The five Ronins, along with Kayura, Mia, Yuli, Whiteblaze, and the former Warlords sit around the table at Mia's house, discussing the current topic-at-hand: Anubis
SEKHMET: "Personally, I don't want him back; how about we just forget about him (he sees the death glares he is getting from everyone and lowers his eyes, reducing his voice to a whisper) or not."
MIA: "I was doing some research on my computer last night, and-"
ROWEN: "Mia, do you ever STOP doing research on your computer?"
MIA: (choosing to ignore Rowen) "-ANYWAY, it looks to me like the only thing we can do is use the Dragon Balls."
KENTO: "The Dragon Whos?"
MIA: "The Dragon Balls."
SAGE: (grinning) "Sounds dirty "
(Everyone gives Sage a very strange look and continues with their conversation)
MIA: "Don't you know about the big marble things with the stars on 'em that summons the Eternal Dragon?"
KENTO: "Eh, no."
Mia proceeds to tell them all the tale, the tale of the fateful trip, that started on this island port, aboard this tiny ship, aboard this hehe uh, sorry wrong tale.
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~An hour later~
MIA: "So those are the Dragon Balls."
Everyone slowly wakes up, having fallen asleep a long time ago.
ALL: "Huh?"
MIA: "Oh, nevermind basically they are these big balls - SHUT UP, SAGE! - in another dimension that summon this big creepy thing called the Eternal Dragon who will grant you three wishes, including bringing people back from the dead."
ALL: "Ohhhhh, I see."
RYO: "So, how are we going to get to this other dimension?"
KAYURA: "Hey, you guys got into the Dynasty, right?"
RYO: "Point taken."
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~MEANWHILE, IN DRAGONBALL Z LAND~
Everyone is sitting around enjoying the lovely day.
TIEN: "Hey, Chaozu, can you pass me the lemonade?"
CHAOZU: "Uh, Tien, in case you haven't noticed, the lemonade pitcher is bigger than me."
TIEN: "Riiiiiight. Krillin, can you - oh, wait you're no bigger than Chaozu-"
KRILLIN: "Grrrrrrrr "
TIEN: "Yamcha, will YOU pass me the lemonade?"
YAMCHA: "Sure, man. But I think you should be a little more concerned about that big thing in the sky."
TIEN: "Huh?"
Tien, along with everyone else, look up to see a ship-like thingy floating in the sky towards them.
TIEN: "Hey, Goku?"
Goku comes out of the Kame House with an apron on.
VEGITA: "Kakarot, you idiot! Why are you wearing an apron?"
GOKU: "Huh? Ohhhh ummmm..." (He quickly snatches the apron off, blushing and going "hehe")
TIEN: "Goku, what's that?" (He points to the thingy in the sky)
GOKU: "Wait a minute, lemme get my glasses." (He runs back into the Kame House, while everyone exchanges confused looks and mouths "glasses"?)
YAMCHA: "Since when does the most powerful guy in the universe need glasses?"(Goku comes back out, wearing his glasses)
GOKU: *squinting* "Hmmm, uh, I'd say that's uh honestly I have no idea. But it looks friendly, let's go say hi!"
VEGITA: "Kakarot, you idiot, are not going to be the Welcome Wagon to some potential enemies, are you mad??"
GOKU: "No, Vegita, why would I be mad?"
VEGITA: *shaking his head* "Kakarot, you really ARE an idiot." (Goku just kinda stands there, wondering what he said wrong )
~MEANWHILE, ON THE BIG SHIP-LIKE THINGY~
Rowen is slapping Kayura on the arm, giggling like a little girl.
KAYURA: "Rowen, stop."
*Three hits later*
KAYURA: "Rowen, stop!"
*Two hits later*
KAYURA: "Rowen, STOP!"
*One hit later*
KAYURA: "ROWEN, STOP!!"
ROWEN: *sniff* "Gee, Kayura, ya don't hafta yell "
(Kayura just rolls her eyes)
~MEANWHILE, FORTY YARDS AWAY~
GOKU: "Vegita, can I PUH-LEASE go say hi?!"
VEGITA: "No, Kakarot. *under his breath* you idiot."
~MEANWHILE, ON THE SHIP~
ROWEN: *sniff*
~MEANWHILE, TEN YARDS AWAY~
VEGITA: "The ship is landing, everyone take your battle positions."
~MEANWHILE, ON THE LANDING SHIP~
CYE: "Why me?!"
RYO: "Because we feel that you represent us the best..."*snicker*
CYE: "But I don't see why"
KENTO: "Cye, just go greet the people!"
CYE: "Okay, geez, I'll go, I'll go."
(Cye cautiously steps down from the ship, and slowly starts walking towards the strangers)
GOKU: "K A M E A M E A AAA "
CYE: "AARRRGGGGHHHH!!"
GOHAN: "Dad, wait!! He looks normal enough "
GOKU: "AAAA ...- huh?"
Cye's arms are still in front of his face, and he's screaming like a six-year-old.
GOHAN: "Hey, mister, who are you?"
Cye lowers his arms, tears still streaming down his face, whimpering like a puppy.
CYE: "I, uh, I-I'm-OH, PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEE!!"
Sage sees that Cye isn't going to be much help, so he jumps down from the ship and heads over to Gohan.
SAGE: "Hi there! You'll have to excuse my friend here, he's a little, uh, cowardly."
Cye, seeing that he doesn't have to be there anymore, bolts back to the ship.
SAGE: "Anyway, we're here for the Dragon Balls."*teehee*
MASTER ROSHI: "Well, you're not gettin em!!"
SAGE: "Sheesh, calm down, pops, we'll give em back."
MASTER ROSHI: "POPS?! Why you little "
Master Roshi keeps muttering similarly under his breath, while Sage stands there with a cocky little grin on his handsome face. Meanwhile, the other guys *ahem* and ladies *ahem* AND tigers step down from the ship, looking curiously around.
KAYURA: "What is this place, Gilligan's Island??"
KENTO: "*singing* Now, sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started on this island port, aboard this tiny ship, abo-"
KAYURA: "Kento, we've already been through this once today."
KENTO: "Right."
SEKHMET: "Hey guys, it looks like they're not going to give us the Dragon Balls, so let's just leave" *again, he sees more death glares* "or not."
CALE: "What is it that you have against Anubis anyway?"
(But before Sekhmet can answer, the dreaded Chi-Chi arrives )
CHI-CHI: "GOKU, WHO THE HELL ARE THEY??"
GOKU: "Now honey, just calm dow-"
CHI-CHI: "No, I will NOT calm down!! I want these freaks off MY planet NOW!"
KAYURA: "Who you callin' a freak?"
VEGITA: "And who says this is YOUR planet? Kakarot's wife, you idiot!"
CHI-CHI: "I'm callin' YOU a freak, psycho-chick and I say this is my planet, VEGITA!"
VEGITA: "Yes ma'am."
KAYURA: " PSYCHO-CHICK?! OKAY, THAT'S IT, BITCH, YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!
CHI-CHI: "BRING IT ON!!"
Goku sits on a lawn chair with his head in his hands, muttering "oh no, oh no" while Chi-Chi and Kayura engage themselves in a genuine cat-fight, complete with hair-pulling...
~MEANWHILE~
BULMA: "Well, hey there, handsome, how are you?"
RYO: "U-uh I'm, uh, I'm good." (He tries to look cool by leaning on the side of the ship, but instead falls on his face.)
BULMA: *giggling* "You're cute, what's your name?"
RYO: *dusting himself and flashing a huge, though red-faced grin* "My name's Ryo, and what's yours?"
BULMA: "I'm Bulma"
MIA: "Ryo, WHAT do you think you're doing flirting with this bimbo?"
BULMA: "BIMBO? I BEG YOUR PARDON?"
MIA: "Oh, would you like me to say it LOUDER?! BIMBO!?!"
BULMA: "Why I oughta "
MIA: "OH, what are YOU going to do? Annoy me to death?"
(Bulma gets that dreaded look on her face, the look that lets everyone know that she is HIGHLY pissed)
RYO: "Uh hehe ladies, now let's just talk it out "
MIA AND BULMA: "SHUT UP, PYRO!!"
RYO: "Okay."
~MEANWHILE~
YAMCHA: "Hey, Tien, pass the popcorn, will ya?"
TIEN: "Sure, man."
Everyone is watching the fight between Kayura and Chi-Chi with extreme interest, everyone either munching popcorn or laying down bets on who's gonna win.
ROWEN: "Go Kayura!!"
GOKU: "Go Chi-Chi!!"
(Rowen turns to Goku and glares)
ROWEN: "Grrrrr "
GOKU: "Grrrrr ."
ROWEN: "ARMOR OF STRATA, TAO INOCHI!!"
GOKU: "KAMEAMEAAAA!!"
~MEANWHILE ~
DAIS: "No, I want you to tell me!"
SEKHMET: "Dais, really it's nothing, I swear!"
DAIS: "Why do you dislike Anubis so much?"
CALE: "Yeah!"
SEKHMET: "Guys I DO like Anubis "
DAIS: "Yeah, right."
CALE: "Yeah!"
DAIS: "Tell us!"
CALE: "Yeah!"
DAIS: "Shut up, Cale."
CALE: "Yea - er, sorry Dais."
~MEANWHILE ~
RYO: "Ladies, ladies, there's enough of me to go around "*cocky grin*
Mia and Bulma stop fighting and look at Ryo, then at each other, and nod. They walk over to him slowly, each with slightly psychotic grins on their faces.
RYO: "Uh girls? Don't look at me like that "
~MEANWHILE~
Kayura now stands triumphantly over Chi-Chi with an arrogant smirk marking her face. Chi-Chi grabs her ankle and pulls hard. Kayura lands flat on her face and everyone thinks it's hilarious.
~MEANWHILE~
Dais and Cale have managed to tie Sekhmet to a tree, threatening to make catnip out of him if he doesn't talk. Cale performs the dreaded Wet-Willie* and Sekhmet finally gives in.
SEKHMET: "MERCY!! MERCY!! I'll tell, okay?! Just don't DO that!"
DAIS: "Okay, Hiss spill it."
SEKHMET: "Well, I don't like Anubis because "
CALE: "Yes...?"
SEKHMET: "HE CAUGHT ME SINGING "MY HEART WILL GO ON" IN THE SHOWER AND I'M AFRAID HE'LL TELL EVERYONE, OKAY?! SATISFIED?!"
DAIS: "My Heart Will Go On?" You mean the one by Celine Dion?" *snicker*
SEKHMET: "Yes..."*sniff* "Oh no, you guys wouldn't tell would you?"
CALE: *putting his arm around Sekhmet's shoulders* "Of course not... old buddy, old pal hehehe "
SEKHMET: "Oh god "
~MEANWHILE~
Rowen limps out of the cloud of smoke that his fight with Goku has created, one eye black and closed. He smiles happily, showing whatever teeth he has left, thinking that he has won. Suddenly, out of the cloud follows a tall figure with spiky black hair
KAYURA: *still on the ground* "LOOK OUT, ROWEN!!"
Rowen whips around and comes face to face with Goku once again. He whimpers and cowers beneath Goku's large form. Goku raises a hand
GOKU: *he shakes Rowen's hand with his raised one and grins* "Hey man, good fight!"
ROWEN: "I-I uh u-um y-y-yeah, s-sure good f-fight "
~MEANWHILE~
RYO: "Ooohhhhh my head and my back and my leg "
Bulma and Mia are congratulating each other on successfully bruising Ryo's ego along with several other things
~AN HOUR LATER ~
After even more mayhem, the Ronins, Mia, Kayura, and the former Warlords decide to hightail it outta there, so they jump on their ship, anxious to get away from those strange Dragon Ball people, and set "sail"
~ON THE GROUND~
(Goku is waving to them with a scarf, wiping away a few stray tears along the way.)
GOKU: "Ah, why'd they hafta leave, we were having so much fun "
However, everyone else is glad to see them go well, everyone except Chaozu, that is because he and Mia had become a little *ahem* friendly before he fight with Bulma *so THAT'S why she was out of breath!*
~ON THE SHIP~
CYE: "Hey, guys I have the strangest feeling that we're forgetting something "
SAGE: "Hmmm OH, SHIT! The Dragon Balls!!"
(Everyone simultaneously slaps their foreheads.)
CALE AND DAIS: *singing* "Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you that is how I know you go on "*snicker*
SEKHMET: "SHUT UUUP!!" *he slaps his hands over his ears and hums loudly*
(Everyone just looks at them and sighs )
ALL: "Oh, those Warlords! Shucks, when will they ever learn?"
~THE END~
*For all you uneducated people that don't know what a "Wet-Willie" is: it's when someone licks their finger and sticks it in your ear.