Pleased to meet you,Huh.The name’s Piccolo.
GERTER:You are making inefficient use of my time! (smoke begins to come from Gerter)
PICCOLO:What was your mother’s occupation?
GERTER:My mother was a duplicating machine...
PICCOLO:What do you do in your spare time?
GERTER:I was not programmed for these questions!
PICCOLO:Oh,you need programming?
(Piccolo presses all the buttons at once.Gerter self destructs amid thick,black,greasy clouds of smoke. Piccolo bounces*)

*Bounce-Ghetto term for “flee”