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This is the last page of chaptes. once i have all of the chapters down onto this page, i can get on with the rest of my site. thanks for reading all of this! Chapter 76 Tom Cosmo:Hey look,Pokémon(plummets thorugh the roof)weeeee! Rastlin:Don't interrupt our Pokémon battle. Madame Evil:Hey,wheres Barf got too? Tom:Huh,Barf,y'mean that tihng I just landed on? Madame Evil:Oh dammit. Tom:Haha!Don't kill 'em at home,kids! Ivy:But how did you do that? Tom:Magic,but who cares aobut that now, lets kick some Madame Evil butt!Huh? Madame Evil's voice coming form a purple dinosaur:I have turned into Madame Barney! Do not underestimate my annoyingness! Alucard:And don't underestimate this!(throws a Moogle Doll at Madame Barney). Madame Barney:Arrgh!Must get...away..fast...Moogle...Doll..too..pow...er... fuuuuul.Happy time,kids!Hahahahahaha! Tom:Yes!Madame Barney is defeated-at least,for now!Lets escape beofre it recovers sanity!(casts Escape). AE Ivy:Where are we? Alucard:Some place. Tom:The Lost Isles.They are lost since Pokémon does not exist here and has not taken over their minds. Rastlin:Go Coffee! Tom:except for him,of course. Alucard:Oh well,someones gotta' take him. Ivy:But why us? Tom:Becuase we're the only humans here. Alucard:So...er..theres noting else here? Tom:No.Dangerous monsters are all around this place. And....the one...they call....The Mog...on Lone Island.... Alucard:No more,please!No more! Tom:And the others are pretty dangerous too. We can get about easily on..er...Rastlin. Ivy:On Rastlin? Tom:Yeah,sure,I'll use Ragnorak on him to turn him into a boat. Ivy:But may I remind you he knows where the TT Chocobos are. Tom:Does anyone else. Ivy:Maybe,but you haven't read thisd much of the story,so I've forgotten. Alucard:Me too. Tom:Oh,well,we'll settle for a talking boat. Ivy:Tom,I dunno if thats such a good...idea... Tom:Let me introduce oyu to our new talking boat! HMS Raistlin:Coffe,Smokey thing attack! To Be Continued.... Tom Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 77 UFO:(falls thorught the sky)Travellers!Weeeeeee! Tom:Copyright Tom Cosmo Yr.2000. UFO:(lands on the boat)Owch. Tom:Who are you? UFO:I saved you! Tom:I saved us. UFO:Y'know oyu landed on Barf from nowhere,yeah. Tom:Yes,that was rather confusing,wasn't it? UFO:Well I put you there. Alucard:Cool. UFO:Doesn't this boat feel a little...y'know,humany? Tom:Its made from Raistlin. UFO:The guy you guys were rescuing? Ivy:The very same. UFO:Uhhh...then why turn him into a boat? Tom:Well,he was mad,he was the only mad one(Alucard hardly what you would call 'sane',of course). Alucard:Hey! Tom:Anyhoo,it can speak,see,look. Ivy:Jessie! HMS Raislin:James! Tom:See?It watched too much Pokémon. UFO:I see.Now where am I? Tom:Lost Ocean,y'know,the watrery tihgn that connects the Lost Islands. UFO:What? Ivy:(whispers to UFO)Its a wizard thing. UFO:I see. Tom:See what? UFO:Anyway,you got a map? Tom:Nope. UFO:Then how.... Alucard:He doesn't know where we're going. UFO:I see.Is this boat safe. Tom:Yup.Until he turns back in,lesse,an hour.We should be on Argan Shore by then. UFO:Amd that is....? Tom:A deserted island.Minus maybe the Mog.But he travels alot. UFO:I have heard rumours..... Tom:They're true.Just be careful,and be afraid,(deepens voice)be very afraid. To Be Continued. Tom Cosmo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 78 They arrive on Argan Shore just in time too. After they got off the boat, Raistlin turned back to human. The island was covered with forests. Ivy started to go in. Ivy: You guys coming? UFO, Tom, and Alucard: I guess so. Jeff comes running out of the forest. Ivy: Where'd you come from Jeff? Jeff: I just appeared in the middle of the forest. Must have been Madam Evil's magic. Tom: Anyway, can we get going? Jeff: You mean go into the forest? Tom: Yeah . . . Jeff: We should leaave really soon! All except Jeff: Why? Jeff: because . . . Everyone heard a noise and they turned around. A gigantic Mog was walking right towards them with an evil grin on it's face. Jeff: *gulp* That's why! TO BE CONTINUED . . . Jeff -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 79 AE Ivy relized with a start that she was thinking much clearer than she had been for the last few minutes. She also relized that she felt very light, she could see in all directions and that living things seemed to glow. She could see and hear Shadow and Pourus changed into a huge dragon battling a huge barf. She could also see her friends lieing on the floor. A moment later she relized she had no body. The Barf reached out a tenticale of vomit squezing Shadow. He feel to the grownd, the glow beging to fade. The Barf cant bio3 on Pourus. The dragagon fell to the floor before changing into a huge oversized bear. Sudenly White Wizard came leaping over something and landed infront of the group. He seemed to be reading for a spell. As he cast it Ivy felt pulled towards him. A mist rose around the Barf, folowed by blue cirecles. Water crystlised into ice on the grownd around the Barf. Shards of pure ice shot into one fantastic shike ball. AE Ivy knew this was Ice3, but ovously the wizard had added his own touch because snow shot into the Barf freezing it compleatly. Ivy was so close to White Wizard that she could hear what he murmered next: "Ultima" The wizard and all of his aliyes disapeared. AI Ivy thourgt she could sence them somewhere. The grean light shards flung together onto a single singualarty before exploding out smashing the frozen Barf into hundered of thousands of tiny shards. They seemed to disapear as the flew apart. Her friends re-apeaerd in exacly the same posions as before. White Wizard waisted no time before starting to cast curata on all of them. After a few minutes they had all got up and were staning mournfly round an aparently empty spot. She could hear them talking Luna:I carn't belive she's dead. Ivy tryed to say "Who's dead?" But found she had no voice. Cosmo:Who are you a docter, are you sure shes dead. Shadow:She was lieing in that acidic vomit a long time. Ivy:[Am I dead?] Pourus:She resqed me from Emporer Emos dunjans. Ivy:[I am a goast?] White Wizard: Theres still a chance, Ivy:[Where is?] White Wizard: If her spirit refuses to go on to the next plane of existance, whatever that may be then we can use an item known to the wise as a Phoenix down. Ivy:[Right I wount go to the next plane.] Jeff: Do you have one? White Wizard: No but I think I know were we can get one *points at Madem Evils HQ* Madem Evil is liky to have one stored in cace anything bad happen so her. I think the stors are on the top floor, it would be best if we climed up. Jeff, Luna take Ivys body Narator:The groop set of in seach of a Phoenix down of Ivy Madem Evil: So Ivy was dead? Guard: It would appear so, but since she was alive when they came through the roof I'll have to asume they got the Phoenix down. Madem Evil: Check the stores. Gaud: *leaves then comes back* There is a whole bag of Phoenix downs missing. There also a big whole in the roof. Madem Evil: Go on with the story. On the roof top by this time UFO had fully recovered. The force told him to head for the stores. using his Lightsaber he cut throug the wall, and into a stair well. He cauth a strange pressance somewhere, but decided to to be worryed about it. Ivy could see the others climimg something, but could not see what. [Boo!] Something shouted from behing. Ivy couldn't jump but if she could she would of. [Suprised?] The pressance asked [Remember you not the only one to have died today.] [Barf?] Ivy asked [Yes Barf, Barf has a name you know.] [I thourt Barf was you name?] [Barf was the name you gave me, and it is the name of what I am. It is Vostos. I am Vostos, son of Alcuard.] [Why are, were you such a jeark, I mean you killed me, you would have killed everyone.] [It's hard not to hate when your a pie of vomit. Can you imagen the prejudises people have to something they could have coughed up. I could have been a sanit but I was warped by other peoples hatered. I particaly blame Alucard. He was no farther at all he just dumped me in a bag that said not barf.] [Just shut up.] [I don't know about that, it'll get extreemly lonly on your own, after all, all your friends carn't hear you] [They will once they get that Phoenix down] [You presume to much, you see I still have unfinished busuness on this world. Alucard still lives for one thing. And I need a body to do that work so I was thinking...] [Oh no, no even you would...] Ivy gasped. The barf, Vostuos was planing to join with her body istead of her! [I asure you I will. I'm looking forward to finding out what it is like to have a real body istead of being a pile of vomit. I nevere liked beeng a barf.] [No...] [I'll be high and dry with you friend wile your doomed to wander this limbo mid point forever.] [My friend have detected a substitute before.] [What can they do about it? I will have the perfect hostage. If they kill me again your body will rot until it is unredemabel.] [You've still got to get past me.] Ivy said defiantly. [Thats easy.] The Barf goast said as it unleashed a phycic atack with knoked the ghost of Ivy out. Madem Evil:Thats intersting, does Vostos still live? Go on... Guard: The next part is about the Jedi UFO UFO was nealy up the satais when he heard a strange clanking comeing from behind. Turning round he could see a stange mechanicl like thing. "Hello" he greeted it, but he was schepticle about whether it would be friendly. "I. Am. Slayer 8.7.7. I. Have. Orders. To. Destroy. You. For. Helping. The. Invaiders." "I'll see about that." UFO replyed Without saying anything more Slayer 877 lifted its hands. From the knules 3 blades ingited themselves on each hand. They looked like claws. Slayer 877 charged UFO. UFO ignited his own lightsaber in time to block one of the blows but the power of it threw him back. UFO knew he didn't have much chance against six baldes behind something that strong. As Slayer charged again UFO jedi leped over it and up the stairs to the store where he sensed White Wizard and his friends were. UFO got in just in time to see white wizard use the Phoenix down. After a few more minutes and some explainations AE Ivy woke up. "Am I alive now?" She asked. "Yes your alive." Pourbus reasured. "I'm alive!" Ivy shouted happly. "Maby I was wrong about you White Wizard," Elmo said "I'm sorry for not trusting you, I suppose I was jealos about how much beter you are at magic than I was but you saved us all. Thank you." "What do we do now?" Jeff asked "What we came here to do, save Raistln" Luna replyed. "Lets take the roof." UFO sugested before promtly cuting a hole throug it. UfO then jedi leaped up with a rope. After a few munutes he poped his head throught to say the rope was sucure. Everyone climed up, AE Ivy was last. "I know you can hear me AE Ivy." She wispered to the empty room "They don't suspect a thing, but soon Alucard will find a knife up his back." Whithout saying anymore AE Ivy climed the rope onto the Roof. Gaurd: Theres only one more line: The goast of AE Ivy folloed her friends through the Vortex Guard: And the rest is history. They come throug the roof rescued there comrad and escaped. Madem Evil: *Staring out of the window* So Vostos still lives, I can count on him to get the job done, unless of cource, his hatered of Alucard makes him... unprofessonal. *Does another bad guy laugh* No all is defenatly not lost, when we seached the stables when we kidnaped Raistlan I found no trace of the TT chocobos. Raistlin must have hiden them. The only person who knows where they're hidden thinks he's James of teem rocket. Tell Slayer that his orders are that I whant that little groop of troble makers dead. Also I whant Raistlin alive at all costs. Oh and you may lower the fortress again. UFO ---------------------------------------------------------------- Alucard:Aaaaaah! UFO:Is this.....? Tom:Yes,the Mog! Jeff:We'd better run fast or,well...we're doomed. Mog:Heeeehahahahaha!Loooook aaaaat meeeeee! UFO:You never said it was a giant! Tom:It isn't.It just preys on our greatest fears.To me,its the embodiment of stupidity,obviously your greatest fear is giant moogles. Jeff:Actually,I tohught it was heights,but.... Tom:That explains its size. UFO:And my fears explain it's black cloak and scythe. Ivy:Arrgh!It looks like Pikachu! Tom:Mebbe,I CAN see it's tail...... Alucard:Aaah!My greatest fear! Tom:Whats that? Alucard:Something bad that doesn't give up! Tom:Oh damn. Jeff:Behind that rock! (the group dash beihnd a large rock,convienintly placed in their path. The Mog stomps pat,leavign a cloud of dust). Ivy:Right,we're safe...but wheres Raistlin? Jeff:He was with you? Ivy:Yeah....but I thought you knew that. Tom:Have we left him behind or something? UFO:The Mog must have him. Tom:And'll take him back to Lone Island,where he will be turned into a Barf, and put into a bag labelled 'Not Barf'...... Alucard:Nooooo!He's stealing my ideas! Ivy:Keep your voice down! Jeff:Well,actually,it doesn't matter.We're gonna' be trapped here forever anyway. Tom:Maybe not. UFO:What d'ya mean? Tom:Weeeeell,we could take a lift on osme sea creatures. UFO:What type of sea creatures? Tom:Man-eating Porpoises. Jeff:Lets just stay here,then. Ivy:Any other ideas? Tom,Jeff and Alucard:Nope. To Be Continued. Tom Cosmo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 74.1 part 2 AE Ivy relized with a start that she was thinking much clearer than she had been for the last few minutes. She also relized that she felt very light, she could see in all directions and that living things seemed to glow. She could see and hear Shadow and Pourus changed into a huge dragon battling a huge barf. She could also see her friends lieing on the floor. A moment later she relized she had no body. The Barf reached out a tenticale of vomit squezing Shadow. He feel to the grownd, the glow beging to fade. The Barf cant bio3 on Pourus. The dragagon fell to the floor before changing into a huge oversized baer. Sudenly White Wizard came leaping over something and landed infront of the groop. He seemed to be reading for a spell. As he cast it Ivy felt pulled towards him. A mist rose around the Barf, folowed by blue cirecles. Water crystlised into ice on the grownd around the Barf. Shards of pure ice shot into one fantastic shike ball. AE Ivy knew this was Ice3, but ovously the wizard had added his own touch because snow shot into the Barf freezing it compleatly. Ivy was so cloce to White Wizard that she could hear what he murmered next: "Ultima" The wizard and all of his aliyes disapeared. AI Ivy thourgt she could sence them somewhere. The grean light shards flung together onto a single singualarty before exploding out smashing the frozen Barf into hundered of thousands of tiny shards. They seemed to disapear as the flew apart. Her friends reapeaerd in exacly the same posions a s before. White Wizard waisted no time before starting to cant curata on all of them. After a few minutes they had all got up and were staning mournfly round an aparently empty spot. She could hear them talking Luna:I carn't belive she's dead. Ivy tryed to say "Who's dead?" But found she had no voice. Cosmo:Who are you a docter, are you sure shes dead. Shadow:She was lieing in that acidic vomit a long time. Ivy:[Am I dead?] Pourus:She resqed me from Emporer Emos dunjans. Ivy:[I am a goast?] White Wizard: Theres still a chance, Ivy:[Where is?] White Wizard: If her spirit refuses to go on to the next plane of existance, whatever that may be then we can use an item known to the wise as a Phoenix down. Ivy:[Right I wount go to the next plane.] Jeff: Do you have one? White Wizard: No but I think I know were we can get one *points at Madem Evils HQ* Madem Evil is liky to have one stored in cace anything bad happen so her. I think the stors are on the top floor, it would be best if we climed up. Jeff, Luna take Ivys body Narator:The groop set of in seach of a Phoenix down of Ivy Madem Evil: So Ivy was dead? Guard: It would appear so, but since she was alive when they came through the roof I'll have to asume they got the Phoenix down. Madem Evil: Check the stores. Gaud: *leaves then comes back* There is a whole bag of Phoenix downs missing. There also a big whole in the roof. Madem Evil: Go on with the story. On the roof top by this time UFO had fully recovered. The force told him to head for the stors. using his Lightsaber he cut throug the wall, and into a stir well. He cauth a strange pressance somewhere, but decided to to be worryed about it. Ivy could see the others climimg something, but could not see what. [Boo!] Something shouted from behing. Ivy couldn't jump but if she could she would of. [Suprised?] The pressance asked [Remember you not the only one to have died today.] [Barf?] Ivy asked [Yes Barf, Barf has a name you know.] [I thourt Barf was you name?] [Barf was the name you gave me, and it is the name of what I am. It is Vostos. I am Vostos son of Alcuard.] [Why are, were you such a jeak, I mean you killed me, you would have killed everyone.] [It's hard not to hate when your a pie of vomit. Can you imagen the perjumids people have to something they could have coughed up. I could have been a sanit but I was warped by other peoples hatered. I particaly blame Alucard. He was no farther at all he just dumped me in a bag that said not barf.] [Just shut up.] [I don't know about that, it'll get extreemly lonly on your own, after all, all your friends carn't hear you] [They will once they get that Phoenix down] [You presume to much, you see I still have unfinished busuness on this world. Alucard still lives for one thing. And I need a body to do that work so I was thinking...] [Oh no, no even you would...] Ivy gasped. The barf, Vostuos was planing to join with her body istead of her! [I asure you I will. I'm looking forward to finding out what it is like to have a real body istead of being a pile of vomit. I nevere liked beeng a barf.] [No...] [I'll be high and dry with you friend wile your doomed to wander this limbo mid point forever.] [My friend have detected a substitute before.] [What can they do about it? I will have the perfect hostage. If they kill me again your body will rot until it is unredemabel.] [You've still got to get past me.] Ivy said defiantly. [Thats easy.] The Barf goast said as it unleashed a phycic atack wich knoked the goast of Ivy out. Madem Evil:Thats intersting, does Vostos still live? Go on... Guard: The next part is about the Jedi UFO UFO was nealy up the satais when he heard a strange clanking comeing from behind. Turning round he could see a stange mechanicl like thing. "Hello" he greeted it, but he was schepticle about whether it would be friendly. "I. Am. Slayer 8.7.7. I. Have. Orders. To. Destroy. You. For. Helping. The. Invaiders." "I'll see about that." UFO replyed Without saying anything more Slayer 877 lifted its hands. From the knules 3 lightsaber blades ingited themselves on each hand. They looked like clarws. Slayer 877 charged UFO. UFO ignited his own lightsaber in time to block one of the blows but the power of it threw him back. UFO knew he didn't have much chance against six baldes behind something that strong. As Slayer charged again UFO jedi leped over it and up the stairs to the store where he senced White Wizard and his friends were. UFO got in just in time to see white wizard use the Phoenix down. After a few more minutes and some explainations AE Ivy woke up. "Am I alive now?" She asked. "Yes your alive." Pourbus reasured. "I'm alive!" Ivy shouted happly. "Maby I was wrong about you White Wizard," Elmo said "I'm sorry for not trusting you, I suppose I was jealos about how much beter you are at magic than I was but you saved us all. Thank you." "What do we do now?" Jeff asked "What we came here to do, save Raistln" Luna replyed. "Lets take the roof." UFO sugested before promtly cuting a hole throug it. UfO then jedi leaped up with a rope. After a few munutes he poped his head throught to say the rope was sucure. Everyone climed up, AE Ivy was last. "I know you can hear me AE Ivy." She wispered to the empty room "They don't suspect a thing, but soon Alucard will find a knife up his back." Whithout saying anymore AE Ivy climed the rope onto the Roof. Gaurd: Theres only one more line: The goast of AE Ivy folloed her friends through the Vortex Guard: And the rest is history. They come throug the roof rescued there comrad and escaped. Madem Evil: *Staring out of the window* So Vostos still lives, I can count on him to get the job done, unless of cource, his hatered of Alucard makes him... unprofessonal. *Does another bad gue laugh* No all is defenatly not lost, when we seached the stables when we kidnaped Raistlan I found no trace of the TT chocobos. Raistlin must have hiden them. The only person who knows where there hidden thinks he's James of teem rocket. Tell Slayer that his orders are that I whant that little groop of troble makers dead. Also I whant Raistlin alive at all costs. Oh and you may lower the forterss again. UFO -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 80 Scalene:Hey,um....why we here? Slayer:Raistlin. Scalene:Uhhh...why him? Slayer:Must I tell you everytihng?All we're supposed to do is our job. Scalene:And THAT is? Slayer:You may not have picked it up,but we're mercenaries. Scalene:Cummon,it's second day.Just been released. Slayer:You may have been,but thats only because I selecte you. Now I wish I hadn't piacked some guy who looked like he could put up a fight but couldn't even reember his own name. Scalene:Can... Slayer:Only the new name I gave you.Now sharpen yer' blade and shut your mouth. Scalene:Sure,boss(draws dagger and curved blade and begins to sharpen). Meanwhile....... Raistlin:Voices? Mog:Weeeeaaaaaa! Raistlin:Must be the twerp and that rat. Mog:Looooook aaaaat meeeeeee! Raistlin:Go,Coffee! Mog:Weeeezaaaaa! Raistlin:Smokescreen attack! At the same time...... Slayer:You here that? Scalene:What? Slayer:Raistlin. Scalene:Ummm...whos he again? Slayer:The one who knows where the TT Chocobos are.Now shut your mouth. Scalene:Aaagh! Slayer:Wha-aaagh! Scalene:Aaahh...we.....wha?Aaaaaah! Slayer:Scanaaaahing! Scalene:Huh?Gone. Slayer:Good.We were being scanned by something.And beofre you ask it's a spell. Scalene:From who? Slayer:Cosmo. Scalene:Uuuuh? Slayer:That apprentice wizard who killed Vostos for the first time. Scalene:Vostos? Slayer:A Barf who was ressurected in the body of one of Cosmo's freinds. He's Raistlin's freind.He could be akey to the mystery.And she who's body is controlled by Vostos knows him even better.Raistlin is ours,Scalene. Scalane:'Oooh else i with 'em? Slayer:Some moron and a Jedi who escaped from Madame Evil. Scalene:Hey....more voices.And footsteps. Slayer:Not Raistlin....Cosmo.Vostos isn't with them.Dammit. Tom:Hey?Whozat? Slayer:Do not be alarmed. Jeff:Oh nuts. Scalene:You'd better be scared.... Alucard:Noooo.... Slayer:Because here we come. UFO:Stop. Tom:Ummm....Bolt! Scalene:Yooooow! Slayer:That was pathetic. Tom:It hurt HIM(points to Scalene)! Slayer:Not as much has this will hurt you(draws curved blade). UFO:No. Slayer:UFO.What a suprise. Jeff:You know him,UFO? UFO:Yes.Do not get in the way.He can pack a slash,but I pack more(draws lightsaber). To Be Continued...... Tom Cosmo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------