YKYLBGTMW...
(Wait, who says you can like them too much?!)
This ish Elara-chan speakin'! Here's mai li'l pagie of "YKYLBGTMW..." or "You Know You Like Bandit Guys Too Much When..."! :D Rite now, I don't have that many, but here goes... x.x;
You Know You Like Bandit Guys (More specifically, Tasuki) Too Much When...
1- ...You run to the TV screen when he's on and drool on it
2- ...You foam at the mouth just hearing any one of Tasuki's names
3- ...You know ALL of Tasuki's names (Tasuki, Kou Shun'u, Genrou, Gen-chan, Red, Flaming Bomb, Hammer, Country Hick...)
4- ...You want to become Miaka, kill everyone except Tasuki, and run off back to the future to marry him
5- ...You write fanfics making yourself a character and making Tasuki your husband(hee! ^.^)
6- ...You start drinking sake even if you're underaged, just for Tasuki!
7- ...You grab all pictures of Tasuki that your friends have & you don't and scream, "MINE!"
8- ...You also own every single Tasuki picture known to the human existence, so number seven is pointless, but hey, it's Tasuki.
9- ...You scream "TASUKI!" every time you see a red-headed asian guy anywhere
10- ...You have all Fushigi Yuugi sticker and posters that even have a small part of Tasuki in them
11- ...You get every single CD that has Tasuki on the cover 'just because'
12- ...You get every single Fushigi Yuugi tapes because Tasuki's always in the opening song!
13- ...You scream every time you hear Tasuki's solo on THTC
14- ...You scream every time you hear Tasuki's voice period.
15- ...You see Macross 7 *just* so you can hear sweet Tasuki's voice
16- ...You fall in love with Tasuki's voice actor(s) just 'cause he does Tasuki's voice (english & jap ones)
17- ...You print out pictures of Tasuki constantly and hang them on your ceiling, wall, floor, TV, computer, VCR, etc...
18- ...You have fantasies about him where more than just talk happens
19- ...You think he's the greatest bandit in the world
20- ...Every time you watch the fifth tape, first episode on it you say "I'll cry!"
21- ...You date guys that *only* have red hair, *only* wear black trenchcoats, *only* wear white undershirts, *only* wear khaki pants, *only* wear black boots, *only* wear earrings that their best friend named Kouji gave them...
22- ...You swear to everyone that he's the fifth god of sexiness
23- ...You buy an ancient Chinese halisen that's been cursed or whatnot
24- ...You get your dentist to put in fangs no matter what it costs
25- ...Your whole entire life consists of Tasuki, the greatest man who was ever created ^.^
26- ...You say 'yes' to everything on this list
27- ...You like fire!
28- ...Your friends know you like Tasuki so much they offer to make you bedsheets
29- ...They also offer to make you little halisens daily
30- ...And you hit them with the halisen when they say "That's so stupid."
31- ...And then you yell out "Rekka Shin'en!" sometime during the hitting process
32-...You also collect Kouji paraphanelia because he's a bandit too (not to mention Tasuki's bestest friend ^-^)
33-...You want a book of the Universe of the Four Gods ;-;
34-...You have Tasuki earrings (*shimmer!*)
35-...You have Tasuki's necklaces(;.;)
36-...You dress up as ReiRei periodically
37-...Hell, you dress up as ReiRei every day.
38-...You buy the GenrouDen novel even if you don't know one bit of Japanese ^.^
39-...You dress up as Kouji periodically and hope to find 'your best friend'
40-...Hell, you dress up as Kouji every day and hope to find your best friend. XD
41-...You learn all of the different Japanese cussing words that Tasuki uses(hehe! XD)
42-...And you've learned to use them
43-...And you use them daily.
44-...You learn to 'not swim' so you can be like Tasuki x.x;
45-...Or you *do* learn how to swim so you can save Tasuki :D
46-...You have a Tasuki shrine (or 5 ^_^) in your room somewhere
47-...And you update it every day
48-...And pray to it every day
49-...And do rituals and offerings to Tasuki every day
50-...You title yourself the Tasuki no Megumi! XD
Which only *I* can do, hehehehehee!
Hehe ^^
Alli..
Wuz..
Here!
hehe!
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