by Aria
“Heero, are you up yet?” asked Relena, tired after three weeks of fun, she couldn’t even move.
“Yeah, yeah.”
“Heero, get out of the washroom, I need to throw up!”
“NOT AGAIN!”
“I’m pregnant, of course again”
“You always need all this special care because your pregnant…Heero I need the washroom….Heero I can’t drink vodka….I want to self-destruct….”
“1jkhqrnhqmhrh;hi;q3g”
“Stupid woman! You did it on the bed again1”
“Well. That’s what you get for…”
“Look I’m going to work on Wing Zero.”
“But Heero, we were going to have a picnic!”
“Yeah, but at this pace I won’t be able to eat my lunch” he says as he looks down.
“Heero {technical diffeculties} Yuy! You will have lunch with me, the winny bratty princess.”
“Catch cha laterz”
“HEERO!!! WWWAAAHHH!!!!!”
Woman, Heero thought as he reallined the mirrors for 35 degree angle .2 mm laser couplet of Wing Zero’s Zero system.
“She always complains about how hard it is to be pregnant! I bet it’s a piece of cake! By the way, ~princess~ Relena if you didn’t want the fun you should have stoppped, but you were willing to take the consequences and enjoy the Heero love machine,” he mumbled.
“Heero, do you know what it is like to be a pregnant woman.”
“Wing Zero, you dog you, no you mistaken me for Duo.”
“More than I needed to know!” yelled an angry deathscythe, who will know will never look at his partner in crime the same way again.
“What? No.” said Wing Zero.
“Than of course not!”
“With the Zero system I can show you,” said Wing Zero.
“What the hell…..?”
“Heero, my koibito, I think it’s time we have cyber babies.”
“What?”
“Come in and see.”
“Heero,” asks Wing Zero. “ What are we going to call them?”
“Duo J.R, Quatre JR, Wufei JR and Hitarushi.”
“There so beatiful,” says Wing Zero as a tear fills it’s electronic eye.
THE END BUT………………………..
Heero Yuy report:
Stayed in Wing Zero from then on to raise children
Relena left him and currently has 39 children with Duo, only 17 being Heero’s {after one night!!}
Heero has Wufei JR in law school, Hitarushi is a corporate Monopilis, Quatre JR in on his own gay talk show and Duo JR is just graduating because he was held back.
Heero is a proud father
No one ever tried to cocse him out of his Gundam
For the first time in his life he was happy
