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Chapter 26

Ivy and jeff walk down the path for some time. Soon they come upon a strange man.

Man: Spare stick of butter for the butter-less?
Ivy&Jeff: What?!?!
Man: oh! i see i see! this is just as i thought! So you are indeed, travelers of time?
Ivy: well... yeah...
Man: AH! so you have my butter then, correct?
Ivy: noooo...
Man: What?!
Jeff: man! this guys missing a few buttons!
Man: eh? whats that you have my button i lost? then quick! give it here! theres no time!
Ivy: whats with you anyway?
Man: My name? my name is Alucard! THE GREAT!
Ivy: i didn't ask your name!!! c'mon lets go Jeff.
Alucard & Jeff: Okay.
Ivy: NOT YOU! 
Alucard: ...
Ivy and Jeff quicky set off away form the man quickly, only to have him tail them 30 yards away... 

Alucard 


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chapter 27

THWAMP! Luna looks up, to see the face of a rather large chocobo.
"Wark!" (you again?)
^Oh no,^ Luna thinks ^what have i done to deserve this fate?^
"yeah, I guess it's me."
"squink!"(what, you haven't stoped looking for the TT Chocobo?) 
"mrwalk!" (I should have known! You look like the stuborn type>)
"actually, we found 2. they are both neon polka-dotted.
, and both seem to be able to change aspects of time. Hey, who are you anyway?"
"wherk!" (I protect the against the event of paradox, so i have a position, just not a title.)
"I suppose that is important" Where did everyone go? do you know?"
"Warke!!!!" (Of course i know where they went.) 
"querk." (I put them in a small village in whales, in your past. 
they have to pick up a coupple of key factors for your quest, but i thought i should talk to you, 
you know, it gets kinda lonely around here...)
"yeah, yeah, i thought you didn't want us to find the time traveling chocobo. why do you want to help our quest?"
"Whoek." ( Of course not, you are the reason for the TT Chocobos existance. 
I wouldn't want to interupt that.) 
"what?"
*luna lands in a stable somewhere in whales, next to 3 chocobos.*
TO BE CONTINUED... 

A.E. Luna 


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Chapter 28

Luna: where am I?
Man: Oi! Honest guv! Wotcher doin' on me chochobo farm,
isit? 
Yer fink just any bloke 'oo 'appens ter be time and space travelin' can just tromp 'round me chocobos?! I fink not! Oi!
Luna: um...what?
Man: I am asking what you are doing on my chocobo farm, 
called Raistlin's Chocobos, here in Whales
Luna: This isn't Whales...I didn't grow up here...
Raistlin: Yes it is...It's part of good old Great Britain
Luna: Great Britain? I have never heard of it
Raistlin: What? You do come from planet EARTH, right?
Luna: no... what is Earth?
Raistlin: The planet you're on... you're not just actin' crazy so you can stel my rare neon, polka dotted chocobo, are you?


To be continued


Raistlin 
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Chapter 29

Ivy: Jeff... I'm scared!
Jeff: Why? What's the matter?
Ivy: That guy is still following us! What he's a psycho killer or something? 
Maybe he transforms on a full moon?
Jeff: Don't be rediculous!
Ivy: Well, I'm tired of being taled! Hey you!! Just travel with us, or by yourself! I can't take this anymore!! 
Alucard walks up. "Huh? Oh, sure, I'd love to travel with ya! Why didn't you ask earlier? 
Now, where's that button? *scowls at them* I want it back!
Ivy: Ummm... Here. *Ivy takes the top button off of her shirt.* 
That stupid button is too clost to my neck anyway...
Alucard: Haha!! Now, all I need is a stick of butter, and my masterpiece will be coomplete!
Ivy: I don't want to know...
Alucard: What was that?
Ivy: I said "sounds great!" Now then, when are we going to get to this stupid town? Jeff, do you know?
Jeff: No, I don't. I haven't been away from my grandad before. I'm hungry.
Ivy: Look, there's a house made of candy in a clearing ahead!
The three run over and start to eat it.
Alucard: Look, this is familiar. Look, it's the old witch! Hi, I'm Hansel!
Ivy: No he's not. Look, ma'am, we've lost our way. Can you help?
Witch: Why, yes I can. Come this way. 
Everyone followed her inside...
Princess: Ivy!! Don't let her close...!
Witch: Too late! You're all locked in!! 
Princess: The door! Oh, man!
Witch: I'll eat you three first, whil the other two become healthy.
Jeff: What do you mean?
Princess: Deuce... He was the one who was shot... 
He's okay, because the witch had herbs to heal him, but he's still recovering, 
and she's gonna eat us when we're nice and plump...
Alucard: I have a much better recipe!! Come with me!
Alucard leads the witch to the kitchen to show her his recipe. 
Ivy: Let's get Deuce and get outta here!
Jeff: How? 
Ivy: I can't believe Uncle Elmo ever doubted my magical ability! Hmph! 
They went to where Deuce was resting and tried to wake him gently. 
Deuce: Oh, hi, guys...
Princess: He's too weak. 
Ivy: That's okay, we still have time. We'll plan how to get Alucard away from the witch. I think we can do this...

TO BE CONTINUED... 

A.E. Ivy 


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Chapter 30

Uncle Elmo looks around...
"Oh Lawks, welcome to Whales me old Squire...."
He feels the the floor, he's lying on straw. 
"WHAT?" Elmo screams.
"We're in Whales in the good old UK wanna cuppa tea? "
"Excuse me has the asulym just let you out for the weekend or something? I've never met a Welshman who talked like that in my life."
"Yeah and how would YOU know?" 
"I'm Welsh!" Elmo proclaimed Proudly.
"Oh Bugger" Now come clean, we're not in Wales aren't we?
"Well yes you are, but I'm not Welsh, we're in a village that has a very long name..."
Elmo nodded. "Ahhh 
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychchwyrndrobwyllllantisiliogogogoch? 
I know it well. Where are you from?"
"I've been sent by the great one, to make sure the project is carried through. A.E Luna shall be the instigator. My name is Raistin."
"Where the hell is everyone?" asked Elmo
"A.E Luna is fulfilling her destiny at the moment..."
"Can I speak to her?"
"A.E Luna is fulfilling her destiny in the cesspool."
"Ahh. I'll wait then.!
Somewhere in the distance we can hear A.E Luna scream 
" You must be KIDDING ME? I'm not going there!".

We see her appear.
"Damn, I wish the Welsh had invented Plumbing."
"We have, we must have travelled back in time" affirmed Elmo.
A.E Luna appeared to notice Elmo for the first time. "Oh, It's you." she said flatly.
"Well thank you very much, I could have been dead or something."
"I doubt it, we're in Wales, I need a translator, you're Welsh right?"
"Yes." 
"Well somehow these chocobos change into ones of the Time Travelling variety and I'm responsible. You must help me!"
"Me? Look I got roped into this..."
"You weren't forced to contribute..." said A.E Luna nonchalantly
"Perhaps we can ask the Reader, yes you, the reader of the story, 
you who logged on to the net, checked your E-Mails then logged on to A.E Luna's epic Story Board, 
the reader was there when I got roped into this adventure, the reader was there when we almost got blown up on the Shinra Building, 
it is the reader who can save Fantasia, only the reader can contribute a name for the childlike empress, 
go on shout it out at the top of your lungs, go on reader ..."
"Elmo?" 
"What?" said Elmo
*WHAM* 
"Owww! That hurt!"
"Shut up! We need to find this out and save our friends. 
Stop messing with the mind of the reader... the poor person's probably confused enough already!"
"Well, what shall we do?"
"I'm not sure..."
Suddenly Guards break in....
"Oh Bugger" mumbles Elmo.....

*MEANWHILE*
In the Witches Cottage....
"Want some cheesy poofs?" asks the witch.
"We'd rather Die you stupid witch!" shouted Alucard
"What did you say?" asked the Witch
"I'll have a Pie from your kitch-en, boy that was stretching it...."
The Witch turns back to her Cauldron...
"Crack, crack crack the bats eggs from the bowl, 
M-I-X the Flour into the bowl......
Cooking children just means you've gotta try and do this for years just don't ask me why...... 
Butter Butter Butter joins the bowl... We're making us a ca....."
Alucard shot out the cage. "BUTTER! I can make my masterpiece!"
In the other room Deuce was still a little groggy.
"Uugh"
A.E Ivy set out her plan. "So when the boot kicks over the marble, 
it'll fall down the stairs, setting off this chain of events what trap the witch under this cage, here."
"Umm A.E Ivy, that's the game of 'Mousetrap' 
that you managed to create to stop us getting bored."
"Oh yeah..."
The Witch screamed. "Noooo! I'm MELTING! What a world!"
Alucard ran out of the kitchen and saw the friends staring wideeyed at him. 
"Do me a favour and SMEGGING LEG IT!"

*To BE CONTINUED!*


Uncle Elmo 

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My attempt of chapter 31 

---In Whales---
As the gaurds get closer to Elmo and company, a flash of light blinded the area. The gaurds had fallen down, sheilding there eyes in a feeble attempt to block out the light. Through an alley way, A.E. Luna here's a fain voice:
"???": Over here! Fast!
"A.E. Luna": Uhh, i guess! Guys, over here!
Scamppering across the street, they all make it to the alley. A young boy wearing slightly baggy pants, a backwards hat with an Xtreme sign on it, and skin tight shirt that is tucked into the pants signals them all to follow him through the alley. 
"Elmo": What the hell are we doing!?
"Raislint": Who cares, just follow him!
"Elmo": *Grunt*
After a few minutes of running through the alley, the boy stops. 
"????": We should be safe for now....
Everyone stands and looks around. 
"A.E. Luna": Just a quick question, kid. What was that flashing light that appeared back there?
"????": Oooh, it was nothing.
"A.E. Luna": Yes it was!
"????": Ok, ok. It was me.
"Elmo": YOU!? How did YOU do that?!
"????": Just a little trick i had up my sleeve *smiles*
"Raistlin": You dont have any sleeves.
The boy looks at his arms....
"????": Hehe, oops.
"A.E. Luna": Seriously, how did you do that?
"????": I guess i can tell you...peoples...I come from a long line of magicians, also known as "Witches". 
"A.E. Luna": *Screeeeech!* Witch!
"????": Ahh! Dont scream so loud! They'll find us!...But just to let you know, i'm not a witch. I am a magician who can use..err..."magic" as you would say.
"Raistlin": Cool
"A.E. Luna": Who are you, anyway?
"????": I am....The Returner! You guys can call me TR , though.

*TO BE CONTINUED*

The Returner 


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chapter 32

Nacho: "Do I have to get up yet?" *rolls over and clasps Warteen to his body* Oh, hi muggy, I thought i left you behind.."
Warteen: "get your filthy paws off of me! We have to get out of here" *Warteen picks up N2k by the scruff of the neck and duncks his head into a bucket of stagnent, dirty water-like stuff*
Nacho: What did I do? LET GO!
Warteen: I'll tell you what you did, you got us arrested, and now we're sitting here waiting for trial. We need to get back to the group, besides, they took the chocobos. 
Nacho: what did I get us arrested for?
Warteen: You, took a rope and threatened the bar tender with huffing and pufing untill you blew the house down, unless he gave us more free peanuts. Then he brought out a chain and said that if you did, he'd reclaim the peanuts we had already had.
Meanwhile:

*Alucard guided the group through the forrest, ignoring their yells of protest. He comes upon a small pond, and sits on a piece of rotting stump nearby*
Princess Ditzyhick: Why did you stop? THe witch might still be back there.
Alucard: I'm being a bump on a log. Tell me when the full moon comes out. I'll only be able to reach full glory on the third day of the bicencennial of the discovery of... Wait! My masterpiece! I need that butter!
*alucard ruknns back through the woods ignoring the others trudging the other way*
Jeff: What is that guy doing? we just came that way!
Princess D.: he wanted his stick of butter? I guess that is his choice.
*The rest of the group reach the pond, sitting in various places, they stare at each other*
A.E. Ivy: he was LEADING us, wasn't he? What o dwe so now?
Princess D: We'll figure it out. does anyone have a machetti?
Deuce: *In a priporital tone* Yes, in fact i always carry ine for such emergencies. *shouting* Why in HELL would someone cary arround a spare machetti?!?!?
*alucard reappears* Did someone say Hell? I know the perfect rout.

*to be continued...* 

A.E. Luna  

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Chapter 33

The group at the lake was waiting for Alucard to return.
Alucard:I'm back bearing butter!! This is it!! My masterpiece will be complete!! I'm going to raise the magical Sylph, Pikachu Jainee!! Hahahaha!!
Alucard set to work, bringing all manner of objects out of his cloak, which couldn't have possibly hidden so many things. Finally, he started to chant and worked over a cauldron that held the butter, the button, some string, some lake clay, a silver braclet, and 2 glass eyes. Finally, he added some of his own hair. 
Alucard:Sonata quazi una fantasia! No, wait...

ZSirak lanna pranu chanu!
Frna broka linod slkghe! 
Rians flor Pikachu Jainee!!

Suddenly, the lake was whipped up by an unfelt wind. In the center, a form was being made from water. It looked vaguely human. It floated over and sighed as it took a nice dip in the caudron. Everyone was astonished at what came out: a teen girl. She had brown eyes, brown hair with silver streaks, and a dress covered with buttons.
PJ: Alucard, you dolt!! This is the worst outfit you've come up with for me yet!! *slaps him hard* I refuse to be seen in public like this!! 
Alucard: No way!! This is the best time yet! You're really alive for good now, and you look more human than last time!
PJ:Yea, last time you had to go ands bring me while you were Alukey!! Geeze, I looked like a monkey! Jerkbrain!
Ivy:Uhhh... I hate to break up this happy reunion, but the witch is on our tail!! 
PJ:What do you know, Pokemon girl? 
Ivy:I'm not a Pokemon!! I'm a powerful... uhh... Time Traveller!! That's it!!
PJ:Yea, well, I'm better than you!! *importantly* I'm a sylph!!
Witch:I'm not feeling so good, but I'll get you yet!! And your little sylph too!! Uweeeheeheehee!
PJ:I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore!
Jeff:Were you ever in Kansas?
PJ:Well,no, but that's not the point!
Princess:You are soo interesting...
Deuce:Dosen't that witch ever give up?
PJ:That's the problem, she was dead to begin with...
Ivy: She was not!! What are you talking about?
PJ:Haven't you ever seen Sleepy Hollow? Dork...
Witch:Ha!! I've found you!!
Alucard: PJ, quickly!! There's no time!
PJ: Make me!! *sticks tounge out at Alucard*
Deuce: Please, we need your help!
PJ:Anything for you, cutie!
PJ suddenly turned to quicksilver and encased the group in a bubble that floated off over the land...
TO BE CONTINUED...

NOTE: Yes, PJ is a real person...
PJ:Ivy, thanx for letting me do this, and I hope everyone likes it. I'm really not a self-centered jerk, and Deuce, don't get any ideas or anything... Luna, you don't know me, and I don't go to your school! I DON'T LIKE POKEMON!!!
(Good one PJ... She'll never figure this one out!) 

A.E. Ivy with special appearance by Pikachu Janiee (PJ) 

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Chapter 34, 

Warteen: Oh, great, so now I'm here in jail with a smelly squirrel and a smart-mouthed chocobo to keep me company! Waaaait a minute... *checks pouch on back* AAAGH!! He's gone!
Nacho: What's wrong 'Teenie?
Warteen: The Time-Traveling Chocobo that I caught a long time ago is gone! I knew I should've been paying attention... AND DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!
Nacho: Oh, sorry... (grouch)
Warteen: WHAT WAS THAT?
Nacho: Nothing.
Warteen: Oh, never mind then...
Nacho: (deaf old fart)
Warteen: Anyway, we need to find some way to get out of here... and out of this crazy, backwards, medieval-times getup!
Nacho: No problem... *waves his squirrelly butt in the guard's sleeping face*
Guard: AAAACK!!! WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?! *runs away, dropping his keys*
Warteen: Score! So, you ARE good for something! Let's get out of here...
Nacho: AY!!!! 

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chapter 35

Elmo: you must have done some time-traveling of your own, REturner. Where are you from?
TR: Here, there, everywhere. If you can name a place or time, i've probably been there. But i try to avoid Atlanta ands all that, Post war, i mean. 
WWIII was a big waste. One nation wanted the new energy sources from another, 
and that country wouldn't coopperate, and someone threatened ther other with nucular 
and biological weapons that they had denied owning and so on and so forth. In the end, The Western hemisphere was the loser. 
The big one hit Atlanta right before Thanks giving one year. After that, 
no true survivors were left, except those who had contracted a new susdden-death disease. noone had time to analyse it. People can be so ugly sometimes.
Ivy: That's so sad.
Luna: why would you go there in teh first place?
TR: It's a part of my job, i can't tell you what it is, but be sure I'm here to help you. Now, we need to bust some of yoiue friends from the clinker.

MEANWHILE WITH NACHO AND WARTEEN

*bending over and looking through the grass*
Nacho: Why did you have a miniuature chokobo in your pocket in the first place?
Warteen: He was CUTE!j i couldn't just let him sit there, now could I?
Nacho: *Starts singing* 
Pink, it was love at first sight
Pink when I turn out the light,and
Pink makes
oh, sorry, what color is it again?
WArteen: It doesn't matter. lets get going. He'll find us eventually.
nacho: sounds good, lets go 
Eventually the tow groups of Adventurers meet up again adn sit down, talking and trying ot sort things out.

Warteen: who is this quy?
Ivy: why were you in jail?
Nacho: I don't want to get into it...
ELmo: Quiet down EVeryone!!!! Let's sort this out like civalized people.
Raistlin: But I Need to get back to my cokobos!
That can wait. N2k, warteen, i'd like you to meet The Returner. He's a time traveler who wants to talk to us about oour situation.
TR, these are, 
TR: I know about them, Hi guys.
Ivy: now will you tell us what we need to know?

TR: very well, here goes. THer is a woman, 
she want's to controll the universe, but, 
she has some items she needs to clear up before she can do that. 
One of them is The time-traveling Chokobo. He is one of the 3 special chocobos, 
and the only one who can stop her from becoming ruler of the known universe. 
She once was a Ok kinda girl, for a girl. But then she became obsessed with this dream, 
so she is willing to go to any lengths to get it. And, well, sorry to spill the beans, but, 
your group is responsible for the creation of the TT chocobo. I can't tell you how, 
but know that she will go to any lengths to keep your party seperted. there are going to 
be a total of 16 in your party, by the end, while now you only have 11.
Luna: 11? no we have, Ivy, Elmo, warteen, nacho, princess, deuce, myself, raistlin, and who? that's 8.
TR: your companions now have more with them, those they have met along the way. each and every one has a tallent crucial to this mission. now, I'll be in and out, to see how you are doing, and i'll stay for now, but i may not always be there for you.


A.E. Luna 

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CHapter 36

*TR Dissappears in a puff of smoke*
Elmo taps his foot. "Hmm, wonder who this woman is?" 
A.E Luna shruggs. "We have to get out of here anyway, let's worry about that later."
Elmo flexes his fingers "Stand back everyone" he says.
Princess Ditzyhick pipes up "I wouldn't trust him to use magic marker, let alone do some spellcasting..."
A.E Ivy stood forward. "Let me try" SWhe clicked her fingers and the group dissappeared.

MEANWHILE

The Gods and goddesses of Narrative causiality sat around the table.
"The Situation is serious" said Goddess Terra stroking her hair like an extra from a shampoo commerical.
Everyone nodded "What agent have we sent?" asked God Leo
God Bugenhagen replied "hoo hoo! We have sent The Returner, he's experienced with that sort of thing."
"I heard" said God Kefka "That The Creator himself is mixed in there somewhere."
Goddess Aerith seemed to return from whatever dream she was having "What? Uncle? How did he get mixed in with this? I say we intervene!"
Godess Terra snorted "Only because you have a soft spot for him, because we made him raise you until you were old enough for RPG high."
Goddess Aerith Laughed "So? What do you say we do, sit here and watch the whole of causiality come crashing down?"
Everyone around the table nodded. "It is decided, you Aerith will go and aid the group"
"Wha?" in a second she dissappeared.

The Group appeared in what seemed the far future. 
Nacho mumbled "I'm hungry".
"Where are we?" asked Elmo
"Looks like Washington" said A.E Ivy nonchalantly
"Cool!, Can we go into the White House!" Asked Elmo
Nacho grumbled "Eh Guys I'm HUNGRY here H-U-N-G-R-Y!"
"SHUT UP!"
"sorry.."
The Group decided to go to the White House. 

*There was an audible pop and a young woman in a pink dress appeared" 
"Want to buy a flowe.... eh? Where's everyone gone?"
She reluctantly followed the group towards their destiny....

MEANWHILE.

In a deep dark castle, the sort that Arcitects dreamed of in their worst nightmares, a Woman sat. She was quite attractive in a certain light. She looked at the progress of the group with interest. 
"Who's that?" she asked pointing at Aerith
The Younger girl perused the picture "That's Aerith Gainsborough, Goddess of Narrative Causiality, you must have really scared the bigwigs at HQ"
The Woman nodded and chuckled to herself "Indeed I have. All I have to do is wait for these idiots to stop WW3, inadvertantly create the Time Travellling Chocobo and I'll be able to put my plan into action."

TO BE CONTINUED 

Uncle Elmo 

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Chapter 37

Ivy: I just thought of something, because there's someone following us. Alucard followed me once. You know, I think he, Jeff, and PJ are all involved in this, too. Let's loose this girl who gives me th creeps! I HATE pink!
Luna: UUUuuhh... Where are we going?
Ivy: To Jeff's house to pick up PJ, him and Alucard.
Warteen: Oh man...
Ivy: Fine, I'll go by myself!
Before another word was said, she disappeared.
Ivy: Jeff!! Jeff!! Come on!
Jeff: *opens the door to the cabin* Hi, Ivy! Back again? Want a cup of coa-coa? 
Ivy: No,no,no. You, PJ, and Alucard need to come with our group.
Jeff: I told you I can't and PJ and Alukey left!
Ivy: Alukey!? Please come! We can get back 5 seconds before you left!
Jeff: In that case, let's go!
So Jeff and Ivy went off to find Alukey and PJ. They never realized the danger of being seperated from the group...
TO BE CONTINUED... 

A.E. Ivy 

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chapater 38

The three travelers look up at a great big bird.
Ivy: "who are you?
Squwark! ( i told A.E. Luna, your campanion. I protecet aginst paradox, and you were about to make a big boo-boo.)
Jeff: "What kind? a paradox?"
warke! Squeark! (yes of course. That's my job, right? You wer there when PJ and the monkey left, right? if you went back, you'd meet yourself, making a paradox. You would tell the two to stop, but that would change the important things they have ot do by themselves.)
Ivy: "that would be no good. now, could you help us with this mission of ours?"
mreck! (yeah, the future for the universe doesn't look good. If you don't know now, the evil clutches of MAdam Evil will close forever. The way the multi-colored Time traveling chocobo came to be, was through a complex rout of breeding.)
Jeff: "breading? there isn't only one chocobo?"
Sqienk! (of course not, you have to breed yellow with blue spots and pink with light pink spots, to get a dark orange and purple ofspring with the combined tallents of its parents. then you breed fucia and white with blue and aqua for a violet and aqua bird, also woth the combined tallents.)
Ivy: yeah, but then waht, you have 2 new chocobos. and why do the birds have tallents?"
mrwalk!! (You didn't let me finish. THen you breed the two new chocobos and that ofspring will have allo of the tallents so far. Each of the birds have a small part of the great time traveling chocobos tallent, and all of them have ot be combined tis certain way.)
Jeff: why isn't the last one the TT chocobo?
wark! Blenak!! (THe sorry part is that the last one you need to 
breed with only lived for one day at full maturity, he would have been a normal chocobo, 
untill the war, which mutated his parents slightly, so that they had him, 
a genitically wrong chocobo. he holds almost half of the TTC's power. You have to have some special nuts too, but there is one you have to have. 
it was grown durring the Middle ages, by a witch. PJ know the others. 
the final chocobo will be blaring yellow, with red spots. oh, and not all neon chocobos are the right ones, 
but everyone has a unique pattern. goodbye!)

Ivy finds herself facing alucard, while jeff falls into a snowdrift.

TO BE CONTINUED.... 

A.E. Luna 


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CHapter 39

In the flipside all eyes were on the viewscreen.
"This is GREAT!", they really think that Ivy is one of them." said O.E Luna.
"SILENCE" said the emporer weho sat onm the throne. Aeris02 was sat by his side. 
"I have reason to belive that one someone in this room has embarked on a non sanctioned attempt to take over Dimension 101-A."
"What DImension's that again?" asked Nacho the Guinea pig. 
The Emporer growled "THAT ONE!" 
"Oh."
The Emporer got up of this throne and unsheathed his sword. "If I hear of anyone disobeying my authority again, then you're Geography pal!"
Aeris02 yawned "Have you finished insulting the subordinates dear, we have other matters to attend to." The Emporer tuned to his queen and waved his hand dismissively.
"Yes, of course my love...."
Emporer Elmo 1st dusted down his cloak. and sa\t on the throne again. 
"Now LEAVE! Don't come back without the heads of the one they call Uncle Elmo and his so called friends."
They left the room
Aeris02 gave the Emporer a pecvk on the cheeck. "I just LOVE it when you're merciful."

TO BE CONTINUED. 

Uncle Elmo 

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Chapter 40, 

Warteen: Wow, this is getting hard to follow...
Nacho: No kidding, man, this is CRAZY!!!
A.E. Luna: No, you silly dumb macho boys, it's not hard at all! All we have to do is...
Nacho: Hehe Macho Nacho! *FLEX* *STRUT* *POSE*!
Warteen: grr... let's just get on with this quest or whatever it has turned into...
Elmo: I quite agree.
Jeff: But wait!!! What happened to that witch?!?!
A.E. Luna: Hmm, good question... Wait, weren't you supposed to be in a snowdrift?
Jeff: Oh, yeah, it's the weirdest thing... I was trapped and everything, and suddenly, I was with you guys again!!!
Warteen: Hmm... I sense sinister powers at work...
Nacho: Oh, that's brilliant, Yoda...
Warteen: AAACK!!! Would you SHUT UP!!! Anyway, where's Alucard and A.E. Ivy?
Alucard: *runs up* Wheeeeee!!! *runs past the group*
Warteen: Ooooooookay... I guess Ivy should come back any second now, too, right???
**The whole group waits... and waits......**
Elmo: My, this is strange... Hey, you two, stop that!!!
(Alucard and Nacho have started arm-wrestling, and Alucard's arm is nearly broken)
Alucard: (near tears) Wha.. wha... We're not doing anything!!!
Nacho: MWAHA, you mean YOU'RE not!
A.E. Luna: Okay... what we need to do now is go find A.E. Ivy. Then we can continue with our quest.
**And so, the group set off once more, not realizing that A.E. Ivy was not herself... and that they wouldn't find her unless she WANTED to be found.**

TO BE CONTINUED...



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O.E. Ivy: "O.E. Ivy reporting, sir!"
Emporer Elmo: "About time, was your trip succesful?"
O.E. Ivy: "as successful as can be expected. They didn't even blink when I appeared out of the bushes, thinking i had been to the bushes. I don't understand how they could have let ti slip their brains that she was in the other party! slwo onthe uptake."
Emporer: "get on with it!"
O.E. Ivy: "I successfully captured A.E. Ivy. I almost became sick on the way back here. She was Sooooooo nobel, wouldnt cry, beg or nothin, it was no fun at all, *notes glare from THe Emporer* and so i have her under lock and key. I was planningt on capturing the one called 'Jeff' but a big bird apeared before i could finish the deed, so I had to abort."
*Aeris 02 walks into the room*
Aeris 02: "are you ready yet? Elmie, have you gotten a head? that's icky."
Emporer: "not yet, my love, but just you wait, it will be mine soon! *turns to Ivy* give the prisoner our finest room, or what we can spare, in the cells.
O.E. Ivy: yes sir. *pauses* what will we do about Madam whats her face? do we just hand her this demention?"
Emporer: " of course not, we'll just help her do the dirty work, then aniahlatethe girl, how's that sound? Now Get! before i decide to kill the messenger! *O.E. Ivy flees the room*
Aeris 02: "now what are we going to do? I mean, how can i help with thuis takeover? I want to help!!!!!"
Emporer: "Easy sweetheart, we'regoing to do what we always do while we wait. I think we ahve a new prisonor!"
*aeris 02 and Emporer Elmo head towards the dungeons, arm in arm*

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A.E. Ivy: What are you going to do with me? 
Emporer Elmo: Oh, this and that. Rest assured, Aeris02 and I will have a lot of fun!
A.E. Ivy: But what about my friends? Where are they? They'll come looking for me! Just you see! Then you'll be in trouble!
Emporer Elmo: What a dope! Must I explain?
Aeris02: No my love. I will. You see, the girl who kidnapped you will take your place. Then, she will help your little buddies along, because what they are about to do will help us get control of your demention. 
Ivy: My... demention? I don't understand.
Aeris02: Of course you don't! Your kind is completely oblivious to the fact that there are others that want the space you inahabit! We need that demention, because ours is dying out!! You stupid people, living on and on with out any appreciation for your living space!!
Emporer Elmo: Tell her no more. Do not make yourself upset over this slime my dear. Now, on to the real fun...

Back at the ranch...

Warteen: Ranch? What ranch? Who said that?
Luna: That's the narrator, idgit! Don't you know anything? And besides, the reader isn't supposed to know you can hear him!! Geeze!
Warteen: Oh... Oooopps...
Elmo: I still wonder why Ivy deserted us. I feel bad leaving for Washingto with out her...
O.E. Ivy: What do you mean? I'm here!
Everyone: Ivy!! Hey, where did you come from? 
O.E. Ivy: Oh! Well, I was, uh, lost, but then I came accross the time-distortion residual and followed you!
Elmo: That's clever... I didn't realize...
Ivy:*suspiciously* Realize what?
Elmo: Oh, nothing... Let's go!
Princess: Where? 
PJ peeked out of Alucard's pocket 
PJ: We're going to the Smithsonian of the future, idiot! We're looking for something that can help us help them avert WW3!! Geeze! Man!
Jeff: Don't have a hissy fit! Besides, aren't we supposed to keep WW3?
Deuce: How's that?
Jeff: The Big Chocobo said...
Ivy: Jeff, the Chocobo only told us to keep on working hard! Anything else you heard was wrong... When was the last time you had your hearing checked?
Jeff: Are you sure?
Ivy: Of course I'm sure! Let's go!
TO BE CONTINUED... 

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When the group was heading to the Smithsonian of the future Jeff realized something.
Jeff: A.E. Ivy, is something wrong?
A.O. Ivy: No, I'm just fine.
Jeff: Are you sure? You look kind of different?
A.O. Ivy: SHUT UP YOU STUPID BRAT!
The whole group looks at A.O. Ivy.
A.O. Ivy: ahem, I mean please be quiet Jeff, I'm in a bad mood.
A.O. Ivy: Hey, Did the great big bird just land in those bushes over there?
The group decided to check the bushes.
A.O. Ivy held Jeff back. "They always fall for that joke."
Jeff: What are you....
A.O. Ivy put her hand over Jeff's mouth.
A.O. Ivy: You're going to go see A.E. Ivy now annoying brat.
Before Jeff could do anything else, he was in the same cell as A.E. Ivy was.
Back in the bushes
A.E. Luna: I don't see the great big bird.
A.E. Luna looks around.
A.E. Luna: Umm, where's Jeff?
A.O. Ivy: He told me that he didn't want to continue the journey so he left for his home I guess.
Warteen: Can we just get on with our journey?
A.O. Ivy: Yeah, we don't want to waste any time.
So the group continued there journey thinking that Jeff left to go to his home, but really he's in the cell with A.E. Ivy.


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*as the group stops for the night, Luna drags Uncle Elmo, Warteen and Princess Ditz. to the side*
A.E. Luna: Wht do you guys think? She ahs been acting strangely, and Jeff wouldn't just up and leave. Plus, why would she want to search for somthing like that at the Smithstonian?
Princess: Who can say what happened to her while she was lost, we need to sympathize with her for now, and try to talk to her about it soon, but not right now.
U. Elmo: I think we need to be suspicious of her, maby somthing happened to her that made her decide to Stop us from finding the chocobo. and what was it with that big bird. cokuld it be the same one you and i saw?
Luna: could be, so here's the plan.....*whispers to the group* and then we'll talk to her about it. you have your parts? *all nod* good, lets go!

*later that evening* 
Warteen: hey, how you doing? freezing your bum off too? *sits next to O.E. Ivy* What are we doing out here, i mean, at least elmo couldive gotten us into a motel or somthing, i mean. it wouldn't be a crime.
O.E. Ivy: i suppose, but you know what? I think he likes it out here. I mean,who in there right mind would like out here, frosted just a miniut ago, i swear!
Warteen: yeah, It's just not fair, well, I know I'm going to roll myself up into one of the sleeping bags Alucard had in his pocket. you should grab one took, before they're all gone.*waliks off*
*O.E. Ivy stands up and dusts herself off. 
*O.E. Ivy goes off insearch of princess, who has kitchen duties*

Princess: hey, how are you doing? eeling any better?
O.E. Ivy: I've been better. do you have any cocoa on hand? I could really use a hot drink.
Princess: Oh, I just cleaned teh pot, but tell you what, since you're back and safe, I'll make another batch just for you. *comming back a few miniuts later, with a glass of hot cocoa* here you go, and i added my secret ingredient, it always helps me relax. Well, sleep with the angles!
*O.E. Ivy grabs a sleeping bag from a small pile and heads to the far side of the camp, sipping her drink*
O.E, Ivy: < this is great, i haave somewhere warmer to sleep, and hte emporer> Yawn!< will be pleased.> *drops off with a thud*

Uncle Elmo: i think it's time....
Luna: so do I.
*The two make there way over to the sleeping woman* NOW!! *Uncle Elmo grabs Ivy in a bear hug, while Luna ties her feet up , the rest of the group rushes ovr to see what was happening.
Uncle Elmo: good job warteen, Princess! i think we've got her! 
Luna: *The radiochtonographer is showing that Ivy's cordonants are in the opposit integrs of what they should be! jeff is right near her! this an imposter. Make her speak!

TO BE CONTINUED...... 

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Jeff: Oh, don't cry, Ivy. It'll be okay... They'll figure it all out sooner or later. *puts arm akwardly around Ivy* Really...
Ivy: *sobbing* Tey'll get to them, too! *sob* Just like they did you! *sniffle* They'll never... 
Jeff: *shakes Ivy until her teeth rattle* Ivy!!!
Ivy: Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhh!! *dazedly looks around, wipes her eyes* Oh, thanx. I needed a good shaking. But, what do we do? I know! Sing loud and off key when I start, k? 
Jeff and Ivy: *yelling* 99 bottles of juice on the wall! 99 bottles of juice! Take on down...
*Ivy puts her hand in her pocket and finds the radio transmitter Luna gave her* 
Ivy: What's this...? *gasp* Luna can find us with this!! Yea!!!
*guard comes down to cell* What was that? I think I'll be taking that little device!
*guard comes into the cell and tries to wrestle transmitter away from Ivy*
Ivy: NO!! It's MINE!!!! You can't have it!!! 
*Jeff sneaks up behind the guard struggling with Ivy and bashes him over the head. Guard is unconsious*
Jeff: Let's get out of here!

So, the two set on trying to find there way out of the dungeon. But will they be able to leave?

TO BE CONTINUED... 

A.E. Ivy 

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*As AE Ivy and Jeff stumble around the dark dungeon, they hear a loud sound up ahead.*
Ivy: What was that?
Jeff: No clue, let's check it out.
Ivy: What if its the gards, looking for us?
Jeff: Then thats the risk we'll have to take.
* The 2 slowly creep through the dark tunnels, and round the next corner waits a great suprise....*
Jeff: Well, It wasn't the gaurds, but we did find another prison cell.
Ivy:Who is she?
Jeff: Ask, she might tell us.
Ivy: Who are you?
*Girl sits up from what she was looking at*
Girl: My name is Rae. Who are you?
Ivy: My name is A.E. Ivy, and this is Jeff.
Jeff: Uh.. Hi.
Rae: Hey, can you get me out of here? I was taken about 3 years ago, but I'm innocent, and they don't care.
Jeff: Sure, but how?
Rae: Well, there are the keys right behind you.
*Ivy grabs the keys and unlocks Rae's cell*
Rae: Thanks, where are you guys heading?
Jeff: We are trying to get back to our friends.
Ivy: Hey! Wanna come along?
Rae: Sure, can you give me, like, 5 minutes?
Jeff: Sure, why?
Rae: To change out of these rags? I kept some spare clothes when they locked me in.
Ivy: Sure. Jeff, lets meet her around the corner.
Rae: I'll be out in a few.
* As Rae changes into a pair of khakis, black t-shirt, orange jacket, and a black ski hat, Jeff and Ivy talk*
Jeff: Why did you ask her to come along?
Ivy: She seems nice, plus I need a girl to talk to. No offense.
Jeff: None taken. But she might slow us down!
Ivy: She might also know how to get out of here.
*Rae turns the corner*
Rae: Lets go, I know a secret way to get out of here.
Ivy: C? Told ya.

TO BE CONTINUED.................... 

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As the group of three are circling throught the dungons, Rae makes a turn, not telling where ther are going. The group hits a small alcove, with 2 cells on either side of them.
Rae: now, I'll tell you two about my past, but i need to free a friend of mine. She is called Proteus. And she is a shape changer.
A.E. Ivy: why would we want to have her in our group? we are already conspicuous enough.
Jeff: a shape changer? Ivy: she could help us get out of here. {turning back to Rae} could she slide under doors, or, grab keys without anyone knowing?
Rae: that and a thousand things more. she knows amny things about this dimention that i would shudder to think about.
A.E. Ivy: you come from a different dimenmtion?
Rae: no, but she does, one altogether different from yours. She was captured when she tried to fight the invasion of her world, by the Emporor's Predicessor, 200 years ago. now she is kept in an air tight chamber, with absolutely no way even a light beam, or sound wave could escape.
JEff: let us get to her! we need to escape here as fast as we can.

To Be Continued 

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as the three search for proteus,they find many unexpected things along the way, around every corner is a scarier thing, as they climb down deeper in the dimention it gets colder and colder, just like in a castle~the lower ya get, the colder it is, the three are freezing by the time they reach the floor of where Proteus is kept.
Jeff: do you think she's on this floor?
Rae:i know she is~she's got to be why else is it so quiet in here~remember, it's a sound proof chamber so we won't be able to hear her.
A.E.Ivy:Well we better start to look becuz weeeelllll....(teeth chattering) i'm frickin freezin down here!!!!!
Jeff:i know it's just a tad bit nippy...
Rae: you guys don't worry bout how cold it is just...lets look!!!!
A.E.Ivy:She's right!

Narrator:they look and look and look til they find a suspicious wall that has a outline of a door on it~they all push at the same time, and it takes them to the other side reverising the side they were on into a chamber that they see Proteus in...

Rae: FINALLY!! we have to find a way to wake her up!
A.E.Ivy: crap there's a guard!!!
Jeff:don't worry he's dead, they must have forgotten about him when they locked her up and told him to guard Proteus.
Rae:well he's got to have a remote to open it or something!
A.E.Ivy:Yeah, Jeff, your not afraid of dead guys are you? after all your dad does work in the morgue right?
Jeff:HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FATHER LIKE THAT! no he didn't work in a morgue, i'm just not afraid of dead people.

Narrator:So jeff search's the dead coarpse of the gaurd, and of course, finds a remote to open it.

Jeff:CrabWhacker!, the batteries are dead!Do you guys have any extra from your cd players?
A.E.Ivy: how many does it take?
Jeff:Two...
A.E.Ivy and Rae at same time:We Only Have one...

TO BE CONTINUED...



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Jeff: ONE??? Thats it?
A.E.Ivy: Well, yeah. 
Rae: I don't really carry around batteries, but leme search my purse.
Ivy: WAIT! i have the transmitter that Luna gave me! I'll check that for a battery, as long as i get it back!
Rae: I didn't find one, sorry.
Ivy: Here, use this one.
Jeff: Thanks, lets give it a try.
* Remote makes a humming noise, then glows, then the door opens*
Rae: YEAH!!!
Ivy: Brrr, now its colder!
Proteus: Wha, Where am i? Rae? RAE!
Rae: Proteus! Your awake!
*Jeff and Ivy are standing back, because Proteus looks human, but with blue and silver swirling skin*
Proteus: Who are they?~pointing to Jeff and A.E. Ivy~
Rae: They are my new friends, Jeff and A.E.Ivy.
Jeff: Um...Uh..Hallo.
Proteus:Hi, I betcha i look really strange, don't i?
Ivy: Just a little, sorry.
Rae: Why don't you try fixing your skin color?
Jeff: Yeah, that might help, also some clothes.*blushing, Jeff turns around*
Ivy: Yeah, here, you can wear my spare.
Proteus: Thank you.
*As A.E.Ivy and Rae help Proteus change, Jeff puts the Battery back in the Transmitter, and starts playing with it*
~Screen starts to get all fuzzy~
Crackling voice of A.E.Luna:--- Ivy! -eff! Are------there?Where------you?
Jeff: LUNA! Can you hear me?
Luna:---Yes-- bearly----where----you?
Jeff: Another dimension, were trying to escape!
Luna: Where?-----Can't hear-----!
Jeff: Your breaking up!
Ivy: Give me that, LUNA?
Luna: IVY!!----Where----you?
Ivy:We are-------
*transmision gets cut off, leaving the screen blank*
Rae: What happened?
Jeff:The battery died.
Ivy: *on the floor, crying*Why??? I mean..We were so close!
Jeff: I know, don't cry!
Proteus: Lets get a move on, before they realize we've escaped!
Ivy:*sniffle* Your right, *sniff*Lets go.
Rae: Alright!
*AS THE GROUP HEADS OUT,WITH A NEW FRIEND, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL BE IN STORE FOR THEM AROUND THE NEXT TURN.........*
To Be Continued.......... 

Amber 

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