by Aria M. and Kitana C.
(Little language not bad, little graphic, mild violence)
I Never…
By Two People who shall remain nameless
(Gundam wing fanfic)
One late drizzly night at a bar the five 16-year-old pilots were playing The traditional game of I never… It was Heero’s turn to say what he Never did. “I never had impure thoughts about Zecks Marquise.” Quatre reaches and takes a shot. Duo cracks up as Trowa gives Quatre a jealous look. Heero grins. Now it’s Wufei’s turn.
“I’ve never dressed up as a girl and tried to go out with a guy.” Duo takes a shot. Heero moves slowly away from Duo. Trowa’s turn.
“I’ve never kissed my gundam.” Wufei takes a shot. The whole group gives Wufei the “I knew it was going to happen someday” look. Quatre is up.
“I’ve never looked at any one of my sisters in a ‘whoa she’s hot’ way.” Duo, Heero, Wufei and Trowa all take a shot. Quatre scowls at each one of them. The bar door opens and Wufei’s younger sis Kitana and Duo’s younger sis Aria walk in. They walked up to the group and said, “Your kinder smarter and of course better looking sibs are here.” A groan comes out of Wufei and Duo. Aria walks up to Duo and whispers to him.
“Who's the cutie,” and points to Heero.
“What who !?! Him?” said Duo in a very disturbed tone. Kitana whispers to Wufei, “Is he single.” And points to Duo. Wufei turns to her with a disgusted look and says
“ Do you think I would know !?!”
Duo stands up and says, “This is my mean ugly evil and stupid sister.”
“Stupid like a fox!” Aria said. (inside joke!) Wufei also stands up and mumbles. “This is my sister Kitana.” Kitana jumps up and gives Wufei a hug and says.
“ Cheer up!!!”
“Back to the game,” Heero says icily. It’s Duo’s turn.
“I’ve never got a tattoo in a personal place.” Kitana and Aria both take a shot. Duo and Wufei both scream (like a girly man!).
“Where? Can we see it!?!” Trowa said. Duo and Wufei both give him the “That’s my sister” look! Quatre gives Trowa a questioning look and Trowa shrugs. Aria and Kitana say “Sure”, and Wufei yells “next question!”
“Awww!” says one of the pilots who shall remain nameless. Aria’s turn.
“I’ve never stood in front of the mirror naked,” Duo takes a shot, and gives Aria the “death glance”. The whole group starts laughing. Now it’s Kitana’s turn. Wufei looks worried. “I’ve never flirted with a piece of machinery.” Wufei and Heero take a shot. Kitana is disturbed because she only expected Wufei to take a shot. The game continues until all the pilots are drunk. Suddenly Quatre yells “I’m gay and I’m proud of it!”
Trowa says
“you’re supposed to say things we didn’t know, cause I’m yaoi too.” Quatre runs up to the pool table and shoves all of the balls off of it and jumps onto it. “What are you waiting for Trowa? Get over here!” Quatre laughed.
WARNING:
This is the web sensor peoples who Kitana doesn’t know. The rest of this fanfic is unsuitable for anyone decent to read. For the rest of the story, e-mail Kitana at gokus_sis@hotmail.com
